Hahahahahaha...fools.
I see yah fell for my trap did ye...and as Dar is supposedly bein' tickled he steps out from behind a boulder and ......."By the crimson light of Vishanti let the viel fall"
And suddenly the Darous which is bein' tickled changes and in its place is Stoney.
Hahahahahaha you may think you have me mighty She Hulk....plus yer too small ta be the She Hulk and ya have ta be green, not pink.
Then he goes and climbs the barracades....now this brings back memorys all I need now are some petrol bombs and stands a top the highest tower and fire forth a bevy hellstones.
Da*n there hot

*Stoney adds his own fair touch to the makeover... a nice thick chain that goes around and around and around...*

*Sheryl stuffs water balloons up Ringy`s nose jut b4 she falls and they explode up her nose as she falls into Mount Doom.*

lol, Stony. Got a better idea!

*Sheryl stuffs both types of water balloons up Ringy`s nose. *

My job here is done, until next time...

*Sheryl takes her small wet bum and sits on Ross` head! Then she gives him a wedgie and puts atomic water bombs down hs pants and up his nose! Btw Ross, I don`t wear pants! I`m not a boy!*

*Sheryl slips some lacsitive into Ross` drink, Ross drins it and I think we all now wot`s gonna happen, I don`t really want to say. Then Sheryl adds sum pepper and ants to the can of Mordor Death Fleas down Ross` pants.* MWAHAHAHAHA

U always have an excuse, but little did u realise that we had taken off ur flea collar and ur pants! And little did u realise that I drink anything, so I just kept drinking the water and btw, Norman`s Stony`s pet and he only listens to Stony!

*Sheryl pins Ross on the floor and sticks the hose he was squerting us with up his nose, I hate getting water up my nose!* MWAHAHAHAHA

umm, Ros, u don`t want to be doing that, I don`t exactly have the nicest skin in the world, I`ve got acne...

I can`t believe it, I`ve just confessed and came right out with it! I don`t usually do that, bc alot of ppl then think of me as a different person...

*Sheryl jumps in the shower and scrubs her face, trying to get Ross` tongue germs off of me, then I wash Stony down, then Ross coz he looks as if he needs a good clean. *

lol, I know!That was the whole point!

That's good, it'll go with the bread that's stuffed down there.

*Stoney pours grape jam down Ross's ears to top it all off!*

[Edited on 20/8/2003 by Stonehelm]

I like jam, could you find me some blackcurrent jam please?

Dar wakes up from a heavy session...."how long have I been a sleep...."he sees figures running about and just shoots everyone from a vantage point and lots of nasty things happen eyes poppin' heads exploding and even ingrowin' toenails.

Dar crouches and headbutts the mirrior shattering it..."so much for ya magic mirrior bub" dar then suits up into his max pounder and runs to a near by hill and anchors himself and lets rip with a bevvy of mortars

Ross grabs Stony and puts him into one of Dar's seige mortars and fires him into the atlantic.

Thats because you're no longer in Middle-Earth.

*Stoney shoves Darous down the toilet also and flushes it*

*Sheryl adds salt and pepper, I guess u r Ringy! *

Friend Ringy was drunk again when she "went-a-paving" It is Ross and Darous that are really stuck in cement.

Thats quite an accomplishment, confusing a English 11 year old female and a American bloke, for a usually drunk Irishman and a almost always drunk English bloke!

Well, stranger things have happened Rossy old boy!

*While Aule is day dreaming (AGAIN!) Sheryl stuffs a hose pipe up his nose! That should wake him up! *

Aul’ thanks Ross for the removal of that infernal nostral squirt and then he turns the tap on max.....the pressure is intense and blows Sheryl all the way to Lothl’rien where she will be tormented with elvish culture

Aul’ then summons his army of crossbred badgers and launches an assault on Peredhil, his true nemesis, and pops some popcorn*with a touch of tabasco* and offers his mates some, to have during this ludicrous show where we shall see(and very much hear) the slashing of bone and sinew! Muahahahhahaa

(Actually I can’t describe how evil I get when I am here at this thread....I can only say that there has not been any Dark Lord before me who could compare him/herself in evil and cruelty! therefore I have this little emoticon to describe the true evil of Aul’ Mahal ---> Muahahhahaha)

Sorry to burst your bubble there Sheryl but I cannot be cast down into Mount Doom like a little trinket....for I am [AU]le Mah[AL] and as you can see...I am of both Gold and Aluminum
And btw you are not near me since I do not dwell near those dirty sindar elves the only elves I can stand is the noldor which are more like my children then anyone else so

Aule old boy!! Good to have you back with us!!!

*Stoney pours his famous Orc Hide Glue over Aule and and dumps troll hairs over him*