Message Board | Rules

Thread: Finish the sentence fool!

Bottom of Page    Message Board > Current Games > Finish the sentence fool!   << [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] >>
celebrate the love that Ross and Peter Jackson share. In Love Smilie

The Valar sat now behind their mountains at peace;
...until Morgoth loosed water balloons at them.

"You shall not ..."
give them elves pointy ears, it'll hurt when someone kisses them and puts their hands on their heads', one of the ainur said to Eru.

"Sticks and stones...
make for a lumpy mattress.

A king there was in days of old:
ere Men yet walked upon ...
.. the boxing ring where Ross bttered PJ! Cool Smilie

And the second battle in beleriand was fought, the battle of...
Ross The Mighty vs. PJ The Pathetic Wink Smilie

"Speak" she said, and thus he spoke...
..."I really am the nicest bloke!"

"but Ross was alltogether wrong...
.. about nothing ever! Wink Smilie

And Eru lifted up his arm and ...
...banished Ross forever.

"They stole it, my..."
itsy-bitsy teeny weeny yellow poka-dot bikini...
"It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of..."
a load of **** that means nothing to anyone that isnt a hobbit on his way 2 destroy the ring of power Big Laugh Smilie

unhappy was the lot of hurin; for all that...

[Edited on 17/9/2003 by Grondmaster]
those pranks he pulled pulled on his friends when he was supposed to be tending the his father's goats.

... the Nazg’l came, shooting like flaming bolts, as caught in the fiery ruin of hill and sky they crackled, withered, and went ...
... and brought Ross back.

is nice to put your ice creamies in.

We wants it my....
", fresh from the Mordor bakery!"

"They are the Nazgul, neither living nor..." to swim."

"'Legolamb is so brave', Aragorn said and...
... he snickered in his beer to himself."

"Yes,' said Faramir, 'we wait for the stroke of ...'
"...Eowyn's frying pan on our head, telling us to come home and do the dishes."

"I can take you by paths..."
... by paths that will get you lost or that will take you to unknown destinations, but I can't lead you to where your destiny requires that you be.
'If you mean, inventing all that about a "present", well I thought the true story ...
"...was that the pizza man got lost and was eaten by dragons."

"Fly you.."
..nazg’ls! Scram! Get lost!"

"If you're referring to that incident with a dragon, all I did was...
... set it loose in the school house on Halloween.

'If all beggars could tell such a good one, they might ...
"...not be out in the street acting as orcs."

"Don't let him turn me into anything..."
that looks like Ross (lol just kidding!) Big Laugh Smilie

Hmm... I can't think of any good Tolkien quotes and I'm doing Romeo and Juliet homework...

"Romeo o Romeo, wherefore art thou..."
.. for I broke the car.

The queen of light took a...
(could be made so offensive)
...swing at the fake flourescent lamp.

Samwise : But handsome is as...
... master Frodo, when he is wearing the Ring.

"By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair", said Frodon...
"...I see a grey hair!"

"Just bring out the cold chicken and..."
... SPAM (email).'

'But Glaurung was aware of all that they did, and he came forth in heat ...
... in Elrond's bed.' (I started to say Ross's, but I'm trying to be nice today.) Elf With a Big Grin Smilie

'To his dismay Sam realized that ...
"...he had left his spare underwear at home.*

"Hoom! Let's not be..."
... piggy Pippin, save some for friend Merry, else your head will get too fat for your hat.
(Whoa, where did my question of yesterday go? Okay, here it is again.)

'And so it was that Gwaihir saw ...
...him. Those underwears can't be too comfortable after Aragorn gave him that wedgie."

"Welcome Frodo of the Shire... one who has seen...
"...the cursed Lotr movies scenario."

"Watch out Gandalf, Pyro has got a whip", Aragorn said,..
...and snatched it from Pyro to whip Virumor.

Cool Smilie

Galadriel said to Frodo,"This task was appointed to you, and if yo do not succeed...
...I will have to take the Ring from you!! *snatches and runs* "

"Fly you...
"..stupid bird dog! Or I'll have to go back to the breeder and complain about you!"

"I've thought up an ending for.."
"... the movie RoTK : the Terminator shows up at Aragorn's wedding and uzis everyone to the halls of Mandos."

"What a big axe you have, Gimli", said Galadriel, ...
Hey, thats not a real quote! Wink Smilie

"...Go chopeth some wood for my fire."

"Well, I am..."
(at least it aren't movie quotes :P)

"...your worst nightmare."

"It was a Balrog of Morgoth," said Legolamb...
"...with big fiery wings and everything!"

"I'm glad you're with me, Sam....."
......otherwise there was noone to play hopscotch with."

"I cannot read the fiery letters",said Frodo.
"But I can. In common speech it says.....
...hina’Beware the Gap!’Patent Pending’Made in China’Beware the Gap!’Paten...'

Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in answer a song of ...
I thought of a good ending for the following:


"I cannot read the fiery letters",said Frodo.
"But I can. In common speech it says.....

'Directions: Insert finger here to become invisible' "

For Grondmaster's sentence:

...sang a song of 'Happy Birthday to you'

Complete this:

"There is only one Lord of the Rings, an he.....
......and played leapfrog."

"Come back! come back! to Mordor we will......
.. has passed out in the corner there, so we need a new one. Any volunteers?"

"So it was that in the light of a fair morning King Thoden and Gandalf the White Rider met.. "
...send all of our dirty laundry, Sam, you don't have to go to the washroom now!"

Aragorn: "You cannot give me this...
"...because you are supposed to give this to Frodo at the end and we are supposed to be betrothed for 38 years already."

"Give up the Frodo-doll, invader from Hollywood...", said the Witch-King...

"You shall not pass, " screamed Gandalf...

  << [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] >>