Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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the field mice
still having nightmares
starring Freddy (&) Jason
(the) most monsterlike figures
Lego has marketed
since their best-seller
the full-scale Death-star
-colourbook for children
featuring rabbits and
foxes, redcoated hunters
riding tricycles and
blowing their horns
wishing everyone "Happy
belated New Year
of the Tortoise
which got cooked
because the Hare
tricked him into
bathing in the
cold lake where
hungry sharks frequently
stop to drink
daiquiris and pink
cocktails which arouse
the fighting tempers
of drunken men
and stubborn ponies
falling over themselves...
instead of dancing
to the tune
of a piper
of Hamelin also
associated with other
thieves' guild known
as the Forty-thieves
and thirty dancers
riding in seven
horse carriage made
from second hand
shirts and skirts
bought from old
ladies in red
jumpsuits and purple
laces bought from
a deep hole
dwelling Dwarf named
Bamgoth which originated
from Nargothrond by
the river pumpkin
where sun-bathing trolls
