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That idiot cut off my beautiful furry tail, sniff.

Have you really loved a women?(Brian Adams)
There comes a time in every man's life, when...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.... (Charles Dickens - A Tale of Two Cities)
Once upon a time when the world was younger, but filled with those events which altered and illuminated our time.

Where are you going Billy-boy, Billy-boy? Where are you going charming Billy.
Well, where are you going?

Team is not something you do, but something you become.
Just joining is not enough; to fit in, you must participate.

The reason why we so bitterly resent attempts to outsmart us is that those who make them think they are cleverer than we are. - the Duc de La Rochefoucauld
No one likes to look stupid.

If at first you don't succeed, then try, try again. or something like that
I think I can; I think I can; I know I can; I know I can; I knew I could; I knew I could!

Fee, fie, foe, fum; I smell the blood of an British Islander.
Blah, blah, blahdy-blah... ugh... what stinks?

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; He who does not ask a question, remains a fool forever.
Tis better to question and bear the shame, than not to question and ignorant remain.

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. - JFK
Question not the services your domain might render unto you, but consider the service you might render unto it.

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow!" -Lauren Bacall
Have you the skills of making a musical sound with your mouth? Form the margins of your arperture for eating into a round shape and emit a current of air!

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?" - Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
Hallo, hallo, hallo! Looks like someone's visiting the haunted house again.

"For it was here, as Noah Quindry sat in gloom, that was cuttable by a butter knife, that the phone over on the bookkeeping table desk tinkled asthmatically again." - from Report on Vanessa Hewstone by Harry Stephen Keeler and used as the 'A sentence from the Master' in No. 61, March 2007 Tenth Anniversary Issue of the Keeler News Bulletin of the Harry Stephan Keeler Society.
Somebody answer that infernal phone because it's really dark in here and I am depressed by it!

Your highly grammatical conjections are far too copious for my diminishing comprehensions; therefore, if you continue to illucidate so emphatically, I'll be forced to horizontilize your irregularities!

Ha! Try that one! Better get your dictionary!
I'll work at it, but not until I finish working the rest of the forum. In the meantime it may be as simple as: 'If you don't keep talking over my head with your assumptions, I'm going to bust you one in the chops.' However, I'll see if I can do better later.

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Thy lofty morphological assumptions being much more plethoric for mine lessening understanding; thusly, were you to keep on arguing with such passion, I must knock you on your backside.
Elf With a Big Grin Smilie

At the veranda Love-o'-Women sez, catching his breath, 'Stop here,' an' thin, an' thin, wid a grunt that must ha' tore the heart up from his stomach, he swung himself out av the dooli, an' my troth he stud uo on his feet wid the sweat pourin'down his face. - from the short story "Love-o-Women" found in Rudyard Kipling's Tales of East and West.
That stupid guy was so dumb he fell in love.

Warning: Delicate sensitive parts inside. Damage may occur if shocked. Touching the circuitmay cause malfunction. removal of this cover will void any and all warranties.
Touch and it breaks

If I'm not back in 5 minutes......just wait longer........
I'm not coming back, but in the interest of making you look and feel stupid, wait with bated breath for five minutes or more to see if I grace you with my presence. Very Big Grin Smilie

Please leave your detailed message after the beep and be sure to include your name, telephone number and the best time you can be reached.
'Click' is usually my response when I hear one of those and then I call later. However, in the spirit of the game:

'State your name, rank, and serial number if you wish us to get back to you.'

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. - from you know which of Tolkien's books
Hobbits are tunelly.

this motorbike got a new engine of 150c n was customise...
My moped was re-motored with a 9.15 cubic inch prime mover, which was personally modified with a high lift cam; polished and ported valves; louvered oil pan; high-speed muffler bearings; and a full race hood ornament; it also had a one of a kind candy apple paint job with flames, racing stripes, and pin striping.

I went a tad bit overboard on the above sentence, just for the fun of it. Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
I embellished the pants off of the statement I just made, so as to make the reader appreciate the intensity with which I care for the content.

Terrible things had befallen me before, but never had one thing so utterly disarmed me as this, save the one time when I was very young and my father left us for a distant land. (From a short story that my sister wrote, which she hopes to publish someday...
Me life is 'ard, this is mah worst day eva, apart from the time father buggered off Elf With a Big Grin Smilie (Sorry to disrespect your sister's story, good luck with that Laurelindhe's sis Orc Smiling Smilie )

If Love is blind, where is the Guide Dog???
this ain't a love song!!

