Thread: The Three Word Game!
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the Repair Office
vanished as fast
the speed (of) light
because the wizard
lost his marbles
while playing with
kindergarten-teachers descended from
Einsteinian parents who
repeatedly studied (the) menu
and couldn't find
any item fitting
his waist size
although he'd read
a great wizard
with (a) broad waist-size
might be passing
through thick fog
or rather ol'-London-smog
called pea soup
eaten with fork
because it was
edible for individs
with no teeth
nor hands, but
extra pairs of
scissors made of
silly putty and
purchased by accident
from (a) Petty Dwarf
whose grandaunt was
third cousin once
upon a time
when the world
was younger and
all the men
was hiding in
the shade of
massive cabbage trees
planted centuries ago
by Cabbage man
the father of
Declaration of Independence
from their wives
and mother-in-laws who
said nice things
noone understood before
because their ears
were so tiny
and the words
whispered in a strange
