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*Sheryl throws Aule in with the orcs! *
Thank you Stonehelm....it is great to be back
*Aul’ cries: "Oh no! Orcs! I am sooooo frightened..... NOT!! Come here little orcscum and I’ll ring your filthy little necks! Muahahahha!" and as soon as the orcs runs towards the holy body of the Vala Aul’ they get attacked by an entire legion of his special bred badgers! Muahahahaha He then does as he promised....and rings every orcs neck
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*Aul’ cries: "Oh no! Orcs! I am sooooo frightened..... NOT!! Come here little orcscum and I’ll ring your filthy little necks! Muahahahha!" and as soon as the orcs runs towards the holy body of the Vala Aul’ they get attacked by an entire legion of his special bred badgers! Muahahahaha He then does as he promised....and rings every orcs neck
*ty 4 doin that 4 me Aule, I didn`t want 2 break any nails myself, now u know y I threw u in there... 
*Sheryl hoses Ross down, u look like u could do wit a bit of cooling down Ross...*
*Sheryl hoses Ross down, u look like u could do wit a bit of cooling down Ross...*
Aul’ sends forth another legion of badgers to terminate Stonehelm.......but Aul’ had underestimated the battlefury of Stonehelm and although he was severaly damaged he had killed an entire legion of the badgers.....this makes Aul’ furious and grabs a couple of waterballoons and starts catapulting them at Stonehelm and Sheryl!
*Sheryl hands Stony and herself an umbrella. They both block the bolloons and make their way over to Aule and throw water balloons in his face. *
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*Stonehelm arms his cannon and begins to fire on Aule and all his Badgers*
I'll have to make myself a nice Badger cloak!!
I'll have to make myself a nice Badger cloak!!
*Sheryl throws a party as she has just found out Stony has become a steward! Congratulations hun!*
Steward or no steward....he is gonna die by my hand....Muahahahahhahahaha!!!
Thanks Sheryl!!
Oh right, uh-huh, suuuuuuuuuurrrrreeeeee!! I'm ah shakin in me boots!
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Steward or no steward....he is gonna die by my hand....Muahahahahhahahaha!!!
Steward or no steward....he is gonna die by my hand....Muahahahahhahahaha!!!
Oh right, uh-huh, suuuuuuuuuurrrrreeeeee!! I'm ah shakin in me boots!
Hmm.....shaking in your boots you say?......you better empty them and check for rattlesnakes Stoney I wouldn’t want you to be pushing up the daisy's just because of a little snake
I wouldn’t want you to be pushing up the daisy's just because of a little snakeyour welcome Stony.
*Sheryl throws a water bomb in Aule`s mouth and it explodes and blows him back to his home planet: Uranus!
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*Sheryl throws a water bomb in Aule`s mouth and it explodes and blows him back to his home planet: Uranus!
* Snakes? Umm...no. I put them all in you underwear drawer.
Wait for it, wait for it! Stay on target!
*Sheryl creeps up behind Ross and knocks him out by hitting him on the head with a frying pan and yes Ross, it was definately u! *
*Sheryl, you forgot to clean out the leftover eggs from that pan. Ross has breakfast all over him!!
ignore's blow and eats eggs Stay on target!
ROFL!
*Sheryl goes and wraps herself in her blanket so it keeps her warm, she shoots water bombs from her water canon at Ross, One in the face! YES!!!* Sweet.
*Sheryl goes and wraps herself in her blanket so it keeps her warm, she shoots water bombs from her water canon at Ross, One in the face! YES!!!* Sweet.
Aul’ throws himself in front of Ross and takes the H2Obomb....."Ross! I have one dying wish!.................................Destroy Stonehelms empire! ......... gurgle gurgle gurgle "
*Sheryl goes over to Aule, "NOOOOOOOO!"*
*Sheryl bombs Ross and Ringy on the way and says, "1 down, 2 2 go!" *
*Sheryl bombs Ross and Ringy on the way and says, "1 down, 2 2 go!"
*Fire! *Ross fires the water Photon torpedo's destroying Stony, Sheryl and Tommie's house.
bye bye Ringy, I`ll miss u!
*Throws a water bomb at Ringy for luck! Bye! Throws water bombs at Ross! DIE ROSS DIE!...not literally by the way..."*
*Throws a water bomb at Ringy for luck!
Bye! Throws water bombs at Ross! DIE ROSS DIE!...not literally by the way..."* Hace a good time Ringy!!
*Stoney walks over and grabs Aule "No dying yet for you my friend! Stop playind the dead hero!" Stoney then stuffs badgers up Aule's nose.*
*Stoney shoves Ross down the rubbish chute*
*Stoney walks over and grabs Aule "No dying yet for you my friend! Stop playind the dead hero!" Stoney then stuffs badgers up Aule's nose.*
*Stoney shoves Ross down the rubbish chute*
ROFL!
*Sheryl adds some glue to the badgers so they stay up there... *
*Sheryl adds some glue to the badgers so they stay up there...
*Have fun Nat, pull some hunk floridan bloke, treat him like rubbish all the time you're there and then come back to us all and well destroy these wimps!
Don`t treat him like dirt! That`s not a gd thing to do.
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
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Don`t treat him like dirt! That`s not a gd thing to do.
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
Well, he is on the evil team after all; he has to keep in training. Don`t treat him like dirt! That`s not a gd thing to do.
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
Aul’ comes to and smells the badgers in his nostrils....."What are you little fellas doing? I thought I told you to charge them! NOW!!!"
Then Aul’ unleashes the entire army of 4 000 000 Crouching Badgers Hidden Uruks on Stonehelm!
