Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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fight. Sauron swept
through the air
his great mace,
and injured Thebo,
who ran away.
The barman shouted
"Stop fighting, you --
Underhills and Proudfeet!"
Drink a pint
and be merry
but don't fight!"
Isildur said "No!"
I want more
hard rock candy!
He slashed at
the barman with
a bottle of
Mercury and Copper.
"Stop!" shouted Derban.
The barman.
The barman.
Sauron grinned, killing
Isildur with a
swift blow from
his morningstar. Gil-galad
rushed to aid
Derban, who suddenly
ran away screaming
before collapsing, dead.
The company mourned
for Isildur and
prepared to fight
they rushed towards
Sauron, but suddenly
Thebo came back
and sang ode
. Sauron's ear-drums burst
and he fell
bursting into flame
and disintegrated into
a lump of
ash and dust.
Gil-Galad went bad;
jumped into the
inn, and killed
several bacteria on
the bar and
ordered a pint
of Gimli's Finest’
before killing Derban.
What happened to the other hobbit?
What happened to the other hobbit?
