Thread: Finish the sentence fool!
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FINISH THE SENTENCE FOOL
A fool such as I
No, a fool such as me. Sorry; must have been anticipating the fireworks or the hot buttered rum, which I didn't have. 
Sam was sitting on the grass near the edge of the wood. Pippin was standing studying..... - from 'A Shortcut to Mushrooms' in FotR
Sam was sitting on the grass near the edge of the wood. Pippin was standing studying..... - from 'A Shortcut to Mushrooms' in FotR
...the red haired girl who was passing by along with another sister. Whatever the old devil was thinking was impossible to know.
"Where else should i be?" said the wizard. "All the same i am pleased to find you remeber..."
An Unexpected Party from the Hobbit
"Where else should i be?" said the wizard. "All the same i am pleased to find you remeber..."
An Unexpected Party from the Hobbit
.....how many times (7) you have to run around Rome, according to the Thruthsayer's wording, before you will see your children's goose-ring."
"Even if your Quest did not concern us closely, you should have refuge in this City, until you were healed and ..." Celeborn to the company in 'The Mirror of Galadriel' (RotK)
"Even if your Quest did not concern us closely, you should have refuge in this City, until you were healed and ..." Celeborn to the company in 'The Mirror of Galadriel' (RotK)
.....fleeced out of all your ready cash, gems, and jewelry.
'No we have got no fish,' said Frodo. 'We have only got.....' -to Gollum in 'The Passage of the Marshes' of TTT
'No we have got no fish,' said Frodo. 'We have only got.....' -to Gollum in 'The Passage of the Marshes' of TTT
... two barrels of un-kissed frogs, we intend to kiss every each of them, knowing that one may turn into a princess, and then we'll get a woman to make us food, clean dishes and wash our clothes."
"You will come to the rapids of Sarn Gebir, and maybe at last ....." Celeborn to Aragorn in 'Farewell to L’rien' (RotK)
"You will come to the rapids of Sarn Gebir, and maybe at last ....." Celeborn to Aragorn in 'Farewell to L’rien' (RotK)
.....there you will also come to your senses and in doing so, will give up the Ring to me; and will go home to the Shire, taking your three playfellows with you. (This works better if said to Frodo by Celeborn, Aragorn, Boromir, Elron, or Saruman.)
Frodo drew the Ring out of his pocket again and looked at..... - from 'The Shadow of the Past' in FotR
Frodo drew the Ring out of his pocket again and looked at..... - from 'The Shadow of the Past' in FotR
..his dirty hands, the nails, the palms and every finger was so disgusting and smelly. He looked around, throw the ring away, dried off his hands on his jeans, put his hands in his pockets and ran whistling homeward."
"I always imagined that as one journeyed south it got warmer and merrier, until winter was..." Frodo to Sam in 'The Great River' (LotR)
"I always imagined that as one journeyed south it got warmer and merrier, until winter was..." Frodo to Sam in 'The Great River' (LotR)
....only the merest of figments of one's imagination; unless of course one started out in the southern hemisphere.
'All right, Sam,' said Cotton. 'Choose a lad or two, and go and fetch him to my house. You'll not have need to go near.....' - Farmer Cotton to Sam in 'The Scouring of the Shire' of RotK
'All right, Sam,' said Cotton. 'Choose a lad or two, and go and fetch him to my house. You'll not have need to go near.....' - Farmer Cotton to Sam in 'The Scouring of the Shire' of RotK
...Rosie who is currently as explosive as a catherine wheel and might end up turning you into minee meat.
"I wish I was back there,' he said. `But how can I return without shame, unless there is indeed no other way..."
Frodo to Gandalf in A journey in the Dark in FOTR.
"I wish I was back there,' he said. `But how can I return without shame, unless there is indeed no other way..."
Frodo to Gandalf in A journey in the Dark in FOTR.
....to become known as father to my twins, they are almost two years old and we were abroad for more than five; won't the neighbours believe me if I told them we had a vivid correspondence."
"The light of Sting is faint, and it may point to no more than spies of Mordor roaming the slopes of..." Aragorn to Frodo in 'The Breaking of the Fellowship' (FotR)
"The light of Sting is faint, and it may point to no more than spies of Mordor roaming the slopes of..." Aragorn to Frodo in 'The Breaking of the Fellowship' (FotR)
.....Weathertop looking for the best location to site next winter's Olympic Giant Slalom Run.
'We don't know how many there are; but there are at least two, and possibly.....' - Frodo to Merry and Fredegar in 'A Conspirecy Unmasked' of FotR.
'We don't know how many there are; but there are at least two, and possibly.....' - Frodo to Merry and Fredegar in 'A Conspirecy Unmasked' of FotR.
