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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Thursday 20th October 2005 (02:07am)
What, you only wanted you teeth cleaned? Well now they are out it will be easier to do.

World's Worst Spider Lover ?

(Ah, when I visited Franco Spain fhe first two times, the guys carrying submachine guns and wearing very grim faces were known as 'le Gardia de Civil' or some such spelling. My third visited found them carrying rifles and wearing very broad smiles, undoubtedly because Franco was gone.)
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 20th October 2005 (02:19am)
ummmwot was this thread? o yeah... "Here share my food, my library *thump* oops...

worlds worst teacher
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Nimrodel amarie
has made 250 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Thursday 20th October 2005 (11:37am)
"Well, let's check your homework - Hau I spent my samer houlideis. Excellent! I put you an A!"

World's Worst student
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 21st November 2005 (03:55am)
me :-D

worlds worst cd
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Cloveress
has made 2289 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Monday 21st November 2005 (05:27am)
*spins*... *stops*...*spins*...*stops*...*spins*...*shatters*

world's worst photographer
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Wednesday 23rd November 2005 (05:16am)
look that way, no the other way, DONT LOOK AT THE CAMERA! alright good....

worlds worst mistake
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Wednesday 23rd November 2005 (11:45pm)
Now if we move these two chunks of Plutonium together like so...FLASH!!!





World's Worst Pole Vaulter?
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Lord_aragorn86
has made 2242 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and is not online.
Posted Friday 25th November 2005 (04:33pm)
"He would have been a great pole vaulter, if only he wasn't afraid of heights."

World's Worst professor
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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Monday 28th November 2005 (01:01am)
Why are you all in here - go out and have some fun.

World's worst flu bug
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Saturday 26th November 2005 (11:59pm)
By popular demand I have decided I will not be mutating this year or in the future. This will give the authorities ample time to develop countermeasures toward protecting their populations from my progenity.

World's Worst Break Dancer?
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Ithil
has made 1427 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Sunday 27th November 2005 (07:49pm)
what do I have to break?

world's worst santa claus?
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Cirdan
has made 22 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Sunday 27th November 2005 (08:15pm)
huh??? can you smell something burning? THEY LEFT THE FIREPLACE ON!!!! *crashes into tree*

world's worst author
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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Monday 5th December 2005 (09:02pm)
Once upon a time.....duh......THE END

World's worst snowman
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Loss
has made 3705 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Monday 12th December 2005 (12:55pm)
one not made out of snow!!

World's Worst Avatar? (by that i mean on this site!)
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Ithil
has made 1427 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Sunday 11th December 2005 (09:07am)
mine

world's worst web site.
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Turgon linwelin
has made 79 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Sunday 11th December 2005 (10:23am)
unholy_army my runescape clan, we found out one of our admin woz hacking our accounts and taking our stuff

worlds worst animal
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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Sunday 11th December 2005 (01:00pm)
Lional the Lion to Gary the Gazell, "Let's have a nice cup of tea, some biscuits and watch a nice film, how about Love Story?"

World's worst carol singer
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Lord_aragorn86
has made 2242 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and is not online.
Posted Sunday 11th December 2005 (07:45pm)
Darth Vader

World's worst FBI Agent.
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Sunday 11th December 2005 (10:55pm)
Pardon me, but would you be interested in buying a brand new genuine Rolex watch or any of these other name brand watches I have stored in the inside pockets of my coat?

World's Worst Space Opera ?
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Cloveress
has made 2289 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Monday 12th December 2005 (09:56am)
annoucer: "Sound can't travel in space..."

World's worst bus driver
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Loss
has made 3705 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Monday 12th December 2005 (12:57pm)
I gotta admit but itz gotta be Otto from the simpsons he should be dead by now, crazy guy

World's Worst Board Game?
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Icefangs
has made 1211 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Monday 12th December 2005 (06:09pm)
*instructions on paper inside box*

Step One: Open the box
Step Two: Make sure you've finished step one
Step Three: Don't forget step two
Step Four: Open the box real good now
Step Five: Try to not to tear it, while to practicing step four
Step Six: It you're not careful during step five, then you will tear the box to your NEW! HappyLand Children's Game!
Step Seven: Repeat one-six to all other boxes inside the first box.
Step Eight: Okay, your boxes are open? Now, connect side AAa to side AAb.
Step Nine: Slide the screw from side AAb into the hole on side AAc.
...
...
...
Step Eight Hundred Seventy-Nine: Put piece ZZy into the hole on ZZz, and you're done!

World's Worst Instructions


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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Thursday 15th December 2005 (07:58pm)
Put nail A onto bolt B but remember to find washer C (which we haven't included!) Use the paper glue to glue the wooden shelves to the base unit (which has the screw holes back to front) Find shelf D put this behind the base unit G to give you a............complete mess!!

World's worst mermaid


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my 1000 post Big Smile Smilie Wiggle Smilie
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Cloveress
has made 2289 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Friday 16th December 2005 (10:33am)
I'm drowning!!!!

