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Ross return's to his trusty water ballon catapult and launches three ballon's at Aire and yet again gives her a wedgie!
You know you want to join our team Sheryl as we give free Orlando Bloom merchandise to our team members!
Hehehehe.... Lasta lalaithamin, Ross....
Airecristiel auta miqula orqu
Besides, I've got 133 pictures of Legolas and I'll give them to you if you join this team...
*Drags in firehose she left in the Gondolin thread and showers everyone with pure Gondolin spring water from the fountains. Everyone is washed sparkling clean - much to their annoyance.
Sheryl I've kidnapped Orlamdo Bloom for you he's tied up and hidden in a safe place for you!
Ross turn's round and Water Zeplin's Perwing for his cruelty to Yogurt the Sabotage Guinea Pig! Mwa haa haa haa!!!!1
Sheryl I've kidnapped Orlamdo Bloom for you he's tied up and hidden in a safe place for you!
Now Sheryl, do you really want to be on the team of a kidnapper?? You really must join us, and e will rescue Orlando from the clutches of Ross.
*Stonehelm takes Sprout and Yogurt and drops them in Mt. Doom*
But I kidnapped for you to do what ever you want with, including release him if you wan't, Now Stony's team have just shown their true colours, a bunch of animal torturers!
Ooh, btw, thank you Allyssa, I've been trying to get the grass stains of these pants!
Hey Sheryl!! LOOK what they've done to Orlando!! *Aire grasps* Why don't you join this team, we're about to win anyway! We'll release Orlando and then you'll get all the credit and then he'll consider marrying you! How does THAT sound, ey?
*Aire never heard an apology so she turns on the giant waterhose on the fire truck and blows Ross away. She then laughs evilly* Muahahahaa! Muahahha! Muahaahaaha!
[Edited on 17/4/2003 by Airecristiel]
*Stonehelm fires green slime at Ross and turns him into a pile of goo.*
Just think Orlando Bloom might marry you if you join their team and in the unlikely event of them managing to release him but, if you join our team you can force him to marry you when you're sixteen!
Mt. Doom is never dormant. Sorry Ross!
It is when Sauron's not there and guess what he's not there. How do I know because he's on our team making some speacial water bombs for us!
Sauron is an amatuer in evil compaired to me he is my agent and so is Melkor!
Guns Stony down with his super soaker!
Ross, you`ve turned that invite into an ______? Can`t think of a word right now, I liked the idea of the Orlando Bloom merchindise, but kidnapping him, come on!! I wouldn`t kidnap Orlando just for my pleasure, oh and forcing him to marry me? I don`t think so....Marriage is a sign of true love and forcing him to marry me is NOT true love! Even though I`d love to marry him, he`s 15 years older than me though age doesn`t really matter though, it`s not right for me to force him.
I suppose I`m going to have to save Orli myself, a one woman mission, don`t worry about helping me! Yes Ross he might marry me, , but I`d rather take a chance like that than force him. (By the way you have to be 17...)
Agent of Sauron!! ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
*Sheryl throws goo and everything she can get her hands on and throws it at Ross!!*
Ross I`m disappointed in you! That`s not a good choice!Sauron your agent? Sure that isn`t a cover up so I`ll get on to your team? Tut, tut....
Don`t worry Peredhil. There`ll be a long line, you at the beginning running away, then the muppets running after you and then your fellow team mates with swords and bows and arrows. We then shall kill the muppets chop off there heads and send them to Ross. (J/k! Except for the line bit.)
*Sheryl asks what`s our next plan or stratergy and gives each one of Stony`s team an umbrella and waterproof clothes!*
(This post was not meant to be taken seriously or personally.)
You're in trouble now Ross!!
*Stonehelm fires cement at Ross, turning him into the first Mount Ross!!*
Bring on the muppets! You've just about had too long in power. My army will always be loyal to me. Let the Geeksylvanian Revolution begin! Who's with me?
*Coats the oppressive dictator with flour, as well as the feathers and the cement.*
*Sheryl blasts suage at Ross and company and laughs evilly!!*
"MWAHAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHA!!"I shouted, "Good luck Ross and company! For Stony`s team shall rull over you! MWAHAHAHAHA!!"
*Stonehelm's stonetroll eats Ross' muppet*
Now what more can we shoot at Ross?
I know!!! How 'bout LARD???
*Stonehelm fires giant lardballs at Ross*
*Sheryl makes balloons full of butter and oil and throws them at Ross. Then she finds some petrol, throws it at him, laughs, gets some tins of oily paint and secretly runs and tips them over Eoss`s head and leaves the bucket there so he couldn`t see who done it. Then she grabs some permenent marker pen ink and turns on the hose, it comes shooting out and hit Ross right where it hurts! *
How about feathers?
*Aire fetches some nice feathers in easter colours (that is every colour possible!) and shoots them at the greasy Ross. Of course, every feather sticks to him and he soon walks around like the living easterman*
*Stonehelm summons a rain cloud that pours down on Asteroth and his minions. Now with the fire gone they are just things of slime!*
*Sheryl collects everything that has been used so far and throws it at Ross and Asteroth! Take that!*
Tadaaaah! Mwahahaha! Tommie's in the house!(there is no house, but, well, I'm here anyway)
*soaks everyone just for fun*
I know!! Why don't we flood them with cat & dog hairs? You know, those tiny little hairs you never get out of your clothes again!
[Edited on 20/4/2003 by TomBombadillo]
"Heehee." she laughs.