...possibly more to come as this two are but a minuscule part of his harem which he has been collecting for quite some years now and even has some orcish beauty.
"Alas!' said Aragorn. 'Thus passes the heir of Denethor, Lord of the Tower of Guard! This is a bitter end. Now the Company is all in ruin. It is I that have...."
a soliloquey from aragorn in TTT chapter 1 The Departure of Boromir
"Alas!' said Aragorn. 'Thus passes the heir of Denethor, Lord of the Tower of Guard! This is a bitter end. Now the Company is all in ruin. It is I that have...."
a soliloquey from aragorn in TTT chapter 1 The Departure of Boromir
decided to join the French Foreign Legion: "To heck with these hobbits, their quest, the kingship, and her ladyship."
'Yet more fair is the living land of Lorien, and the Lady Galadriel is.....' - Gimli to the rulers of Lothlorien in 'The Mirror of Galadriel' of FotR.
'Yet more fair is the living land of Lorien, and the Lady Galadriel is.....' - Gimli to the rulers of Lothlorien in 'The Mirror of Galadriel' of FotR.
...the leading pop singer with the greatest number of fans and her album 'I sent Sauron to Hell' was a super hit.
"This journey is over, maybe,' said Thjoden, 'but I have far yet to go. Last night the moon was full, and..."
From the ROTK, chp 3 the muster of Rohan
"This journey is over, maybe,' said Thjoden, 'but I have far yet to go. Last night the moon was full, and..."
From the ROTK, chp 3 the muster of Rohan
.....I saw spaghetti sauce on the Man-in-the-Moon's chin.
Slowly they passed through the short heath and upland grass, speaking no..... - from 'The Muster of Rohan' of RotK
Slowly they passed through the short heath and upland grass, speaking no..... - from 'The Muster of Rohan' of RotK
...more of the results of their final English test; it should never again be mentioned in Hobbiton".
"They were borne by the hobbits. Doubtless the Orcs despoiled them, but feared to keep the knives, knowing them..." Aragorn to Legolas in 'The Departure of Boromir' (TTT)
"They were borne by the hobbits. Doubtless the Orcs despoiled them, but feared to keep the knives, knowing them..." Aragorn to Legolas in 'The Departure of Boromir' (TTT)
...dangerous items and as their mother had forbidden them to play with sharp items they left it alone.
"Come, Master Perian!' said the lad. 'You are still in pain, I see. I will help you back to..."
From the ROTK, last chapter in book V, between Pippin and Bergil.
"Come, Master Perian!' said the lad. 'You are still in pain, I see. I will help you back to..."
From the ROTK, last chapter in book V, between Pippin and Bergil.
...your bed, there you can go to sleep and dream on as ever before."
"Five leagues or one", said Gimli, "we cannot escape them in this bare land. Shall we wait for them here...." to Aragorn & Legolas ' The Riders of Rohan' (TTT)
"Five leagues or one", said Gimli, "we cannot escape them in this bare land. Shall we wait for them here...." to Aragorn & Legolas ' The Riders of Rohan' (TTT)
.....or shall we disguise ourselves as washerwomen, wait for them to strip down to their underwear in hope of getting their outer garments washed, and then ambush and capture them.
'Yes, together we will follow you,' said Legolas. 'But first,.....' - to Gandalf in 'The White Rider' of TTT.
'Yes, together we will follow you,' said Legolas. 'But first,.....' - to Gandalf in 'The White Rider' of TTT.
..why don't we have some fried sausages which my woman had cooked for me two months back?
"It's most unfair,' said Pippin. `Instead of throwing him out, and clapping him in chains,"
Pippin to Frodo in FOTR, The Ring Goes South
"It's most unfair,' said Pippin. `Instead of throwing him out, and clapping him in chains,"
Pippin to Frodo in FOTR, The Ring Goes South
.....he'll get a new girlfriend, money and a life of his own."
"Rest while you can! W'll find a use for your legs before......" Uruk-hai to Pippin in '"The Uruk-hai' (TTT)
"Rest while you can! W'll find a use for your legs before......" Uruk-hai to Pippin in '"The Uruk-hai' (TTT)
I have put in four hours today and am going to hang it up for the night; besides this will let, for a change, Thorin finish Rafael's sentences in this and the other finish the sentence thread. - Go for it lads.
...before thet're cut off for dinner of our master, Saruman The cannibal.
"How wide and empty and mournful all this country looks! ' said Frodo. I always imagined that as one journeyed south..."
Frodo to Aragorn in The Great RIver In FOtr
"How wide and empty and mournful all this country looks! ' said Frodo. I always imagined that as one journeyed south..."
Frodo to Aragorn in The Great RIver In FOtr
....we would met all the tourist coming to enjoy the sun, bathing and cheap booze!"
