Thread: How random can you be?
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what would you do if you had magic powers?
Inie, Minie, Miny, Mo...
How high can a flutter-by fly, if a flutter-by could fly by?
Why do we need to wash towels? Aren't we clean enough when we use them?
Why would anyone want to peel a grape
What are you wearing on your feet right now?
I would be full of your dead skin cells...aarrgh
Why would Maydmarion be full of my dead skin cells?
Who would you choose to be your companion, Socrates the intellectually smart? Or Einstein the academically smart? And why?
Why are there so few doctors in the world?
How many nails does it take to build a house?
Yeah this was m two paragraph post in two sentences because it closed on me earlier :P
Would you like a house made up of all nails?
Why would anyone lie on a bed of nails?
Would broken glass or hot coals be a better resting place?
What is the best way of commiting suicide?
Would you like to swim in a pool of jello?
How many pages are in your favorite copy of The Hobbit?
What difference would it make if everyone was a vegetarian?
Why are there so many programmes on TV about familes or people in dispute with each other. We now have Jerry Springer on UK TV - why do people want to carry on like that on TV?????
What if the temperature was uniform all over the Earth?
Well where would we all go on holiday - we wouldn't have to we'd all stay at home coz there would be no difference!!! Plus would we have iceburgs or deserts ??? or desburgs - sorry couldn't resist that!
When on PT the 'Member on-line' at the top states (at the moment 122) who are all these people I only know a handful through their threads - don't the others post??
hopefully this will only post once
There are now 296 @2330 UTC (GMT) and most of our members are readers who have yet to build up their courage to add their two pence worth about some of the tripe we have fun spouting here in the taverns.
I heard today on the radio that there are EU regulatations pertaining to the straightness of bananas, cucumbers, and zuchinni.
Why do we wear helmets when we are skydiving? Is it of any use if the chute doesn't open?
@ LA_86: do you think a helmet would matter if your shute didn't open? I think you would just be dead with a helmet on your head then.
Why is it that when I look for something I always find it in the last place I look?
Why does my school end 18 days later than most schools in the USA?
Why do people have to wear there pants so low, their shirts so short, and show so much skin around their middles?
How does alcohol kill brain cells?
Once I climbed 60 feet up a rock face and couldn't climb back down.
It pickles them, formaldehyde and vinevar can also be used to do this.
But these don't taste as nice as wine
CAAAANNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU HHEEAARRRRRR MMMMEEEEEEEE (stuck up that rock face - where do you get the power for your pc )
Why is it that on the earliest threads the date is the same 1st January 1970???
Well, when they decided to give the old posts a date, it was also decided they should all carry the same date for purposes of clearness and the first convenient date found was January 1, 1970.
Am I the only one who sometimes hears voices in their head?
Why do clouds absorb light when they have too much water? (Rain clouds are black you know!)
Why is it when you paint your nails and are waiting for them to dry you get an itch, the same with mascara, why do you also sneeze just after you've put it on ending with panda eyes!
Oh to be a woman - very high maintenance
Why is jumping so fun?
Why when eating ice cream it goes straight to your head giving you an ice cream headache
Why is the snowman so evil?
Why will reformatting the new Iomega Hard Drive erase all existing data on the drive?
What am I talking about?
Take half an orange and swallow slowly.
Who has a cat called "the Lord"?
Why does the Earth rotate?
Why do we wish for the days to hurry by when we are young, then wonder where all the time went as we sit in our old age?
Do people really die, or is there some strange form of reincarnation when ex-presidents become newborn cows, and dead policemen are now police dogs?
(one of best friends asked me this the other day, and I couldn't think of anything else right now....)
how many stars are there in the Universe?and does the Universe have an end?
If something is "the Ultimate ______" what happens to it if something better comes along?
How high the Moon?
What does your nose smell like?
(DUDE! 666 posts! W00t! Freaky!)
Why are banks so popular?
Can you rub your tummy and pat you head at the same time (not with the same hand of course
where do all my pens go?