They spit and drool on him and their saliva’s viskosity is extremely thick so it takes a while to get it off
Then Aul’ unleashes the entire army of 4 000 000 Crouching Badgers Hidden Uruks on Stonehelm!
They spit and drool on him and their saliva’s viskosity is extremely thick so it takes a while to get it off
And don’t you worry Ring....we will keep thriving for complete
and utter domination! Darkness will fall! Muahahahahahahhaa
don’t you worry Ring....we will keep thriving for complete and
utter domination! Darkness will fall! Muahahahahahahhaa *Sheryl lights up the sky a bit more...*
*Stoney skins the badgers and uruks and makes Sheryl a nice cape to wear.*
*Stoney drops Shelob down Aule's pants*
*Stoney drops Shelob down Aule's pants*
ty Stony, but I can`t take it, I don`t like animal skin...
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ty Stony, but I can`t take it, I don`t like animal skin...
What not even chicken skin or pork crackleing?ty Stony, but I can`t take it, I don`t like animal skin...
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Don`t treat him like dirt! That`s not a gd thing to do.
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
Well, he is on the evil team after all; he has to keep in training.
Well most of my ex girlfreinds would say so. Fella had hairy arms, hence the nick name Fella! So wrong, hairy women. Hurrggggghhhhh!!!Don`t treat him like dirt! That`s not a gd thing to do.
ROSS! Don`t encourage her! Would u do that 2 a girl u met?
Well, he is on the evil team after all; he has to keep in training.
*Aul’ throws Ungoliant after Shelob so that she can assisst her descendant!*
Muahhhhaaaaahhahahahahahah.
Ross pulls out his Vulcan water cannon and mows down the drenched Stony and Sheryl.
. Tasha it is then. See Sheryl, Ringy is what you call a sensible person. She realises us men are nothing more than toys and slaves!
Ross pulls out his Vulcan water cannon and mows down the drenched Stony and Sheryl.
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Ross, pulling some floridian bloke - as you put it - was totally on my itinerary!!! lol. Or I was at least going to try to!! ......my own personal love slave for a week!!! Well, that`ll just have to wait for a bit! And by the way.....it`s Tasha. Nat sounds too much like those annoying little bugs - gnats, I think that`s how they`re spelt.
Ok Midge Ross, pulling some floridian bloke - as you put it - was totally on my itinerary!!! lol. Or I was at least going to try to!! ......my own personal love slave for a week!!! Well, that`ll just have to wait for a bit! And by the way.....it`s Tasha. Nat sounds too much like those annoying little bugs - gnats, I think that`s how they`re spelt.
. Tasha it is then. See Sheryl, Ringy is what you call a sensible person. She realises us men are nothing more than toys and slaves! *Stoney sneaks up and drops The Watcher In The Water down the back of Ringy's shirt.*
Speaking of pork crackleings...*Stoney hops onto the back of Smaug and roasts Ross*
Speaking of pork crackleings...*Stoney hops onto the back of Smaug and roasts Ross*
Squeeeallll, weeeeeee!!!
Roasty toasty Rossy!!
*Sheryl grabs Ringy`s beach boy and runs off with him!* Thanx 4 distracting her Stony! 
Thanx 4 distracting her Stony! Ross makes Wolf sounds and eats ElberethGilthoniel.
Ok, Mellie is back. I have not read the back posts yet, so I have no idea what is going on. Are there still teams? Who is on whose team? Just wanted to say hi, and I enjoyed playing in the water fight in the beginning of this thread.
Mellie gets a water hose, hooks it up to a faucet and runs it over to a fountain that just sprays the entire room, making beautiful rainbows and get everyone refreshingly wet, not drenched.. oooohhhh look at the pretty colors of the rainbows.
Mellie gets a water hose, hooks it up to a faucet and runs it over to a fountain that just sprays the entire room, making beautiful rainbows and get everyone refreshingly wet, not drenched.. oooohhhh look at the pretty colors of the rainbows.
Rainbows? How does one destroy Ross's team with rainbows?
*Stoney calls on Ulmo who washes all of the evil team members away.*
*Stoney calls on Ulmo who washes all of the evil team members away.*
lol...
*Sheryl is ill today so she just sits and sprays some water ova her enemies...* hehehe
*Sheryl is ill today so she just sits and sprays some water ova her enemies...* hehehe
Ross takes advantage and flushes Sheryl down the Toilet and subjects Stony to water torture. Ross ties a knot in Mellie's hose, Mwauuhhahahahahahahahaha
*Stoney stuffs Ross down the toilet and flushes it. Then he pours cement down it to keep Ross from coming back up!*
Round the U-bend throught the septic tank and freedom no to the dark tower to plot!
So, all toilet pipes lead to your tower?
Aul’ grabs Stoneys foot and throws him into the Belegaer and he sadly cannot swim
Swim? Who needs to swim?
*Stoney pulls Aule in after him and stands on his back. Surfin' down the Belegaer!*
*Stoney pulls Aule in after him and stands on his back. Surfin' down the Belegaer!*
Aul’ leaves his body as is the power of the Valar, and goes to seek out Ulmo in Ekkaia.....there Ulmo grabs Stoney and pulls him down to the bottom of the ocean....and don’t even try to get loose Stoney because I got Oss’ and Uinen on my side too
*Aule wakes from his dreaming..."What?" he says. Aule finds that he is in a catapult. Aule looks behind him and sees Stoney on the ground. Stoney has his axe in hand...he cuts the release cord...""Bye Aule!!"*
