Thread: World's Worst
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"OOoo, ooo, ooo - I want to sit right in the middle..... excuse me, coming through - er, sorry, oops was that your foot? ... Sorry.... excuse me... Oh sorry about that, but - some extra popcorn for ya there, eh!? Ha ha .... Is this seat taken? Ok..... "
(Five minutes later....)
"OOoooo - I like this bit this is where she asks 'Who's there' .... Aaaaagh!! Cor - that was scary.... Did that scare you, neighbour? Wow!! Look at those effects, yanno - They use ketchup for that, I have a friend who is a famous actor.... OH!! What did I miss - WHAT DID I MISS?!?......"
"Hey - I've seen this movie 3 times already!!! This is the bit where...."
At that point you would probably see a flying bottle, ball of rubbish or maybe even a shoe(!) landing on said Movie Goers head!!
Ok - Next!!
Worlds worst er..... clown !
worlds worst juggler
Okay folks, prepared to be astounded, I shall light these Gasoline soaked torches and JUGGLE them. *sonic boom* Here we go folks! Sorry about that...Whoa! Oops, sorry miss, the hairspray helped it to ignite...
World's worst driver
stoney that wasnt a political view, i was just saying that newscasters would make awful clowns,have you ever thought one was funny?
worlds worst bystander at a murder site
"What? Why that guy sure looks dead. What's that red stuff?"
World's worst weatherman.
Worlds worst Weapon of Mass Destruction
Oooooh might be construed as "political" but hey whatever.
Oh, and umm... World's Worst Dictator
World's Worst writer.
World's Worst candy bar?
no problem stoney,i probably shouldnt have typed that but i didnt think it would be taken as "political"at the time.
worlds worst.............landschnekt(medieval German mercinary)
worlds worst minion?
World's Worst Pizza Delivery Person (I hope we haven't had that already)/
Worlds worst hair dresser.
World's worst aerobics instructor.
World's Worst plumber.
World's Worst Teacher (I bet this one's already been done...)
WARNING: Do NOT try this at home. It is very dangerous and will result in loss of life and limb as well as property.
World's Worst Racecar Driver
World's Worst website creator
Anybody got any better (or worse) ideas for worst website creator? Tell us if you do, or please start us off with another new World's Worst of Whatever subject.
HTML??? What's that? Aah........Hard To Mug Language, eh? Is that its full form?
World's worst VideoGamer.
World's Worst skateboarder
World's worst boat rower.
World's Worst harmonica player?
World's Worst guitar player
World's Worst Chef
World's Worst Ghost...
World's Worst checker player.
Worlds Worst Mumbly-Peg Player.
WORLDS WORST GRIM REAPER
Please refrain from shouting your posts (using all capitol letters) the occasional shout is acceptable, but all the time is considered rude.
(WARNING: Mumbly-Peg is a dangerous game played with a pocket knife with an extended blade on each end; where you sit in the grass and take turns doing certain tricks trying to stick a blade in the ground rather than in your self or your competion. We used to play it at school in the fifties before it was ruled too dangerous. This was long before pocket knives were considered weapons and outlawed from schools, court houses, and airplanes.)
World's Worst Magician
World's Worst Hangman!
World's Worst Lawyer
World's worst plastic surgeon.
Worlds Worst trail guide.
World's Worst deep sea diver.
World's Worst Nextdoor Neighbor?
World's Worst Priest...
Person1: Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 2 years since my last confession.....
Priest: What! That LONG! you'd better come more often unless you want to suffer eternally in hell!
Person1: uhhh....yes father....
Person1: I have sinned because I...=mumble,mumble-
Priest: You did WHAT?!? GET OUT OF HERE!!! God hates sinners!!!! You can never go to heaven! =chases Person1 out of confessional= Never come back unless you become Mother Theresa or the Pope of Rome!!!!!
World's Worst Punk Rocker
-Okay, now sing the real song.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
with my blonde and brown hair, so ahhh,
my lovely red nails, and gogo boots
my tights and my kite and so-ahh-
-Shut it! How the heck did you become a punk rocker?
My mom thinks I'm cool...
World's Worst Coroner (or is that too gross?)
Wolds worst dog walker.
World's Worst grave digger.
Works Worst Typist.
World's Worst fast food cook.
World's Worst Psychiatrist!
Worlds worst school teacher.
Teacher: Look it up.
Student: But it's not in the book.
Teacher: Ha! Good luck.
World's worst sales clerk
World's worst student