H but little does Airecristiel know that she actually captured Sprout the Psychotic Rabbit as she was acting as a decoy knowing fulwell that you were after capturing Yogurt and she only acted as team mascot so she could pounce on you all in one go, destroying your water ballon cache!

Ross return's to his trusty water ballon catapult and launches three ballon's at Aire and yet again gives her a wedgie!
You know you want to join our team Sheryl as we give free Orlando Bloom merchandise to our team members!

Oh come on now Sheryl, do you really fall for those sneaky methods? I think you're still pure at heart, join our team now, let's get a good and clean fight!
Besides, I've got 133 pictures of Legolas and I'll give them to you if you join this team...

After lulling Aire into a false sense of security, Sprout turns vicious again and bites Aire's toes and runs of to free Yogurt from the vile clutches of Perwing, whilst Humbug the incontenant guinea pig goes and pee's on Allysia for making Ross clean when it's his job to try and empty his bladder on him everytime he's being cuddled!

Sheryl I've kidnapped Orlamdo Bloom for you he's tied up and hidden in a safe place for you!

Ross turn's round and Water Zeplin's Perwing for his cruelty to Yogurt the Sabotage Guinea Pig! Mwa haa haa haa!!!!1

Srout and Yogurt escape due to it being dormant.

But I kidnapped for you to do what ever you want with, including release him if you wan't, Now Stony's team have just shown their true colours, a bunch of animal torturers!

Mt. Doom is never dormant. Sorry Ross!

*Stonehelm fires green slime at Ross and turns him into a pile of goo.*

It is when Sauron's not there and guess what he's not there. How do I know because he's on our team making some speacial water bombs for us!

It seems someone needs some help here. *starts throwing super sticky super glue bombs at ross, then coats him with a layer of fathers*

Sheryl hoses everyone down and shouts out to them and demands them to listen.

Ross, you`ve turned that invite into an ______? Can`t think of a word right now, I liked the idea of the Orlando Bloom merchindise, but kidnapping him, come on!! I wouldn`t kidnap Orlando just for my pleasure, oh and forcing him to marry me? I don`t think so....Marriage is a sign of true love and forcing him to marry me is NOT true love! Even though I`d love to marry him, he`s 15 years older than me though age doesn`t really matter though, it`s not right for me to force him.

I suppose I`m going to have to save Orli myself, a one woman mission, don`t worry about helping me! Yes Ross he might marry me, , but I`d rather take a chance like that than force him. (By the way you have to be 17...)

Agent of Sauron!! ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

*Sheryl throws goo and everything she can get her hands on and throws it at Ross!!*

Ross I`m disappointed in you! That`s not a good choice!Sauron your agent? Sure that isn`t a cover up so I`ll get on to your team? Tut, tut....

Don`t worry Peredhil. There`ll be a long line, you at the beginning running away, then the muppets running after you and then your fellow team mates with swords and bows and arrows. We then shall kill the muppets chop off there heads and send them to Ross. (J/k! Except for the line bit.)

*Sheryl asks what`s our next plan or stratergy and gives each one of Stony`s team an umbrella and waterproof clothes!*

(This post was not meant to be taken seriously or personally.)

Shouts to Ross:
Bring on the muppets! You've just about had too long in power. My army will always be loyal to me. Let the Geeksylvanian Revolution begin! Who's with me?
*Coats the oppressive dictator with flour, as well as the feathers and the cement.*

Errr, I don't think that there is a Ross and company Sheryl, he is alone!

*Stonehelm's stonetroll eats Ross' muppet*

Now what more can we shoot at Ross?

I know!!! How 'bout LARD???

*Stonehelm fires giant lardballs at Ross*

Hehehe, I'm completely behind you, teammates!

How about feathers?

*Aire fetches some nice feathers in easter colours (that is every colour possible!) and shoots them at the greasy Ross. Of course, every feather sticks to him and he soon walks around like the living easterman*

Go Stony!

*Sheryl collects everything that has been used so far and throws it at Ross and Asteroth! Take that!*

Far away, Tommie's singing a nice little song to herself. She hears some rumble-mumble in the distance, but doesn't recall much. Suddenly it starts raining in her distant part of the land, and she remembers there's a waterfight going on and she's supposed to be helping her team (ever growing, welcome Sheryl and Elda!). She goes to fetch her extra long garden hose, attaches it to a rusty tap and runs to help stony & co. (water's back, I'm afraid, Asteroth )

Tadaaaah! Mwahahaha! Tommie's in the house!(there is no house, but, well, I'm here anyway)

*soaks everyone just for fun*

I know!! Why don't we flood them with cat & dog hairs? You know, those tiny little hairs you never get out of your clothes again!

[Edited on 20/4/2003 by TomBombadillo]

*Sheryl fires bees, bum first, onto Asteroth and Ross. She laughs!*

"Heehee." she laughs.

