Maybe I can resurrect him...
Thebo was remorseful
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of his act
, (and) burnt the barrel.
He knelt before
an executioner, and
pulled his trousers
down, (and) severed his
belt while laughing.
The Executioner punched
Thebo, lifted his
Axe & Swung, but
Thebo jumped out
of the way,
pushing the Executioner
into a pile
of Dung, laughing.
Then, Thebo immediately
jump kicked (the) Executioner.
Then, he ran
and jumped again,
over a box
and ran from
the angry executioner.
who fired crossbow
His pet flying monkey
His pet flying monkey
at missing link
but missed entirely.
The Monkey pogosticked
so high that
he destroyed Jupiter.
(and) his son Mars.
(Roman gods)
(Roman gods)
Neptune laughed, flooding
Mare Tranquillitatis with (lunar Sea of Tranquility)
vanilla pudding and
Wargs and wolves.
Now wasn't that
(A) Waste of time.
We left Thebo,
with Uncle George;
said cousin Mary
but she wasn't
very happy because
he killed Aunty
Ethel, who was
known as 'Lord
Evil the Nasty',
who had slew
*slain* many a foe
with her knitting-needles
but couldn't stand
(up to old Thebo)
(up to old Thebo)
, for he had
