Thread: grumble mumble gergle Hi
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karla opens a little the lid and puts in last mondays leftovers, then quickly closes the lid again. and said
"thought you'd be hungry"
(ummm you can call me karla or anatea whichever, but karla's my real name)
*Pere blasts the opposing team into orbit with the mega mega ultra ultra super death ray.
Ross throws a beer on all of Stony's team and continues to do so every 15 minutes
[Edited on 16/7/2003 by Allyssa]
How long until Aule gets back?
I don't know when Aule will be back.
Sorry I took so long guys, was just fetching the dragon-fire, but the dragon didn't cooperate, so ermmm... where were we?
*fires a load of dragon-fire at Ross and the rest of his team, wherever they are, the fire will find them*
NOTE: Dragon-fire is not your regular fire-thingie. It doesn't really burn anything, it just keeps dancing in front of your eyes, so wherever you look, you have flames dancing and jumping up and down in front of your eyes. Water doesn't help, jelly doesn't help, nothing helps really. So eventually, you go crazy and stab your eyes out. Have fun!
*Stoney chomps garlic and breathes in Ross's face, knocking him out*
*Stonehelm takes a bite of DeathGarlic and ...AAHHHHHHHHHHH...Ross falls down...*
sorry for the delay guys
*throws some cow cr@p at Ross, signed: Sincerely, LadyFeawen. Then runs for dear life... *
Sorry Ross, nice picture, but even if it's a paintball weapon the sniper was using, it portrays too much violence for Planet-Tolkien.com
[Edited on 28/7/2003 by Grondmaster]
*Takes hold of Ross and Ringy and dunks them in tar*
Ahhhh!! I am back!! (Power was out at my house for 10 days).
As Stony tries to dunk Ringy and I in the tar. Ross grabs hold of stony's wrist and flips him over into the tar in their place. He then throws feathers over him! Ross the retreates to his Dark Tower for two weeks as he will have no internet access. Sorry Ringy. Ross weaves an Invulnerabilty spell over both Ringy and himself!
*Stoney takes the camels and sells them to wandering orcs.*
See you all in two weeks
*Sheryl and Tommie make their way back and (this is where being camels cums in handy!) spit in Ross and cos. faces! Take that!
He then grabs a rather large pointed stick and sets Stoney in his sights and shoves in a rather uncomfortable place...( the inner ear if anyone is wonderin') and then lifts him up and flings him to far corners of outer mongolia..."tell Gengis I said hello and ask him for my lighter back..."
he then runs to a hidden hole and drinks his beer.
Nice to have you back with us here Sheryl!
*Sheryl sets fire to herself and runs riot! Y did I just do that? ROFL! (God I crack myself up!) I hit myself over the head with my keyboard the over night! I was hyper, don`t ask me y, usually, I can`t remember, ask Calenthang, I was chatting to him at the time...But back 2 the subject!...
*Sheryl poors water over herself and says, that was lucky, then she throws super glue and feathers over everyone that is her enemy!* Hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeee! :p
*Shazz pours water over the metal, now it ain`t! Then Shazz pours more glue over Darous and covers him in teddy bears...Where did that come from? Don`t ask me, I still feeel giggly!*
Dar jumps onta the stockade and whips out his extra large bowel disrupter cannon and lets rip.
The goodies all with a compeling urge to relieve themselves run ta the porter cabins situated at the shops..
That will give us a wee bit of a breather....he then grabs himself a bottle of Jb and deploys his photon matter energy conversation flutz wave dark light mini cannons in the turrents and sets them ta shoot anything that moves.
U can have a life time suply and even more beer if u join our team for a little while, or permenantly if u want...
he...deploys his photon matter energy conversation flutz wave dark light mini cannons in the turrents and sets them ta shoot anything that moves.
*Stoney grabs the stupid little thing and crushes it in his Mithril armored fists.* There ya are Darous! I fixed it for ya!
*Sheryl catches Ringy drunk with Dar in the fortress, so much for powerful and strong! More like floppy and weak! lol Sheryl poors beer over them, they becum sticky and then Sheryl puts little bits of horrible smelly things all over them as they fall asleep, too bad, u drank the beers that were drugged! Sleeping pills that is... Hush little drunkies don`t make a sound, or I`lll just have to put u in a little doggies pound, where the h*ll did that come from, that isn`t even funny, I`m wierd. lol *
*Sheryl stuffs the hose up Ringy`s nostril, that should wake her up! *
*Stoney climbes 45 levels out*
*I`m in a bad mood!
*Don`t fight with me! U WILL NOT WIN!
*DON`T upset me! I`m running out of places to hide the bodies!
*Sheryl then throws water over Dar! I hope u r sobre now! *
*Unleashes a mad mad Troll on Darous & Ringy*
right then who wants some as he sees the mad troll comin' at them and uppercuts it and it falls to the ground.