Thread: The Three Word Game!
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only the elf
and Shelob's relatives
knew what the
outcome might entail
especially since swords
was made by
a manipulative chimpanzee
who swallowed them
In the meantime
Snow White was
knitting a handkercheif
to every dwarf
who were in
their bunny slippers
ready for the
mine working that
had to be
the only one
full of treasure
Just when they
started digging a
new exit tunnel
they discovered the
lower half of
the last tunnel
the map showed
went under the
stairs of the
old haunted house
where nobody ever
dared to touch
the skull on
the ghostrider's head
so instead they
grabbed a can
and poured the
fresh milk in
a large bathtub
for the maiden's
joy and happiness
to make peace
with the son
of the devil
that lived in
the water-gardens of
some strange gardener
who did all
the ghosts' taxes (They're in a haunted house, right? Someone needs to do the ghosts' taxes so they don't get nabbed for tax evasion!)
in case they
had earned income