*Sheryl can`t stop laughing, quick, someone slap her! Sheryl slaps herself, b4 she gets a slap so hard her face goes pink. Sheryl then throws cat, dog and other mamels hairs at Asteroth and Ross. She sits back and watches them try to get every single one out of their clothes. Then she has an idea, she throws itching powder at them, they start itching. They also know that the only way to stop everything from itching, would be to take every singl item of clothing off and go naked swimming until they are clear of all itching powder. But we know that Ross would do that because he`s crazy and Asteroth...no comment! j/k*

Come on Ringfacwen we'll destroy the infidels for their impudence. Now that I look like a naked cockatrice, coloured feathers indeed!

Ross picks up his sniper water rifle and blasts Asteroth, sheryl, Stony, Tommy and Aire right in the mush!

Then he realises his faithful darklords and army of Muppets on the treachorous Peredhil and has him arrested for the act of treason against the newly formed state of Geeksylvania. The army of Geeksylvania has remote control heart plugs fitted incase of mutiny. Mwaahaaahaaa. Ross masacers the entire army of Geeksylvania in one sift push of the button. Victory, he wails as he's see's them all curl up (please don't worry they're only second rate puppets), Ross then wedgies all of the above.

I've got it Ringy, Magnessium ribon, It's light, burns easily and will melt all iron and steel like a knife through hot butter!

Peredhil is carried to Ross' mad dictator's tower by his loyal Muppet's whilst Ross wrap's Magnessium ribbon round his pants and light's it melting the iron pants. Then he gives Peredhil the biggest Atomic Wedgie ever comited and has him put in the Stocks for all loyal members of Geeksylvania to laugh at and throw rotten vegtables at! Pledge your alliegence to me once more or I will have atomic wedgies preformed on you every hour for the rest of your life! Mwaahhaahaaahah!

No he doesn't! Hang on a minute! We're still here aren't, we? Our trusted alliance under Stony's command... We don't give up this easily! (certainly not if it's Ross we're up against )

*fetches her supersonic atom water bomb aeroplane*
*bombs Geeksylvania with atomic water bombs*
*folds plane up and puts it back in her pocket*
*follows the big leader Stony to charge Ross' tower*
*CHARGE!!!!!!*
*succesfully rescues Peredhil and voila! Team complete again!*
*mwhahahaha*

(We're not going to let evil Ross win, are we? Nothing personal, but the good guys are supposed to win, right? )

*Stonehelm grabs Ross,Ringfacwen and Asteroth, ties them up and throws them into Shelobs cave*

Uh-oh, a lightsaber??
*Aire summons Qui-Gon Jinn to join their team. He fights Aster and breaks Aster's lightsaber.*
Hehehe.... Ok, Qui-Gon, Now go fight Ross as well, as we take care of Ringfacwen and Aul’.
*Qui-Gon goes to fight Ross*
*Aire then throws a couple of elven ropes to Stony, who ties Ringfacwen and Aul’ even harder and with inbreakable ropes*

So we can use our Sith power's little did everyone know that Tommy rescued a large cabbage do to my mind trick and water bombed Bruges. Mwahhahahahaa.
Ross releases his faithful sith lord Exar Kun who goes of to battle Qui-Gon Jinn casting bolts of Force lightning at him (being that he has damp feet it results in a terrible scene).
Ross Pleades his case to Asteroth to join the team of the most slandered ones. I may be evil and Aule may be evil, but Ringfacwen isn't evil, she's just nuetral in personality and decided to side with the winners. Yes evil wins half of the time and this is one of them!

Pulls out his water detonators and sticks one down all of the pants of the opposing team.

Ha ha but I did know this so I had already anticipated you dasturdly move and planted all the sabotaged detonators in your bedroom and used new detonators for everyones pants.

Good one.

*Sheryl is hiding while all of this is happening and working on her new invention, Sheryl takes her wedgey machines and stuffs one done Asteroths, Ross`, Aule`s and Ringfacwen`s underwear, they did not notice until the machine started to pull their under wear up out of their trousers and over their heads, but little did they realise that these machines can not be taken off, they are a permenant wedgie machine. Sheryl laughs evily, but stops herself, just in time to avoid getting wacked, while he was trying to get the machine off, Ross. Tough luck Ross, you`re quick but I`m quicker! Sheryl grabs the hose and waters Ross like a plant!"
MWAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 22/4/2003 by Sheryl]

Got it off. It's amasing what you can do with a philips head screw driver and some vaseline. Thanks for sticking up for me Stony, I may be evil, but I'm a gentle giant reall!
But the Madness spell doesn't work on Ross as ahe's already mad, Neeehheeehhee! Ross starts wielding a choclate orange segment and starts imatating the shower scene from Psycho "Ree Ree Ree Ree!"

Ross now resorts to dirty tactics, he picks up humbug and places him on both Stony and Sheryl's laps, resulting in his imediate loss of bladder control!
Mwaahaaahaaaa!!!!

And he is still going!

*Sheryl paints Ross by firing paintballs at Ross and covering him in them....MWAHAHAHAHA!!With bright floresaint pink mostly.... *