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The Mus Musculus scurried up the mechanism, containing a series of gears and gizmos that turn the hands, to the highest point of elevation, at which point the little hand struck 30 degrees while the big hand was at 0 degrees, and the Mus Musculus went unintentionally and quickly to the bottom in an unsafe and wild manner.
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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
Quote:
The Mus Musculus scurried up the mechanism, containing a series of gears and gizmos that turn the hands, to the highest point of elevation, at which point the little hand struck 30 degrees while the big hand was at 0 degrees, and the Mus Musculus went unintentionally and quickly to the bottom in an unsafe and wild manner.
The Mus Musculus scurried up the mechanism, containing a series of gears and gizmos that turn the hands, to the highest point of elevation, at which point the little hand struck 30 degrees while the big hand was at 0 degrees, and the Mus Musculus went unintentionally and quickly to the bottom in an unsafe and wild manner.
Hickory Dickory Dock:
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
And the other two got away with minor injuries.
Well that is really a satire on Fionw’'s above translation of the Nursery Rhyme.
And now to Tubby's anti-love poem:
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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
Her eyes don't sparkle with starlight;
Her lips aren't anywhere nearly as Rosy as Vidruma: the ruby colored skeleton (the stony axis of the stem) of a gorgonian (Corallium rubrum) found chiefly in the Mediterranean used in making jewelry.
This volume gathers together five of Mozart's most beloved symphonies in their entireties, specially arranged for piano four hands.
buy it, dag-nab-it, it's good
i am not living, just merely existing
i am not living, just merely existing
Shall I get up, shall I stay in bed, why should I get up,I should stay in bed.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure
Marry in haste, repent at leisure
Look before you leap, else you'll regret it forever.
When you do destroy the catapults and the Siege Gollems, return here and report back to Trancar that the task is done.
When you do destroy the catapults and the Siege Gollems, return here and report back to Trancar that the task is done.
KILL THEM ALL....then come back before you get caught
you have to treat him like a human....not like a god
Consider him a mortal... not an immortal.
The switches remain operational when the ignition is turned off for an hour while the doors remain closed and for 45 seconds after a door is opened.
The switches remain operational when the ignition is turned off for an hour while the doors remain closed and for 45 seconds after a door is opened.
You had better time your ingress and egress carefully so as not to be locked in or out.
'In several of the houses along the War Zone you will have to fight small groups of the Luskan Forces that usually consist of some trained Krenshars, a few Luskan Archers and a Captain.'
'In several of the houses along the War Zone you will have to fight small groups of the Luskan Forces that usually consist of some trained Krenshars, a few Luskan Archers and a Captain.'
Most of the shelters you will encounter in the Battle Meridians will require your countenance to engage with minor conglomerates of shinigamis that under usual circumstances are constituted of a number of Godankotaichos, a couple of Kotaichos and a Taicho.
Phew .. i hate you Grondy
A stitch in time, saves nine
Phew .. i hate you Grondy
A stitch in time, saves nine
If you repair your clothing as soon as a seam breaks open, repairing it will be much easier than if you wait a while before doing it, as it will only get larger as you travel down the road of life.
That proposal went over like a lead balloon.
That proposal went over like a lead balloon.
That went well. NOT!!
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
(What crazy fruitcake first thought that?)
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
(What crazy fruitcake first thought that?)
The path to a male homo sapiens pulmonary muscle is through the digestive organ !
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Look! I can type all the letters using just one finger.
Anything worth doing.....is worth over-doing!
Anything worth doing.....is worth over-doing!
Overindulgence in stuff worth indulging in is not all that bad.
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Destiny is intermingled with an Alanis Morissette song about getting spoons when you need a knife.
She sells seashells on the sea shore.
She sells seashells on the sea shore.
A horrible tongue twisting tongue twister.
Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.
Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.
I repeat !!
Everything i do, I do it for you !!
Everything i do, I do it for you !!
You are the reason for my continued existance.
CAUTION: This product is not recommended for very young children as rings and beads can present a choking hazard.
CAUTION: This product is not recommended for very young children as rings and beads can present a choking hazard.
There are small pieces.
Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you...
Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you...
I'm more expert than you, so there! 
'I have never known courage to be judged by the length of a man's hair.'
'I have never known courage to be judged by the length of a man's hair.'
You're a coward.
It's my desire to take into consideration your need for support to which i wish to extend all possible cooperation.
It's my desire to take into consideration your need for support to which i wish to extend all possible cooperation.
If you need help, I'm your man.
Ferry System Faces Gap in Funding for New Projects. A study shows it will fall short of the $5.6 billion it needs for its capital program. (The headline and lead sentence in today's local newspaper.)
Ferry System Faces Gap in Funding for New Projects. A study shows it will fall short of the $5.6 billion it needs for its capital program. (The headline and lead sentence in today's local newspaper.)
We need funds
"At times rises to the greatness of true myth"
On the back of the sil"
"At times rises to the greatness of true myth"
On the back of the sil"
Simply The Best!!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
There's a huge, green, slimy, two headed monster hurtling towards me dripping black goo from his huge slobbery mouths, baring yellow fangs and screaming like a banshee and my foot is caught in this rabbit hole.....
Go and tidy your room.
Go and tidy your room.
No! You may not go out until you clean up your pig-sty!
We will not contact you without your express permission.
We will not contact you without your express permission.
We are the bosses.
LIFETIME FREE Warranty*
*subject to conditions
LIFETIME FREE Warranty*
*subject to conditions
If you want your money back, you better ask for it now, for we've tickets for the midnight flight to Rio.
Did you know there's no river in the Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro? rio = river
Did you know there's no river in the Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro? rio = river
Don't trust the name of a city if the Spanish chose it.
I came, I saw, I conquered!
