Thread: How random can you be?
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Why are some things illegal?
If you were the first on to know the world was going to end...who would you tell first?
What do you do if your dog has been sprayed by a skunk?
If the person you loved most of all in this world jumped off a bridge, would you jump after them?
How can one catch a hamster running loose in the house?
Would you still be able to chew if your teeth were made of cheese?
Why don't giraffes require neck ties?
How many onions does it take to 'Cry me a River'?
Why do people cry when watching movies?
Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the crying lot.
If you were trying to fail... and succeed in doing so....what have you done?
Why are cup costers called "costers?"
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why are there no clouds in the sky outside my window today: like today we've got one of those "The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle" skies as I look east across the pond toward Seattle.
Why do people like to "jump around and actlike a chicken".
How far can pigs fly?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Why can't water crawl uphill?
why did the duck want a drink?
How many corners are there on a cube?
if i see what you say is red as what you say is green for my whole life, then would i say red to youre green
Why does chicken little say the sky is falling?
If one clicks on one of the "Free Smileys!" ads, does this result in a doubling of one's SPAM?
Why do we continually get mail from credit card companies, even though they've been sending it for years and we've never responded?
Is the sky really high or is it just the reflection of the ocean by a huge mirror that envelopes the Earth?
why do people yell stop theif instead of that persons a theif, becausee the thief wont listen to stop thief.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Have you ever been dared to get drunk?
Do you use Tobasco Sauce on your food?
What color are your shoes?
Why do some things stick?
[This post has been edited because I sleep too little and type too fast.]
Why is it always the computer's fault?
Would you rather have unlimited knowledge or money?
How wet is too wet to go fishing?
how thick is the thin line between genius and insanity and have you crossed it??
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Why do people want to be famous?
Does the light go out in the refrigerator when you close the door?
WARNING: Please don't climb in the refrigerater to check this, you might get locked in and die!! Instead, just very slowly crack open the door all the while watching the crack to see if the light comes back on.
But, why are peanut jars always sealed so tight?
Does your peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth; does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night; do your ears hang low? If so, you probably need a slice of Be-bop-a-re-bop-a Rhubarb Pie.
Why are sponges called "sponges?"
Why do we die?
Why are we born?
That really belonged with my surrealist question, but it's more random here.
Why are we shorn?
Would you like fries with that?
Why is jelly also called 'jam'?
How do they fit those ships into those bottles?