World's worst barber
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Lord_aragorn86
has made 2242 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and is not online.
Posted Friday 16th December 2005 (03:24pm)
I'm sorry, I thought you asked me to shave your head.

World's Worst conman
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Saturday 17th December 2005 (11:14pm)
"Let me say first off, so you won't be laboring under any misaprehensions,
I am a crook, whose only interest in you is how to make all your money mine; and then I plan on getting safely out the area without any interference from the authorities."

World's Worst Painter of Miniatures ?
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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Tuesday 20th December 2005 (12:30am)
Now where did I put my rag roller and ceiling brush?

World's worst masseuse
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Lord_aragorn86
has made 2242 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and is not online.
Posted Saturday 31st December 2005 (07:54am)
A person who can't use any of the limbs.

World's worst card dealer.
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Loss
has made 3705 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Saturday 31st December 2005 (01:14pm)
I used to know this guy who didnt have any arms?

World's Worst brand of Coffee?
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Saturday 31st December 2005 (11:37pm)
Chalk Full O' Gnats’

World's Worst Suspension Bridge ?
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Icefangs
has made 1211 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Sunday 1st January 2006 (02:56pm)
^^/^^
The one that is broke...

World's Worst, umm.. PENCIL!
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Cloveress
has made 2289 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Monday 2nd January 2006 (01:52pm)
cheesy announcer: Revvy's Pencils: 100% wood! Quality garaunteed! Never need to buy an eraser! In stores now, for inquiry call 1-800-Revv!

World's Worst PT member
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Miruvor
has made 849 posts and is a Rohirrim from Edoras and is not online.
Posted Monday 2nd January 2006 (03:12pm)
I'm really liking Tolkein.

World's worst UB40 fan
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Maydmarion
has made 1735 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Monday 9th January 2006 (07:57pm)
I love UB40 - I love the lead singer - Robbie Williams!

World's worst taxi driver
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 12th January 2006 (12:00am)
hey, i know a short cut, see we'll drive down 2nd, make a turn where the fence broke on the golf course and we should be able to come out around 7th....

worlds worst worlds worst game player
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Friday 13th January 2006 (12:44am)
Well if you don't want to play by my rules, I'll just take my ball and go home.

World's Worst Ice Cream Flavor?
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Failariel_Ancalimon
has made 102 posts and is a Hobbit from Buckland and is not online.
Posted Friday 13th January 2006 (08:03pm)
"I know what will make this rocky road EVEN better,,, Wasibi!"

Worlds worst orc
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Saturday 14th January 2006 (04:34am)
buudy the orc, wots youre favorite colour?

worlds worst christmas movie.
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Icefangs
has made 1211 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Wednesday 18th January 2006 (06:23pm)
Bad Santa

World's Worst public speaker...
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Loss
has made 3705 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Wednesday 18th January 2006 (06:28pm)
one with a lisp spit EVERYWHERE!!

world's worst book
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Lord_aragorn86
has made 2242 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and is not online.
Posted Saturday 21st January 2006 (05:00pm)
"Once upon a time this story ended."

World's Worst coffee.
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Sunday 22nd January 2006 (12:30am)
Take one cup of hot water and stir in a tablespoon of sandy loam. Yuckers!



World's Worst Department Store?
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Mellon
has made 6278 posts and is an Elf from Rivendell and is not online.
Posted Monday 23rd January 2006 (03:43pm)
Lidl - ever heard of it ...? Full of crap
Worlds worst reality TV
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Icefangs
has made 1211 posts and is a Dunedain from Osgiliath and is not online.
Posted Monday 23rd January 2006 (06:24pm)
ALL OF IT


World's Worst Nonconformist...
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Grondmaster
has made 25465 posts and is a Dwarf from Glittering Caves and has sailed into the West.
Posted Tuesday 24th January 2006 (12:27am)
"You know Ned?"
"Yes, I know Ned."
"We buried him yesterday."
"What, Ned's dead?"
"Naw, he's just trying to be different."

World's Worst Flag Pole Sitter
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Elrose
has made 1472 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 1st June 2006 (04:49am)
ummm what?
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Rafael
has made 4520 posts and is an Elf from Lothlorien and is not online.
Posted Monday 3rd July 2006 (06:42pm)
I am afraid of heights, so I'm sitting very close to the ground.



Worlds worst Nanny-chaser
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Ereinion
has made 290 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 3rd July 2006 (07:59pm)
is nanny-chaser a word!? Orc Going Huh Smilie Shocked Smilie Read Smilie i cant find it in the dictionary...hehe
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Mellon
has made 6278 posts and is an Elf from Rivendell and is not online.
Posted Monday 3rd July 2006 (08:41pm)
My guess is an aristocratic Englishman heh ?
World worst spender
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Ereinion
has made 290 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 3rd July 2006 (08:51pm)
oh a toothbrush to only 100 dollars!, i gotta have it!



World`s worst Producer
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