Thread: Finish the sentence fool!
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...gargled a glass of bleach, tomato juice, and cold gravy to wash it all down. Needless to say, when the Queen arrived she was very displeased with the tea and...
...threw an awful temper tantrum, sending the tea flying in the air and smacking poor Lord Blue Elrond, who karate-kicked the Queen, but the Queen, who is a right smart old bird, blocked him with expertise, causing...
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)...everyone to fall down in a domino type way. a tree at the end of the domino-type line fell into...
...the tree next to it, which toppled over, yanking its roots out of the ground. The little, evil, tree root pixies flew out from under and turned everyone around them flying, purple Spanish-speaking monkeys, that then flew around doing naughty things to naughty people like...
...like creating incredibly strange and deranged threads! i have no clue whats goin on! the evil pixies flew all the way to Fangorn Forest where Treebeard..
... captured them in a flutter-bye net, baked them into a pie, and sang, "Isn't this a dainty dish to set before the Queen?"
Meanwhile, Sam was struggling with ...
Meanwhile, Sam was struggling with ...
...his origami Ring of Power, which would not take the exact form of the ring no matter what. Treebeard then tickled his pie instead of offering it to the queen, and as he did, Samwise let out...
...a thunderous belch which blew all the leaves off the trees in Fangorn's Forest. Treebeard was quite peeved at this so he...
...grabbed Sammie by the head, jammed a pair of lycra grandma panties up his nose, and sent him on his way to...
The Barad-D’r. On his way he sang a song about......
... ships and shoes and sealing wax,
and cabbages and kings.
But what can we do with the oyster shells?
Put 'em in a box until they're ....
and cabbages and kings.
But what can we do with the oyster shells?
Put 'em in a box until they're ....
...Bette Midler, then Sam finally passed out from the strain of things at the mere mention of her name, because she is what he fears most-not Shelob, not orcs, Bette Midler. So, as a result, the bald man from The King and I knitted a nice pair of pajamas for Sam to wear while he slept, and...
.... when Sam awoke he was in western garb with a six-gun loaded with blanks, while the bald dude in the black outfit was firing live rounds with robotic accuracy. So Sam felt it his duty to pull the plug, which resulted in ...
...massive green snakes attacking him and dragging him off to their lair. When they released Sam he realized that a huge...
....hobbit-eating asparagus was picking him up. He pulled out....
... his trusty Swiss Army knife and snick! snack! snee! He cut that towering plant down to a size that he could ...
..store neatly in his chic Dolce&Gabanna purse, a gift from Lord Elrond, of course. However, asparagus is known to thoroughly ruin the interior of purses, so he decided to give it...
to Lady Arwen, who was picknicking with Faramir. Sam walked to them, looked at Faramir and said "......
...."Your not Faramir! Your a Nazgul spy! He threw the bite size asparagus at his face and started to...
...do a rather poor Don Knotts impersonation, which made poor Arwen yak up her dainty picnic lunch. Faramir, who was really just a Nazgul spy, grabbed Sam, held a carrot to his head and said "Don't move or I'll..."
... plant this in your left nostril. Sam sneezed and blew the carrot ...
up into a zillion million cabillion pieces! And one piece managed to get in the eye of a certain person called....
Radagast. Radagast just wanted to talk to the birds, and he didn't expect a piece of carrot flying in his eye. He yelled enraged "........
..."You dang-old carrot chuckers! I'll turn you all into slugs!", and by accident, he used the Slug Spell from H.P. and it backfired on him and made him begin to yak up slugs, which to the delight of Gollum, who was hiding behind a tree, landed over by him, and he began to eat them. At the very same moment, a brighter light than the sun broke through Fangorn's gloom, revealing...
...that Snape and Radagast were having tea under a tall oak with Peter Pan. But unknown to them a large and ugly troll was sneaking up on them from under the...
...the picnic blancket and was turned to stone. "Mmmm, crunchy," Said Radagast, as he.....
chewed on a strawberry. Just how a strawberry is supposed to taste. Like........
... well seasoned macadam, especially with a side of crushed ...
slugs, as gollum had just found. Meanwhile Radagast was mad that Harry Potter had managed to get his silly spells in Middle-earth, and was just about to......
go to bed when three ferocious sharks came hailing from the sky. Peter pan whacked Radagast in the head to stop his snoring and flew away. The sharks had landed and started...
...eating Snape's wand. He grew quite angry and began to beat the sharks to death with a large pizza. But instead of killing them it only...
turned them into rabid potatoes! They attacked Snape even fiercer with their mighty...
... death-ray eyes. Then they morphed back into sharks and started looking for a fourth to play bridge.
Gollum decided to sit in; and he and his partner, having won two out of three rubbers from the other two card sharks, decided to try their hand (and fin) at Duplicate Bridge. Sadly, the traffic between the Shire and Bree couldn't support two Brandywine Bridges: they lost their shirts in the venture.
So this my children, is why you never see Gollum or for that matter, any shark, wearing a shirt. And if you don't believe my fishy tail, you can ...
(I overlooked the preceeding two posts and in order to make it fit, I had to return and rewrite the beginning of this A-sap's Tail.)
Gollum decided to sit in; and he and his partner, having won two out of three rubbers from the other two card sharks, decided to try their hand (and fin) at Duplicate Bridge. Sadly, the traffic between the Shire and Bree couldn't support two Brandywine Bridges: they lost their shirts in the venture.
So this my children, is why you never see Gollum or for that matter, any shark, wearing a shirt. And if you don't believe my fishy tail, you can ...
(I overlooked the preceeding two posts and in order to make it fit, I had to return and rewrite the beginning of this A-sap's Tail.)
...ask the blind man. I believe he saw it all as well. Though, I doubt he noticed what with Sam and Frodo bashing an evil orc of doom with a large fish. Or was it one of the card sharks? Yeesh, these guys really are...
...nice guys. See, that one brought breakfast to all. It was fried dirt in a mouldy roll. Famished they began to eat the...
... black and blue parts, but left the parts between that didn't look so nauseous. These they sent to the tax assessor who ...
wab asleep, and he had a little sign above his desk saying: "pick a number and wait until it is called: Now serving: 001," And there was a little thingy of numbers. The next number was 9939, so they decided to go and send them tosomeone else instead, namely........
... Bill Ferny, who added it to Sam's apple core and made an apple pie. After it had cooled, he served it around with a choice of vanilla ice cream, a slice of cheddar cheese, or ...
...delicately seasoned meal worms, and a dainty desert, consisting of caramel and saurkraut(all to please dear old Gollum). As Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, who is really Bill Ferny's girlfriend on the side, served up the tasties for all, a hobbit with an elephant appeared, wearing...
...a gorilla mask. The hobbit grabbed an oak club and began to attack a grass snake that had been...
...knitting a maroon jumper while tap dancing and singing ...
"Oh where, Oh where has my little dog gone?" Oh, there you are. And just what have you been doing?"
To which the dog replys ... "
To which the dog replys ... "
"I was at my friend's kennel, sleeping on his flannal".....
......blanky when Gollum the evil one crept up and..........
...chopped my tail off with a ...
...sludge hammer, which he had...
... borrowed from the local waste water treatment plant when he was looking for ...
...a ring he had accidentaly dropped in the disposal of his sink, that came from...
... a cigar he won at the counry fair by popping balloons using ...
...matches made from wood of the forest of...
