Thread: The Three Word Game!
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entrails from the
Nazgul's winged beasts
with a taste
so bad and
since the smell
was so good
as to stimulate
the mouth it
could eat with
Back at the
inn the ugly
dog appeared with
his troll-like master
Beorn-Gunnar his name
and scarred visage
showed that he
could speak, saying
"Eg ve hem" - Sorry he spoke Norwegian
I'll go home
I'll go home
So he did
his best to
learn the others
rheir table manners
and multiplication tables
instead of the
cooking 'dwarf-courses' which
led to animosity
and frustration from
Several angry bearded
members of the
Dwarven Guild Community
of Glittering Caves
since they tried
singing guild songs
about gold, gold,
and other precious
stones, silver, but
without the most
precious of precious
jewelry that was
a gift from
(a) groom to his
nice little bride
small, but ever
more beautifool as
she gained overweight
because of the
large meals she
ate greedily but
never shared with
old husband who