"We can at least follow the course of of this stream, the Entwash or whatever you call...."
Pippin to Merry in 'Treebeard' (TTT).
"We can at least follow the course of of this stream, the Entwash or whatever you call...."
Pippin to Merry in 'Treebeard' (TTT).
.....gathered flow of snowmelt and rain water from out of yon forest, whose trees.....
Finish the sentence fool.
*shakes grongy and says 'wake up'*
*shakes grongy and says 'wake up'*
What is happening here in this thread? Is something or someone amiss?? 
Yes, once again Grondy forgot in which thread he was posting.
If he could have bored holes in Gollum with his eyes, he..... - Sam's thoughts in 'The Black Gate is Closed' of TTT.
If he could have bored holes in Gollum with his eyes, he..... - Sam's thoughts in 'The Black Gate is Closed' of TTT.
...would have had to buy new sunglasses. He felt it difficult to look Gollum in the eyes withou puking, but he really tried!"
"We should begin here, near to our own camping-ground, searching carefully all about, and working up the slope towards...." Aragorn to Legolas in 'The White Rider' (TTT)
"We should begin here, near to our own camping-ground, searching carefully all about, and working up the slope towards...." Aragorn to Legolas in 'The White Rider' (TTT)
.....that lemon colored Volkswagon and hope we can find the car keys between here and there. I don't know what ever you were thinking of Legolas, to throw them out the window to mark the spot where you thought Pippin might have dropped his broach; now we have to look for both.
But still the sunken stars appear
In dark and windless Mirrormere;
There lies his crown in water deep,
Till..... - from 'A Journey in the Dark' of TTT
But still the sunken stars appear
In dark and windless Mirrormere;
There lies his crown in water deep,
Till..... - from 'A Journey in the Dark' of TTT
...his wifes wakes him up
and tells him breakfast is ready
and you have some visitors
so get up becofe it get cold.
" We drove out orcs from the great gate and guard -- I think; the next word is..."
Gandalf reading From the book of Mazarbul in,FOTR Book II Chapter V, The Bridge Of Khazad-Dum.
and tells him breakfast is ready
and you have some visitors
so get up becofe it get cold.
" We drove out orcs from the great gate and guard -- I think; the next word is..."
Gandalf reading From the book of Mazarbul in,FOTR Book II Chapter V, The Bridge Of Khazad-Dum.
Hurrah, Hurrah, I take it he is happy to annonce that there will be better lodgings for elves and dwarws, now that orcs are leaving."
"I care for you and yours as best I may. But do not weary yourself, or tax too heavily your..." Grima to Theoden in 'The King of the Golden Hall' (TTT)
"I care for you and yours as best I may. But do not weary yourself, or tax too heavily your..." Grima to Theoden in 'The King of the Golden Hall' (TTT)
..people because they may revolt and take me grima your faithful counsellor as their king and i wii find it impossible to refuse dear lord.
"I am not a tree-root, Sir,' he said, 'nor a bag, but a bruised..."
Merry to Elfhemin ROTK, The Ride Of the Rohirrim
"I am not a tree-root, Sir,' he said, 'nor a bag, but a bruised..."
Merry to Elfhemin ROTK, The Ride Of the Rohirrim
and worn-out tax-collector who has tried any means to find money to finance Thorin's : Learning -pigs-to-fly-program."
"I must go and seek some arrows" said Legolas. "Would that this night would end, and I could have..." Legolas to Aragorn in 'Helm's Deep' (TTT)
"I must go and seek some arrows" said Legolas. "Would that this night would end, and I could have..." Legolas to Aragorn in 'Helm's Deep' (TTT)
.....all day tomorrow to lie about just eating and drinking, with only the occasional trip to water old Bill the Pony.
Sam looked up towards the Orc Tower, and suddenly from its narrow windows..... - from 'The Tower of Cirith Ungol' in RotK
Sam looked up towards the Orc Tower, and suddenly from its narrow windows..... - from 'The Tower of Cirith Ungol' in RotK
....was rolled out multicolored pennants where slogans against war were written in all the known languages."
"These are the strangest trees that ever I saw," he said; "and I have seen many an oak grow from acorn to...." Legolas to Gimli in 'The Road to Isengard' (TTT)
"These are the strangest trees that ever I saw," he said; "and I have seen many an oak grow from acorn to...." Legolas to Gimli in 'The Road to Isengard' (TTT)
....a complete set of dinning room furniture: table for ten, chairs for ten, one tall china cupboard, one low-boy serving table, and ninty-nine napkin holders (one was ruined due to a missplace knot).
We're a bit suspicious round here of anything out of the way’uncanny, if you understand me; and we..... - Barliman Butterbur to Mr. Underhill (Frodo) 'At the sign of the Prancing Pony' of FotR.
