Thread: The Three Word Game!
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on the other
side of the
river.Beneath the
cold stony bridge
it used to
tell dwarwish neighbours
what tomorrow would
bring .Also what
might be brought
forward from the
belly of a
troll who ate
too many hobbits
in a hurry
without properly chewing
which leads to
intestinal discomfort unless
our mighty lord
showed them how
to rechew their
uncooked innocent victims
however this sometimes
made a problem
for dentists apppointed
to take out
the gristle stuck
between the big
rotten mole and
the tiny malignant
that was so
small it was
carried away from
our hero on
his road to
the cursed town
without happy people
or friendly dogs
except occasional rabbits
that gladly joined
a great group
of giant carrots,
and big birds.
They were so
friendly that everyone
forgot to go
to the market
to purchase eggs,
bacon and coffee
to make breakfast
though that didn't