*Sheryl can`t stop laughing, quick, someone slap her! Sheryl slaps herself, b4 she gets a slap so hard her face goes pink. Sheryl then throws cat, dog and other mamels hairs at Asteroth and Ross. She sits back and watches them try to get every single one out of their clothes. Then she has an idea, she throws itching powder at them, they start itching. They also know that the only way to stop everything from itching, would be to take every singl item of clothing off and go naked swimming until they are clear of all itching powder. But we know that Ross would do that because he`s crazy and Asteroth...no comment! j/k*
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Ross picks up his sniper water rifle and blasts Asteroth, sheryl, Stony, Tommy and Aire right in the mush!
Then he realises his faithful darklords and army of Muppets on the treachorous Peredhil and has him arrested for the act of treason against the newly formed state of Geeksylvania. The army of Geeksylvania has remote control heart plugs fitted incase of mutiny. Mwaahaaahaaa. Ross masacers the entire army of Geeksylvania in one sift push of the button. Victory, he wails as he's see's them all curl up (please don't worry they're only second rate puppets), Ross then wedgies all of the above.
Peredhil is carried to Ross' mad dictator's tower by his loyal Muppet's whilst Ross wrap's Magnessium ribbon round his pants and light's it melting the iron pants. Then he gives Peredhil the biggest Atomic Wedgie ever comited and has him put in the Stocks for all loyal members of Geeksylvania to laugh at and throw rotten vegtables at! Pledge your alliegence to me once more or I will have atomic wedgies preformed on you every hour for the rest of your life! Mwaahhaahaaahah!
*fetches her supersonic atom water bomb aeroplane*
*bombs Geeksylvania with atomic water bombs*
*folds plane up and puts it back in her pocket*
*follows the big leader Stony to charge Ross' tower*
*succesfully rescues Peredhil and voila! Team complete again!*
(We're not going to let evil Ross win, are we? Nothing personal, but the good guys are supposed to win, right? )
And Sheryl........tsk, tsk........because you shunned our team I had to take matters into my own hands....... Ringfacwen runs to holding cell and plants a huge, seductive kiss on Orli. He is now smitten with her and will think of no other!! MWA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!
*Sheryl slowly walks over to Orli and plays around with him and shows him the time of his life. Then she gets up to allsorts with him and he marrys Sheryl and throws Ringfacwen off a cliff and curses her! She never comes near him again and fears the worst!*
*Glad you`re back, I couldn`t take atomic wedgies. That gave Sheryl an idea. Sheryl grabbed Asteroth`s, Ring`s and Ross`s underwear and pulls them over their heads. Now they can`t see! Yes, do whatever you want to them now fellow friends!*
*Stonehelm grabs Ross,Ringfacwen and Asteroth, ties them up and throws them into Shelobs cave*
*Draws his super-pulverizing-neutralizing-water gun filled with stinky sewer goo-water and starts spraying at the guinea-rabbit thingy.*
"Take that you freaky creature"
*Then looks at the prisoners*
*Aire summons Qui-Gon Jinn to join their team. He fights Aster and breaks Aster's lightsaber.*
Hehehe.... Ok, Qui-Gon, Now go fight Ross as well, as we take care of Ringfacwen and Aul’.
*Qui-Gon goes to fight Ross*
*Aire then throws a couple of elven ropes to Stony, who ties Ringfacwen and Aul’ even harder and with inbreakable ropes*
*Stonehelm ties Asteroth back up and takes all the prisoners to Ancalagon's(I guess that is how you spell it)cave.*
Ross releases his faithful sith lord Exar Kun who goes of to battle Qui-Gon Jinn casting bolts of Force lightning at him (being that he has damp feet it results in a terrible scene).
Ross Pleades his case to Asteroth to join the team of the most slandered ones. I may be evil and Aule may be evil, but Ringfacwen isn't evil, she's just nuetral in personality and decided to side with the winners. Yes evil wins half of the time and this is one of them!
Pulls out his water detonators and sticks one down all of the pants of the opposing team.
*Sheryl is hiding while all of this is happening and working on her new invention, Sheryl takes her wedgey machines and stuffs one done Asteroths, Ross`, Aule`s and Ringfacwen`s underwear, they did not notice until the machine started to pull their under wear up out of their trousers and over their heads, but little did they realise that these machines can not be taken off, they are a permenant wedgie machine. Sheryl laughs evily, but stops herself, just in time to avoid getting wacked, while he was trying to get the machine off, Ross. Tough luck Ross, you`re quick but I`m quicker! Sheryl grabs the hose and waters Ross like a plant!"
[Edited on 22/4/2003 by Sheryl]
But the Madness spell doesn't work on Ross as ahe's already mad, Neeehheeehhee! Ross starts wielding a choclate orange segment and starts imatating the shower scene from Psycho "Ree Ree Ree Ree!"
Ross now resorts to dirty tactics, he picks up humbug and places him on both Stony and Sheryl's laps, resulting in his imediate loss of bladder control!
*Sheryl pushes him off, runs away, takes a quick shower, comes back in complete humiliation and puts a water bomb down Ross` pants and says, take cover, everyone runs for cover. Ross is left trying to get the water bomb out of his underwear and the next thing everyone knows is that Ross is a mile high in the sky! mwahahahaha!!!!!
*gets her giant water-with-soap-bubbles cannon out*
*sprays water-with-bubbles all over Ross' team, who now find themselves caught in giant bubbles slowly drifting towards the sea*
*provokes the winds a bit*
*winds get angry*
*hides herself and teammembers in a cave*
*kills the cavetroll*
*winds blow Ross & co. to the sea*
*and when they're far off shore, the bubbles explode. Of course.*