I can't have both?

Fine: bread.
Construction or destruction?
I just love taking things apart... so deconstruction!
Stockings or tights?
Neither, thank you very much!
Blue or Green?
I bet you look cute in stockings.
Blue - or any shade/tone thereof such as purple, purple, purple or even blue.
Stone, paper or scissors?
Grin.
And I wouldn't know if I looked "cute" in stocking 'cause I sure as heck have never tried any on!
Moles or Rats?
Um... rats. They go farther when you dropkick them.
Jam or jelly?
Jam.
Ice cream or soft ice?
Ice cream.
Turnips or Onions?
Pixies.
Nail file or emery board?
I like it at Sunset. Right when its getting dark but not all the way. Its very romantic

Black or white?
Black.
Unable to make up your mind or making a decision too quickly?
Unable to make up your mind. Somehow that seems safer.
Seas of time with nothing to do or oceans of fear wondering when you are going to finish all that work you have waiting for you?
Seas of time.
Online or Offline?
Cable.
Painting or Sculpting?
Clay.
Striped cat or tabby cat?
Striped cat.
Medium or Large?
Medium.
Jackson or Bakshi?
Jackson
Sauron or Saruman