Thread: The Three Word Game!
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The musketeers had
had lost their
costumes when they
frequented that tavern
in the old
quarter of the
owned by the
silver haired elves
whom were famous
and very popular
for their brew
Later that afternoon,
the elves crossed
the popular ferry
to get to
(I wanted to write "with a battleship", but figured it would be detrimental to the story.)
(I wanted to write "with a battleship", but figured it would be detrimental to the story.)
Ahhh...you should have, Grondy! 
the land of
the land of
shadows and gloom
where all the
little dust bunnys
appeared in the
pink lycra tights
prancing around the
May pole with
bells hanging from
her shiny girdle
and a rose
between false teeth
whose previous owner
was known as
Getta Braawhillya because
that's what her
birth certificate said (, .)
She often lied
about her age
for she looked
sometimes young as
a jedi youngling
with a sword
instead of her
usual makeover with
squash for ears
and cherry eyes
however, her lips
were to small
and palid looking
so she asked
for strawberry jelly
because it made
her lips look
like they were
