Thread: walk in and have a seat game
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have been missing
since monday morning
when his wife
looked under his
bed for her
elder brother-in-law who
lazed around the
pool, searching in-vain
for a large
or at-least substantial
sized bag of
home-made leather-bazed knitted
two toned sweaters
originally stolen from
a gnome who
bought them at
e-bay having donated
all his mithril
benefiting three blind
mice or three
triplets from (the) Disney-empire
to deserving subjects
as inheritance to
the littlest hobbit
ever created in
the toymaker workshops
without any considering
of construction costs
which is why
expendatures skyrocketed through
(the) middle sixties before
reaching the moon
but aiming for
the stars, because
nobody ever controlled
little boy blue
and his mighty
magical yellow broomstick
which had power
to turn mushrooms
around and around
while balancing a
basket with eggs
on his nose
without touching any
spiders dangling from
his heavy eyebrows
except when he
jumped up and
out the window
