Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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their thumbs are
most unfairly created
without nails which
can't be bitten
or screeched on
blackboards or windows
sending chills up
spines of every
sensitive sentient mammal
trotting by this
troll whose name
never became known
because she wore
her Venezian mask
hiding her stoney
posture which otherwise
would have been
exposed to the
sun as it
always walked head
over heels while
(the) by-standing crowd applauded
and drank purple
people-eaters fresh from
odorless and tasteless
canning, where most
zucchinis wear hairy
monkey feet to
resemble their younger
cousins the "Happy
Days'' Cast, though
none of them
were knights or
in any other
way special, except
(the) drag-queen-outfits they all
prepared to wear
as (a) beneficiary for
mining treacle in
stead of (the) original
veins of sorghum
which were invented
on Dwarven forges
millenums ago when
the world was
innocent and before
incompetent leaders were
in charge even
of the town
which didn't amuse
