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Please refrain from being impatient. I cannot tend to your needs/wants right now, immediately, this very second. If you could find it in your great and noble person to grant me one short space of time, a little longer than a jiffy, which forsooth, is actually a hundredth of a second, one would be much obliged. I remain, your humble and obedient servant.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
A swift dull-coloured wild member of the canine species leapt over the domesticised member of the canine species.

Look up, we've got company!
Quote: up your eyes and realize them,mi go so then:
I no ya luvin is... Wiggle Smilie

Once you have opened up a Thread you will find yourself looking at a page of posts.... Teacher Smilie
Log onto PT and get going - enjoy welcome to the family Big Smile Smilie

It's a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht
I swear by the moon and the night I don't understand German.

I had a weird sensation between my shoulders.
Somebody stabbed me with a knife (ouch)

Quarter to five, time to get going... Waving Hello Smilie
It's a braw bricht moon licht nicht the nicht

It's a really bright moon tonight isn't it - sorry it's a Scottish saying Wink Smilie

Right it's finishing time at work - weeeeeeee

Sugar and spice and all things nice
A diabetic's nightmare, the antithesis of bland, and lots of fancy stuff!

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed"
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed

'Tis true the main member of the equus genus is obviously, to the untrain eye at least, impossible to converse with on the high human level of communication. There are exceptions to every rule. THere is one specific equus which one may have the great privilege to converse with, and the is young Master Edmund.

It was Speckles the rabbit!
The animal known as Speckels did it.

I love gold, gems, and treasure.
The author feels a deep affection for soft yellowish metal, highly compressed carbon and valuable items of any sort...

Field maps are annoying, complicated, old, out of date and mostly dirty!!!
I'm not very good at handling maps.

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."
I didn't do it, I'm innocence, I've been framed said the politician, whislt trying to hide his suitcase full of money under the bed.

Do you Fred take Polly for your lawful wedded wife
Fred, do you? POll, do you? I now pronounce you hitched.

How are you?
May I be so good as to enquire about your current state of mind and physical condition?

I'm fine, thank you.
My mental and physical conditions are very normal and I'm completely helthy and cheerful. I graciously recognise your concern for my health.

We, who are about to die, salute you!
"Ha ha! I've wrapped my towel around my eyes as a blindfold, so you nasty old firing squad members can no longer see me. So take your last cigarette and ... "

And it came to pass with the fullness of time that the prophesy was at last fulfilled.
And then, it happened.

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious-Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious!
Attention all: I am going to explain the use of the horrible long word I just wrote down on the blackboard. My advice is: don't use it. It sounds awful and if you pronounce it, you most certainly will be laughed at.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
What goes up must come down.

Its a long road,son! But we'll have to reach the end of it if we are to stay alive!
Run! Cool Smilie

(Hey Grondy, was that a quote from 'children of the star' / 'The hertitage of the star' ?)

Deep roots are not reached by the frost...
(Hey Grondy, was that a quote from 'children of the star' / 'The hertitage of the star' ?)
Not necessarily, as I thought I made it up from parts of the Bible and elsewhere, though others have undoubtedly done so before me. And I don't think I have read that series.

When one's beliefs are strongly held, they will not be changed by mere fluctuations in the weather patterns.

"Wisdom is to the soul what health is to the body." - La Rochefoucauld
You are a fool if you get sick!

The world is a big place, love; And a little girl like you might get lost in it.
Get inside, lock the door and never come out again.

It's a strange strange world we live in.
Geography is a strange subject!

Tonight is the night when our swords will feast on the blood of these devils!
Let's do it guys. Boring Smilie

Man, I'm too bored!
Male, the induvidual known as me is in an advanced state of relative desensitization and detachment!

Faint heart never won fair lady.
You better be courageous if you want to woo a girl.

You might want to pull that trigger if you have a high urge to blast your right hand off.
Shoot......but move your hand first!

My horse,my horse, my kingdom for a horse
"Poor blighter done lost 'is 'orsie, 'e 'as, and now 'e's a crying about it. What say 'Arry, shall we lift 'is crown and see 'ow 'e likes that too?"

I know I violated the rules: so just try and arrest me!
I know I violated the rules: so just try and arrest me!

i am knowledgable that broke the laws: so attempt to take me to jail!
Feel the loss, feel the pain, feel the sorrow, get run down by a train.
For suicide there is nothing better than a train.

I came, I saw, I climberd mount etna
Veni, Vidi, Volcano!

You can run but you can't hide!
Ready or not; here I come! Over the can on Lord_aragorn86! Over the can on Robbin' wood!

Where O where has my little dog gone?
where in the whole wide round world did my tiny cute doggie go?

seize the day and you will not be able to seize another one

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Plagiarism at source.

Your call is important to us, please hold the line for another 3 hours and maybe one of our employees with the intelligence of an amoeba will take your call.
We don't give a d**n about you, but if you go on our nerves long enough, I will send our most stupid apprentice to make sure you don't call again...

PT is fun Tongue Smilie
I'm having a time of my life.

If your life is dear to you, give me the money.
I'm robbing you, with the bonus option of death if you don't comply. Have a nice day.

Over the river and through the woods, to Grandmother's house we go...
Our family traverses across a very wide stream and to the other side of the forest visiting the domicile of my either my mom's or my dad's maternal parent.

Hurrah for the pumkin pie!

I'm glad for the vegetable's value of 3.14!

Why! I passed her when I was travelling through hyperspace with the constellation Leo as my destination.
Our paths crossed.

The road goes ever on and on.
This is the road that never ends cause it goes on and on my firends, some people started walking not knowing what it was, and know there walking forever just because... on and on the song goes

The bell rang and so I have to dissapear from the computer
Owww, I've got to go to class now (mumble, crumble, moan)

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear person, Happy birthday to you
have a good birthday!!!!

A home without a cat is just a house
Everyone should adopt a cat. Or rather, find a cat that is willing to adopt you.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Test Post Please Ignore
How exactly does this game work?
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