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The place where you live is second to none.

Do not, I repeat, do not touch the walls!
WARNING = 2 X [Keep your cotton picking fingers off the horizontal surfaces.]

Don't do as I do; do as I say.
Stop copying me and act on my orders!

Suck one tablet four times daily.
Place a single lozange on your tongue and allow it to melt, do not chew it or swallow it whole. Do this daily after your three meals and at bedtime.

Little wit with good sense is in the long run less irritating than much wit with wrongheadedness.
If you have a good mind, you don't need to be funny but if you're goofed-up, even being funny doesn't help.

No matter how much time you buy, you can't spend it all!
you cant spend all the time u buy

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

say it as fast as u can

Announciate the above sentence at the speediest rate possible.

Please open the other end of the box.
Kindly unfasten the other extremity of the package.

Why do you want to twist my words?
What is your purpose for posting in this Thread?

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments SO Dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife
See, I love maths

I tasted poison when I drank the wine of fate.
I took a chance and it bit me!

Pussy cat pussy cat, where have you been
I've been to London to see the Queen
Pussy cat pussy cat what did you do there?
I frightened a little mouse under the chair
She came; she saw; she conquered; she purred.

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!"
Let's move yall!

Even thogh you're gone you're still a part of me.
I knew I shouldn't have had that name tattooed on me........

That word Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney sweep sing about: It's simply quite atrocious.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
My Christmas present from my girlfriend was a lousy bird perched in a lousy fruit tree.

Merry Christmas everyone.
I wish all people a joyous winter solstice holiday.

...and a happy new year
... and may you be merry dring the next 365 and a quarter days.

Begone, foul creatures! Depart to the shadows!
Avast, slimy evil ones, back into the Bowels of Sheol with you!

"All right men, mount up! For we must head them off at the Pass."
Get on your donkey's boys, were gonna win this race!!

the monkey threw poo at me, it went everywhere!!
that dern ape hurled fecies everywhere although he was aming for me!

milk sasuage ham and eggs are sooo good.
Eat a hardy breakfast and be happy.

And it came to pass that, that which had been prophesied came into being.
The predictions came true.

Please choose your subjects and then click on "submit" to reister yourself for the semester.
push the button to choose your life, or dont bother

it always rains on me when itz raining
"I'm a pessimist."

Contrary to what you may tell yourself, you have all the time in the world to do whatever you choose.
from The Little Book of Calm
do not worry, you need time, you got it, dont complain

Death is just another path, one that we all must take
The journey each of us travels through life must untimately end with our demise; there is no way to by-pass this dead-end.

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
proceed till you saee the byforcation, then make u turn onto it.

my computer died.
The glorified third generation abacus that I own, 'gave up the ghost' and will no longer process ones and zeros.

"Little is needed to make a wise man happy, but nothing can content a fool. That is why nearly all men are miserable."

most people are stupid enough to think that yuo need lots of stuff to be happy, the smarter ones know all u need is love, love is all u need...

two fine people should love eachother
"I Do" may now kiss the bride

Sugar and spice and all things nice....that's what little girls are made of
im better than you

but if youre only half way up youre neither up nor down
What Christopher Robin said, "There isn't any other stair quite like it," in the poem.

Oh, how I hate to get up in the morning.
gee, mornings suck!

early to bed,
sleep as long as you can
eat ham and eggs and you'll soon be a man.
be a granny,
and eat livestock and their produce!!!!

Nobody's Perfect, I am Nobody!
No one has acheived perfection, and I pretend to be that no one...

Therefore, I am perfect!
everybody look at me, I am self centered

make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you
You are what your are: use it or lose it!

Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Oink Smilie Oink Smilie Oink Smilie and a wolf Wolf Smilie who wanted to eat them, but he failed, and they lived happily ever after, until they were turned into thin sliced pork chops.
A hungry wolf, some fattened pork had a meat fest. the wolf tryed to eat the 'meat' but the 'meat' ran away, but they will get eaten one day...... one day...................

500th Post!!!!
Elessar loss’helin has made Roman Numeral D contributions to the threads of this thread.

"If you can read this you are too darned close!!!"

that the words not magnified.

where o where have my smileys gone?
Gone to the graveyards, every one.

Do you see what I see?
Are we looking at the sme thing?

Where does this river flow to?
Am I on my way to Amarillo......

I love you...I love you...I love you
I adore you ... I adore you ... I adore you!

The castle was besieged by giants.
There be very large humanoids on the doorstep.

"What kind of a day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events which alter and illuminate our times."
i wonder sometimes about life and it's stages, things happen that blind us from others.

Everything tastes like chicken, but then again, chicken tastes like everthing.
chicken its everywhere

mind that bus, what bus, splat
Now pay attention children, watch out for the trams. Like that one there!!! Oh dear, you didn't listen, did you?

More than a dozen of the greatest fantasy roleplaying adventures ever created have been collected into a single amazing boxed set.
This package is a compendium of the best RPGs ever!

Is your misplaced sense of misanthropism due to the oversizedness of your pituitary gland?
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