Thread: The Three Word Game!
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free passage to
the great gate
on November the
fourth , which was
a great holiday
They often spend
all their money
on marmite spread
which was considered
a fine delicacy
but therefor it
caused the stomachache
and eye tic
because of the
strychnin it contained
, there was a
very bad smell
of very old
dirty football socks ( , . )
which followed the
jolly old sailor
with a parrot
squaking on his
head while eating
the lice out
of his dirty
green dyed hair
and repeating the
words, "Polly wants
"a new owner".
George then went
to find some
Crackers to shut
the annoying bird
into a cupboard
with a large
boy named Hansel
whom he wanted
to eat.. the
boy was very
talkative and couldn't
be silent even
just for a
second but he
swollowed his pride
and really tried
to pull himself
down and whispered:
I'll be back!
but that didn't
