Thread: THE WORD GAME
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that was being
very creamy and
acidic. After that,
a thing that
seemed to be
a plasticene porter
but was actually
(thanks Grondy!)
(thanks Grondy!)
a floating carpet (,)
ridden upon by
("actually" might be a good substitute for "in fact" Tommie.)
("actually" might be a good substitute for "in fact" Tommie.)
a weird person
who didn't know
which way was
North-North-East. He walked
off his carpet
and headed for
the distant horizon
then turned left
and across a
country called Canada
where he found
donut shops owned
by a funny
little man named
Rasputin the red-nosed
Hobbit-hunter, he said
guess how many
times have I
poisoned a customer
only because of
a green tomato
flying high in
spite of having
warts between toes
, a runny nose
and purple suspenders
tied with string (, .)
The big hairy
customer then said:
you are fat
but I like
your big red
hairy nose and
cheap pink tights (, .)
So when the
jelly fell out
he died instantly
of a broken
carpet. His death
affected many people
who blamed it
