Thread: The Three Word Game!
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off his flip-flops
and counted his
crooked, stubby toes
and painted them
with hazelnut chocolate
bars that were
wrapped in gold
and everyone loved
...what he hated...
just to be
noticed by the
Red Queen who
ordered the big
hand to stop
waving all over
the planet tolkien
because the members
had the mumps
and would rather
have a long
thread about Tom
Thumb instead of
the one eyed
aunt who came
after his uncle
to look for
cheese on toast
smothered with cream
that they shared
under a moonlit
with a bottle
of sun screen.
(I thought I wrote that yesterday! Oh, that was probably when the server went down and I never got back to it.)
(I thought I wrote that yesterday! Oh, that was probably when the server went down and I never got back to it.)
because they had
an awful skin...
rash which looked
red with some
white polka-dotted stripes
and it smelled
like rotten horse
apples before drying
out in the
ocean where there
were nine monkeys
who happened to
be rowing along
the river thames
singing, "Row, Row
row your boat
run into a'goat
( lol i am sry, i couldnt think of a way to make it sound right, so i just made "a" a part of "goat" )
( lol i am sry, i couldnt think of a way to make it sound right, so i just made "a" a part of "goat" )
horribly happily merrily
