Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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was a miser
who frequently argued
over pennies and
Cheesy cheese cake 
Stolen from Barliman
Butterbur's bodacious buttery
which was located
within the courtyard
of the Prancing-Pony
whitch smelt like
compost, roses, and
old autumn leaves
wet after a
gentle autumn downpour
overflowed the stream-banks
before anyone could
grab (a) bailing bucket
they were sent
to higher ground
to harvest fruits
and vegetables from
the uplands of
lower East Sedalia
which was located
under the hills
and through the
woods to grandmother's
cottage where dinner
had been burned
granny then ate
an apple from
a poisonous tree.
However she was
a witch, and
thus healed herself
by drinking a
potion made from
Orc Poo. So,
she also became
a pyschopathic warg
roared, and ran
inside a oliphaunt.
Surprised, the oliphant
began wagging it's...
tail, and charged
A $45 fee....
and Nuked Mirkwood.
scattering kindling from
north to south
Meanwhile over at....