We're a bit suspicious round here of anything out of the way’uncanny, if you understand me; and we..... - Barliman Butterbur to Mr. Underhill (Frodo) 'At the sign of the Prancing Pony' of FotR.
"...have taken to handing all weirdos to them orcs that live down at the Grange. A nice bit of stew can be had down there."
"Ash nazg..." (Gandalf to Council: Fellowship of the Ring)
"Ash nazg..." (Gandalf to Council: Fellowship of the Ring)
and ach nnzg again," he repeted, "If I don't stop sneezing like this, my nose is going to explode."
"Will you have it here, or in more comfort in what's left of Saruman's guard-house - over there under the...." Pippin to Gimli 'Flotsam and Jetsam' (TTT).
"Will you have it here, or in more comfort in what's left of Saruman's guard-house - over there under the...." Pippin to Gimli 'Flotsam and Jetsam' (TTT).
....spreading chestnut-tree
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The night passed without Gollum showing so much as..... - from 'The Great River' of FotR
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The night passed without Gollum showing so much as..... - from 'The Great River' of FotR
...a piece of gold which dissapointed the fellowship for he was romoured to lay golden eggs.
"Anything that can keep so in this devil's mirk,' answered Elfhelm. 'But my lord sends word that we must..."
From The Ride Of the Rohirrim, ROTK, between Merry & Elfhem.
"Anything that can keep so in this devil's mirk,' answered Elfhelm. 'But my lord sends word that we must..."
From The Ride Of the Rohirrim, ROTK, between Merry & Elfhem.
....find bridegrooms to all the maidens in Helm's Deep."
"Will he shoot at us, and pour fire out of the windows; or can he put a spell on us ...." Pippin to Gandalf in 'The Voice of Saruman' (TTT)
"Will he shoot at us, and pour fire out of the windows; or can he put a spell on us ...." Pippin to Gandalf in 'The Voice of Saruman' (TTT)
.....hold the Ringmaster, who introduces the beautiful bareback rider; the twenty red-nosed clowns in their tiny VW-Bug; the headless liontamer; and the dancing seals with juggling balls and honking horns.
Ah shucks, I just finished the last post on page one. Oh well, now I'll try to finish the one I was supposed to have done.
.....causing us to flip through the air like flap jacks or hand tossed pizza.
'And do not forget that old man!' said Gimli. 'I should be happier if I..... - to Legolas in 'The White Rider' of TTT.
Ah shucks, I just finished the last post on page one. Oh well, now I'll try to finish the one I was supposed to have done.
.....causing us to flip through the air like flap jacks or hand tossed pizza.
'And do not forget that old man!' said Gimli. 'I should be happier if I..... - to Legolas in 'The White Rider' of TTT.
...could touch and smell him to make sure he really is what he said and will not steal my precious axe.
"Aye, we will," said Gimli. "The legs of MEn will lag on a rough road, while a dwarf goes on be the burden twice his own...."
Gimli to Boromir in The Great River in the FOTR.
"Aye, we will," said Gimli. "The legs of MEn will lag on a rough road, while a dwarf goes on be the burden twice his own...."
Gimli to Boromir in The Great River in the FOTR.
....weight or even twice that of Bilbo's one time companion, Bombur the Great, whose name applied to his great girth as well as his great weight.
"I am old. If I may not lean on my stick as I go, then I will sit out here....." Gandalf to H’ma in 'The King of the Golden Hall' of TTT.
"I am old. If I may not lean on my stick as I go, then I will sit out here....." Gandalf to H’ma in 'The King of the Golden Hall' of TTT.
...in the sun trying to get a tan, while I babysit some younger members of your tribe."
"What's the harm in my telling you what I should like: a look at that ...." Pippin to Merry in 'The Palantir' (TTT)
"What's the harm in my telling you what I should like: a look at that ...." Pippin to Merry in 'The Palantir' (TTT)
.....there stone jar that Treebeard keeps his wine in; looking in it can't hurt, unless I fall in and drown.
Just when being invisible would be really useful, I can't use the Ring! And if ever I get any further, it's to going to be..... - Sam to himself in 'The Tower of Cirith Ungol' of RotK.
Just when being invisible would be really useful, I can't use the Ring! And if ever I get any further, it's to going to be..... - Sam to himself in 'The Tower of Cirith Ungol' of RotK.
....fun using the Ring while peeping into the women's shower." 
"I don't know how he followed us, but it may be that he's lost us again, as...." Frodo to Sam in 'The Taming of Smeagol' (TTT)
"I don't know how he followed us, but it may be that he's lost us again, as...." Frodo to Sam in 'The Taming of Smeagol' (TTT)
