Ok. So on we go, I'll try first.....
From Bilbo saying 'knows as much about my larder as I do'.......
We see him in the kitchen gathering up trays, plates etc.. looking flustered/annoyed - while the others are chatting away.
'Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!' says he (collecting food, facing away from the door). We see Balin/Dwalin in the doorway (he doesn't).
'why don't they come and lend a hand ?' - Balin overhears and he, along with Dwalin, Fili and Kili, enter in 'briskly?' - heedless of poor 'dazed ?' Bilbo
and 'whisk' away the crockery. Bilbo follows in with food. Everything is laid out, meal begins - random chatting - while we focus on Bilbo sitting at
the fire looking worried

, perhaps panning around each dwarf (and Gandalf) showing his reactions from 'distressed? to, curious?' at what they're saying
( this will give us an idea of the length of time passing).
Bilbo makes to clear up - 'I suppose you will all stay to supper ?'
(Thorin) 'Of course !' - 'And after. We shan't get through the business till late, and we must have some music first. Now to clear up !'
thereupon 12 dwarves jump up and get to work.....
Seeing them piling up his prized dishes into columns and balancing them one handed, Bilbo is horrified !
He runs about after them 'squeaking with fright: 'Please be careful! Please, don't trouble ! I can manage'.
.. We have the song.. (NO music)..I see it starting with 1 dwarf shouting in a sort of 'town cryer/market trader' style ! [color=#FF4040:vuqeugb4]'Chip the glasses!....'[/color:vuqeugb4]
Then the others take up a line each (for the rest of the first verse) in a similar way. - passing the song on, like a relay. [u:vuqeugb4](there are 12 lines in the 3 verses)[/u:vuqeugb4]
.... Speeding up for the second verse (again, 1 line each), more of a melody to it (perhaps playground tease style 'pop goes the weasel ?')
We see Bilbo dashing around through-out getting more and more distressed. - The dwarves un-moved - carry on...
.. From Dwarf to Bilbo to Dwarf during verse 3 building up to a potential catastrophe as the Dwarves throw things to each other before...
...They close in toward him and together - or in 2 groups - (in quieter tones) [color=#FF4040:vuqeugb4]'That's what Bilbo Baggins hates !
So, carefully, carefully with the plates' [/color:vuqeugb4] - as the last dish is put away safely.
Bilbo slumps into a chair looking very relieved (and a bit confused) as the Dwarves pass by him with wry smiles and go out of the kitchen.
Sorry if that's a bit mixed up and I guess most of it is just quoting the book but I found it easier to do it that way so I could see what I was saying. I admit I'm not experienced at this sort of thing but I thought I should at least try and get the ball rolling. This thread has had a lot of views but it seems not many are posting so I've stuck me neck out ! Hopefully my head won't get chopped off !!
