Thread: Twist my words...
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Mind the Gap!
Would you like some tea or coffee?
Lest I confuse you, would you like your question answered truthfully, with minor obscuration to protect the innocent, or with an out right lie so that no one is damaged?
Use your inside voices, please.
I fought the Law, and the Law won.
When the log rolls over we will drown.
America Online 9.0 Optimized SE provided by Dell - [Error: Can't fing web site www.planet-tolkien.com]
Caution: Wet Floors!
youve seen guy on guy, girl on girl, and now, i think its time for hobbit on hobbit oh yeah! "Frodo and Sam is the next big hit! so, what do you say PJ?
"Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think."-- Alexander Pope
A Traffic Sign:
When merging with moving wagons, carts, horses, travellers, and livestock on the other road, remember they have the right-of-way. You must slow down and wait for a gap and then speed up into it, melding with the flow, so as not to slow it down. Do not cause traffic on either road to stop.
Unscrew the cap from the barrel. Set the cap aside. Pull the old refill out of the barrel and discard. Insert the new refill, writing point first, making sure it rides freely in the spring. Screw the cap and barrel back together.
Unfasten the removable end by turning it counter-clockwise and withdrawing it. Station the cap to the side. Extract the previously expended refill from the vessel and dispose of it. Fit in an unused ink cartidge, composition tip first, being positive that is sets freely on the circular projectile. Turn the cap clockwise on the vessel, in order to complete the process.
Turn left at the next stop-light.
If you approach a traffic signal and are going west redirect your automobile so you are going south.
If you approach a traffic signal and are going south redirect your automobile so you are going east.
If you approach a traffic signal and are going east redirect your automobile so you are going north.
roads only run n,w,s,e where i am from
and what is another word for left.
The street is not wide enough to accommodate parking on both sides.
The wisard had a cold. when he woke up he had the flu. then he went to the hospital
Be sure that the power supply is firmly attached to the printer and an electrical outlet.
Advance token to Boardwalk, if owned pay twice the rent owed.
Made in China
Please follow the stairs on your right to reach the restaurant.
In case of fire or emergency, do not use elevators. Use stairs.
I am having trouble coming up with some words for the next player to twist.
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." -- William Blake (See...excess words can lead to the palace of wisdom. )
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Continuing care is an important part of your health.
To be, or not to be. That is the question. (-William Shakespeare)
"From the fan favorite Frodo to Legolas, we have them all!" - from a Google ad near the top of the page.
From a Samsung Mobel Phone Users Manual:
"Turn on the Phone :
1) Fully extend the antenna for the clearest reception, then open the flip.
2) Press and hold the end button for two or more seconds."
a. Pull out the whip (the better to hear you my dear), next pop the lid.
b. Activate the quit pad keeping your digit firmly on it for at least a three count.
"We would like to thank you, our many contributing listeners. Thanks a lot!" - just heard on my local NPR radio station.
You should never underestimate the predictibility of stupidity.
"Quarrels would not last long if the fault were on one side only." - Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Avoid the Wait! Reserve your Fall Textbooks TODAY.
dodge the bog of waitland! preorder the automs school books in the next 24 hours!
The wheel Weaves as the weal Wills-Wheel of time saying thing
Continuing in that vein,
"The truth an Aes Sedai [or whomever, for non WoTers] speaks is not the truth you think you hear."
But, in response...
Things aren't how they sound.
Youth is fleeting. Immaturity, however, can last forever! (from a birthday card by Avanti(R))
I didn't knock on wood.
From out of the far north comes the cry of the K-K-Bird, "K-K-Krimeney it's C-C-Cold up here!".
Normal Payroll processing is scheduled for this Labor Day holiday, therefore there will be no delay as there may have been with past holidays. All checks and direct deposits will take place following the normal weekly distribution schedule. Thank you!!
Would you rather die by hanging or by being electrocuted?
"This masterpiece should be mandatory reading, Brown solidifies his reputation as one of the most skilled thriller writers on the planet with his best book yet, a compelling blend of history and page-turning suspense." - Library Journal
(Just wondering, can you guess what book the review above is written on?)
This particular author writes a good book, that gets the reader interested, and it gives the reader a ride.
|Little Debbie Snacks| Unwrap a Smile. TM
Has anybody seen the Little Debbie Logo before?
If you squint and blur your eyes it kinda looks like it.
Media has its influence in every sphere of life which is a responsibility which the media is apparantly finding a bit hard to cater to.
WAL*MART - Always Low Prices. Always.
What's good for WAL*MART is good for WHOM
(It used to be, "What's good for General Motors is good for the USA.")
I just got a brand new laptop for free through my school. Hip Hip Hurray!!!
or by sticking your finger in a socket?
I've done that by accident once, not as painful as you would imagine.
So long as one could unlock himself out of that iron door lying up at the further end of Old Cell Block, well under the overhanging second-tier balcony, it would be "dung pie," at any time when the lousy night screw up there went to the "nicky"’and he always went by way of the connecting corridor, visible from Rudy's cell’it would be dung pie to slip out of Cell 76, pad quietly down the cell-walk’the cons would all be snoring, heads toward the gateside wall, as was necessary because of the way those un-prison-like ancient bunks had been constructed’and thence to that riveted door.
You must use version 4 and you will be required to hand-in a print out of your design.
From an assignment sheet, from my civil engineering perspectives class.
This little piggy went to market; this little piggy stayed home.
Observe that the sum, difference and product of two integers is always an integer.