I dropped out of uni, got "retrenched" from a factory job and my house is a pigsty because I am too lazy to do housework...can I be an associative member or something? (Is this guild exclusive for other guildmembers? )

I'm pretty darn Lazy Golly, and I never get anything done, can I join, please?

Sounds perfect, what do you reckon Golly?

*lies back on the Sofa, puts Star Wars on the Video and cracks open a can*

To Ungoliant, I think it is time for your medication

*hic* Can someone go refill the liquor cabinet please? *hic*

You've come to the right place then, fancy a Hob-Nob?

what's a Hob Nob?

Hooray, some more new members!!!! Welcome, welcome!

Ok, you don't have to have a Supreme Dictator then, since we're too lazy to elect one. I'll try the vanilla concoction then Mellie, change the SW video & refill the liquor cabinet. What movie's next then, Empire?

Now we can all sit around, laze about on our sofas, sip coffee or cocktails, nibble Hob Nobs and talk about things that we're not going to do.

I'm not going to exercise today. Too hot. *yawns*

I didn't know what a Hob nob was either, Mel. Not sure if I want one though, even now... Would anyone care for a Tim Tam?

When are we going to start watching FOTR?

I'm lazy... am I in???




huh huh!!!!!!

A Tim Tam is two oblong choc. biscuits with chocolate filling in between, with a chocolate coating on the outside. Seriously chocolatey.

Me wants a box too! Can we order one? MAID! Bring us a box of tim tams. Wait, make that two!

Aaaah! Home at last!

Way back in the good old days (or were those the dark ages) a stubby was what a short necked beer bottle was called; are you referring to the same thing Val?

Oh, and my second worst case of dry heaves was caused by eating chocolate chip cookies (biscuits) while getting drunk on a few stubbies of beer.

*lobs a stubby to Val.*
*ponders for a mo.*

Here, have some more. Wouldn't want to get up again later now would we?

*grabs several jam doughtnuts, some chocolate eclairs and a pot of coffee, and settles in a cozy armchair by the window*

*flicks on the tv & sees ManYoo playing Leeds*

*burps*

Ah, I see you've found your way around already!

Grab a chair, a drink & some buttered scones. Don't worry, there's no hazing or anything as strenuous as that...

We haven't gotten around to making the rules for this place yet since that sounds like a lot of hard work, and we're...just.....too d*mn...........pass me a cushion, there's a nice jewel....mmm...



[Edited on 19/9/2002 by Ungoliant]

Oh yeah! I soooooo need this.

Now I just need a massage from favourite LOTR character: Aragorn/Viggo. But if he isn't available, Elladan and/or Elrohir will do. Put some athelas in the oil burner will you? There's a good hunk.

Oh, and HI Silmarill. *hands Silmarill a tim tam.

No way, those little paper boxes are too hard to open; and it takes way too much effort to pick up to the food that keeps slipping off those silly sticks. I expend more energy trying to get the food in my mouth than I get from eating it. I wouldn't turn down a plate of pork and seeds though; my sinuses could use a good workout.

[Edited on 23/9/2002 by Grondmaster]

They've got to deliver though.... Unless someone else is willing to go out and fetch mine. And another stubby from the back of the frige would go down nice too.

I have a bag of plastic sporks just here for that exact use. Now who's going to go and phone?

OOH! Can i join! This Is Definatly My Type Of Guild!!!!!

[Edited on 28/9/2002 by Grondmaster]

So true...

Mellie said she hired us a maid; however, as she forgot to tell us the maid's name, we are hard pressed to get her attention. Anything more than a "Hey you" to do this would require too much effort, and around here a "Hey you" would only get you a few "Whats?" in return. Then you would have to turn your head to see if one of them was the maid and say, "No, not you, her." With further effort being required to raise your arm and point to the maid: which only works if the labor laws still allow maids to wear those scanty black and white short skirted decotage showing outfits that easily lets us know where to point.

Is Jennie wearing PVC? Please?

So why does the maid have to be a she? I like eye candy too and a she just wouldn't do it for me. How about a butler, Mel? One that is not lazy and works out.