I came, I saw, I conquered!
I think t'were the Poruguese, not the Spanish who named it.
My name is Gaius Julius Caesar and I be da Man!
'She has dismissed the Elven-birds, and that was ill done.' - from 'Aldarion and Erendis' of UT.
My name is Gaius Julius Caesar and I be da Man!
'She has dismissed the Elven-birds, and that was ill done.' - from 'Aldarion and Erendis' of UT.
'that female person or animal being discussed or last mentioned has ended the employment or service of the warm-blooded, egg-laying, feathered vertebrates of the class Aves, having forelimbs modified to form wings, and that was an error in action, calculation, opinion, or judgment caused by poor reasoning, carelessness or insufficient knowledge.'
does your beard hang low, can you tie it in a bow
does your beard hang low, can you tie it in a bow
I don't like your beard. ( 
i'm a dwarf )
We regretfully announce that your services are no longer required.
i'm a dwarf )We regretfully announce that your services are no longer required.
we feel sorrow or remorse for the public or formal notice announcing that your acts of helpful activity are as of this monent In no way and to no degree required or wanted
When using BOLD, ITALIC or UNDERLINE tags please remember to close them! Start tags for bold look like this end tags like this . If you don't close the openend tags all the text beneath them tuns bold or italic or both!
When using BOLD, ITALIC or UNDERLINE tags please remember to close them! Start tags for bold look like this end tags like this . If you don't close the openend tags all the text beneath them tuns bold or italic or both!
Be careful when formatting.
You'll have an assessment next week
You'll have an assessment next week
Your dreaded mandatory annual (quarterly) review in which all your strong and weak attributes will be discussed with your supervisor (teacher) is scheduled for seven days hence.
Wazzzuuuuppp?
Wazzzuuuuppp?
Capassa?(probably spelt that wrong)
Each post will resemble a post card, and at a glance will display quite a lot of information. On the left hand side of the post you will see the Nickname of the person who submitted that post and a picture or Avatar (see section on Avatars for more details).
Each post will resemble a post card, and at a glance will display quite a lot of information. On the left hand side of the post you will see the Nickname of the person who submitted that post and a picture or Avatar (see section on Avatars for more details).
Don't get over exited when you see yours and other's details on the cards.
Euhhh, we can still be friends you know....
Euhhh, we can still be friends you know....
I won't bite.
At the bottow you will find the race and location the member has chosen, whether they are currently On or Off-line, the number of messages that member has posted somewhere within the forum and and finally, two icons. Edit: Allows the member who submitted the post, or a Council member, to enter the post and edit it. Delete: Deletes your post and removes it completly.
At the bottow you will find the race and location the member has chosen, whether they are currently On or Off-line, the number of messages that member has posted somewhere within the forum and and finally, two icons. Edit: Allows the member who submitted the post, or a Council member, to enter the post and edit it. Delete: Deletes your post and removes it completly.
If you need help read this
A skin whitening lotion enriched with vitamin C, E, and natural extracts provides deep and long lasting moisture.
A skin whitening lotion enriched with vitamin C, E, and natural extracts provides deep and long lasting moisture.
Put this on and you'll feel great.
All guns and weapons are prohibited on these premises.
All guns and weapons are prohibited on these premises.
"Don't take your guns to town, son
Leave your guns at home, Bill
Don't take your guns to town."
- the refrain from the song by Johnny Cash
Sing a Song of Sixpence a Pocket Full of Rye; Four-And-Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Pie.
Leave your guns at home, Bill
Don't take your guns to town."
- the refrain from the song by Johnny Cash
Sing a Song of Sixpence a Pocket Full of Rye; Four-And-Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Pie.
utter words or sounds in succession with musical modulations of the voice a short metrical composition of a cupronickel coin of the United Kingdom, the half of a shilling, formerly equal to six pennies: equal to two and one-half new pence after decimalization in 1971, a shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch abundant with a widely cultivated cereal grass, twenty four of various New World birds of the family Icteridae, such as the grackle or red-winged blackbird, the male of which has black or predominantly black plumage cooked by dry heat in an oven or on heated metal or stones served in a pastry-lined pan or dish, topped with a pastry crust.
(i LOVE this game
)
"Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep;for not all tears are an evil."
(i LOVE this game
)"Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep;for not all tears are an evil."
Time to go guys, so be good it you have to; don't cry unless you want to; and always know where your towel is.
"He that filches from me my good name, robs me of that which not enriches him, but makes me poor indeed" - Othello, Act iii, Sc.3
"He that filches from me my good name, robs me of that which not enriches him, but makes me poor indeed" - Othello, Act iii, Sc.3
if a thief steals something from me he will not benefit but will make me poor.
You play like a girl
You play like a girl
personal pronoun of the second person singular in the nominative case (used to denote the person or thing addressed) exercise or employ oneself in diversion, amusement, or recreation in like manner with, similarly to and in the manner characteristic of a a young, immature woman
ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to cross. Funny. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best.
Grondy decided to edit this post rather than just delete it as it had a couple socially redeeming qualities. Mind your Ps and Qs Please!!!
ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to cross. Funny. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best.
Grondy decided to edit this post rather than just delete it as it had a couple socially redeeming qualities. Mind your Ps and Qs Please!!! Mind your tongue this is supposed to be a family friendly site. 
*bows*
forgive me, i have er'ed, the qoute in question was part of an e-mail i recieved an was readin at the time, i did not check it first
forgive me, i have er'ed, the qoute in question was part of an e-mail i recieved an was readin at the time, i did not check it first
Please overlook my lack of editorial acuity.
and they lived happily everafter.
and they lived happily everafter.
This is the end of my fairy tale.
Here endeth my furry tail.
Here endeth my furry tail.
