Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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...the Khazad-dumish Inn,
Wargs Destroyed my
barrels of wine
and ate all...
of Thorins Beard!
Thorin's face began
(to) make quacking noises.
The customers were
amused, so he
continued epically, (doing the) Conga
Du-Du-Du
kicking so high
that he smashed
(the) bartenders face painfully.
"OUCH!" He said.
Sian, this is the Conga, not the Can-Can.
Sian, this is the Conga, not the Can-Can.
"What are you
trying to do ?!!"
Sorry! Conga...ok..!
Sorry! Conga...ok..!
Outside, heavy rain
drummed on the
old barrow borrowed
from Derban Proudfoot,
So Thebo Underhill
The guy who stole the barrel. Made him up on the spot.
The guy who stole the barrel. Made him up on the spot.
crept up to (it)
[And] stole it again.
"Ha!" he yelled.
annoying [Derban] Proudfoot, who
ran out with
[a] frying pan, and
his pitchfork to
track down Thebo
and get his
barrel back. Violently,
he shouted: "Give
me the Blimmin'
keg, you rascally
Underhillian!" and hit
him in the
face with his
frying pan. Thebo
kicked him back,
and then ran
into Derban, who
Started a Fight,
Swinging his fists
and shouting angrily.
Sauron appeared suddenly
and so did . . .
Isildur and Gil-Galad.
They hastily raised
their weapons and