A glossary of computer terms, the British Computer Society. treat this book with respect.
Hey Dummy, here is the list of words you're going to need to run this computational machine; it was compiled by the BCS, so if you know what's good for you, please don't dog-ear the pages!

One can often switch between TEMs of 150 and 225 or 112 for a few bars and cover all required durations as triplets seldom occur near 64th notes at TEMs above 75. - from my notes for making music on the Commodore 64, where only TEMs (tempos) of 56, 75, 112, and 225 support 64th notes; and only 75 and 150 support triplets. I supplement the TEMs with JIFs (jiffys) to lower the tempo to that actually required by the music's score.
Who told you to learn music? Decipher this by yourself now!

Do i have to say the words?
Brian Adams
Thou desires me express the message, really?

Why can't pigs fly?
Yeah? And why don't fishes walk?

Once you have opened up a Thread you will find yourself looking at a page of posts (there may be several pages of posts in the more popular threads.
After you click on a title of a thread, you will either be looking at one or two posts on a boring thread...or lots of posts on an interesting thread.

Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!" (said by Gandalf in the caves of Moria)
Rather than subjecting us to your future foolishness Peregrin, how about saving us all that bother, by dropping down this well after climbing into a tied sack.

A duet is a composition for two performers of equal importance, with or without accompaniment.

you heard that, it means we're both equal so shut up and recite.

A story magnificently told, with every kind of colour and movement and greatness
This well written marvelous tale is of epic proportion.

'The brain is always playing a causal role in our behavior.'

brain = behaviour....pretty much


"reality is only what we perceive it to be"
you interprete everything according to your mind's capacity.

Increase in aggregate demand leads to increase in total employment in the country. It is not necessary however that employment should vary proportionally to aggregate demamd.

From my economics copy book
Eco-speech typical of that of 'The Greenspan', he who went by the name of Alan. What he said was some of the following: "Buy low and sell high; don't buy into a bubble; money will be tight when there is inflation and will be loosened when there is a resession, there is too much debt in the nation; there is not enough savings in the nation; ARMs are good; sub-prime lending will hurt the GDP when the housing bubble bursts; etc.; etc; etc.;...."

I don't know, but I'll recognize it when I see it.
Bring it before me and i'll tell u if its the one

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Good Charlotte Boys & Girls
Girls don't like boys, they like what boys bring.
Kind of lame... I know

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
There's a thief among us.

london bridge is falling down
London Bridge is alive and well, alive and well, alive and well;
London Bridge is alive and well. My fair lady!

They built it over Lake Havasa, Lake Havasa, Lake Havasa.
They built it over Lake Havasa. My fair lady!

Grondy's sister and her husband make their home near London Bridge, in Arizona.
it's a lie, it's a lie don't you believe it!!!!!

Some of the tracks on this album are recordings made by the original artists or one or more members of the group.
These songs may or may not have been recorded by the actual people that you'd hoped they were and heaven knows if you actually got what you paid for!

"Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely. I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue. I knew, you'd love me as long as you wanted, and someday, you'd leave me for somebody new..."
Love is Hell! Painful come; painful go.

What aerodynamic principles allow the bumblebee to fly?

Why do those chubby black and yellow thingies buzz?

Mary Poppins arrived by umbrella.
the old lady's gone crack

Close the air output valve to stop the air drying filters.
Shut it all down!!!

You know,in the Garden of Eden it took the devil to tempt the woman...but it only took the woman to tempt the man.
A temptress Kiss Smilie can cause more havoc than the devil. Moderator Smilie

Hey Man, Chill Out!
Go home if you can't control yourself!

because of the moisture of the air there is need for using drying filters in the compressor.
Since the atmosphere is wet, you may as well leave your anti-expanding machine be as it is.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice.
Stand on top of the Empire State'll live.

You can take a lion out of a jungle...but you can't take the jungle out of a lion.
Good luck, honey. You can't tame that boy. Better move on or get used to him the way he is, 'cause he ain't gonna change for nobody!

Those who reside in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Rocks must not be tossed at crystalline domiciles by those who live in them.

Ensure your computer is plugged-in prior to calling your technical personnel for help.
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