Thread: THE WORD GAME
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with clean boots
. This was nice
so they decided
Dwarves must only
walk through flowerbeds
if they tread
carefully. Then the
Elves, in protest,
decided to make
up their own
rules. Each Saturday
morning before sunrise
they would quickly
gather together in
order to fulfill
Their wishes to
grow apple trees(.)
, but also to
paint their toenails
vermillion with glitter
sequins but the
paint would dry
really slowly but
that didn't matter.
So they would
just pretend to
throw up when
the smell got
so awful that
an orc came
to see what
caused his band
to play blues
. And he found
open toed shoes 
that stunk of
old cheese and
Garlic. 
Then the...
Then the...big bad wolf
passed by and
Without even thinking
huffed and puffed (lol couldn't resist)
which made his
heart stop beating
. But then Frodo...
(Lets give this thing a new direction!)
(Lets give this thing a new direction!)
while blindly fleeing
from the wolf,
landed in a
balrog's den(or wherever he lives) and
prepared a feast
