Because all that hard work and studying leaves you no time to socialize!!
Why is Account spelt with two c's?
Thread: How random can you be?
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HobbitHomie05
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 13th May 2004 (12:21pm)
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 13th May 2004 (12:21pm)
Because the person who made up the word was stupid, and their name was CeeCee, or soemthing...
What is your perfect man (or woman) like?
What is your perfect man (or woman) like?
Well, for a start he doesn't exist.....
What was the last thing given to you as a present?
What was the last thing given to you as a present?
I don't remember...might have been a gift card I got for Christmas.
What kind of car do you drive?
What kind of car do you drive?
Ford Focus stationwagon. It's my paretns car, cuz i can't afford one of my own at the moment!!
Why do we look everywhere for the tv remote for ten minutes, when we could just turn the channel on the tv itself, and after the show is finished, then look for the remote?
Why do we look everywhere for the tv remote for ten minutes, when we could just turn the channel on the tv itself, and after the show is finished, then look for the remote?
HobbitHomie05
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 13th May 2004 (10:50pm)
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Thursday 13th May 2004 (10:50pm)
Because there is something on after the show that is even better!! Like maybe it's the simpsons!! Waahoo!!
Why do we have to disect frogs in science, can't we just look at pictures (no to get the full learning experiance you have to have guts squirting in your face!)?
Why do we have to disect frogs in science, can't we just look at pictures (no to get the full learning experiance you have to have guts squirting in your face!)?
You have to smell the frog's insides, young grasshopper, and see what he has ate, err, eaten.
What is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?
(When I was a baby, I ate a can of live worms.)
What is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?
(When I was a baby, I ate a can of live worms.)
Hmmmm......pig's feet?? (soooo good). Maybe snails......my dad and my grandmother used to eat pickled cow tongues. Eww. I couldn't even try it. 
Why do we say one thing, when we really mean the other?
Why do we say one thing, when we really mean the other?
Because the one thing is easier to say. And because people can never make up their minds anyway.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Lost in the endless, empty stretch of nowhere that is.... my mind!
Where are YOU?
Where are YOU?
between here and there
Is a bottomless pit really bottomless?
Is a bottomless pit really bottomless?
No.
How far can you stick your arm down the toilet?
How far can you stick your arm down the toilet?
HobbitHomie05
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Sunday 16th May 2004 (01:23am)
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Sunday 16th May 2004 (01:23am)
for as long as your arm is
Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the re-make that is)?
Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the re-make that is)?
No
how much counting does it take to make a chickens lung explode(with no other factors involved)
how much counting does it take to make a chickens lung explode(with no other factors involved)
How much counting does it take to make a chicken's lung explode??? 
I haven't a clue dude, sorry.
Why didn't Belgium win the Eurovision song contest?
I haven't a clue dude, sorry.
Why didn't Belgium win the Eurovision song contest?
Because I was not listening.
Where are those pizza boxes that are never used?
Where are those pizza boxes that are never used?
In a cave, far underground, called the Old Pizza Palace!
What color shoes am I wearing?
Hint: Just guess
'nother hint: they match my feet...
What color shoes am I wearing?
Hint: Just guess
'nother hint: they match my feet...
transparent???
Is a gnom really a creature of the woods or of the open plains?
Is a gnom really a creature of the woods or of the open plains?
He is a creature of wherever he so chooses.
(I'm not wearing shoes!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(I'm not wearing shoes!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a discount at the mal.
what am I wearing on my feet?
hint-its something smelly
hint 2- and its not a dead chicken
(P.S. Icefangs dont forget to reply the RPG threads)
what am I wearing on my feet?
hint-its something smelly
hint 2- and its not a dead chicken
(P.S. Icefangs dont forget to reply the RPG threads)
Dirt.
Do you like cheetos?
(P.S. Etharion, I did, I already replied today.)
Do you like cheetos?
(P.S. Etharion, I did, I already replied today.)
They're ok.
If a giant blog of melted cheese fell on your car, what would you do?
If a giant blog of melted cheese fell on your car, what would you do?
Make toast quickly!
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, the end or near the top?
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, the end or near the top?
In the middle.
Do you like cold pizza?
Do you like cold pizza?
love it but day old pizza that has been in the fridge and then microwaved is better
do you like simulation games?
do you like simulation games?
I dont know
could i get my hands on the deed to Iceland somehow?
could i get my hands on the deed to Iceland somehow?
Tried that. Didn't work. Easier to get Colorado. 
How many pancakes does it take to fill up the mediteranian sea?
How many pancakes does it take to fill up the mediteranian sea?
Oh, about 36 950 856 203 504 647 789 258 120 378 965 002. It's only a rough estimate though. 
How many days would you need to swim across the Atlantic from Scotland to New York?
How many days would you need to swim across the Atlantic from Scotland to New York?
One, if I could swim fast enough, however, seeing as how I ate those pankakes for breakfast, and they were sinkers rather than floaters, I no longer am able to even make it past the Scottish low tide line.
Can you touch your elbow together behind your back?
Can you touch your elbow together behind your back?
Sorry, Grondy, few inches too short. Colorado, CC?! Don't even think of trying to grab the deed with me planted here!!! 
Can you keep a hula hoop going while walking ?
Colorado, CC?! Don't even think of trying to grab the deed with me planted here!!! Can you keep a hula hoop going while walking ?
Kinda... but I can barely keep a hula-hoop going while standing still!! 
ok... my question...
Theoretically, isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
ok... my question...
Theoretically, isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Theoretically, yes, though I had never thought about it that way. But practically it turned out to be a nice place to have some fun with your friends, providing you don't stay too long.
Can you write with both hands?
Can you write with both hands?
Yes, although slower with the left. My handwriting is unreadable regardless of wich hand I use, but in theory it is a nice ability!
Vindea: Don't you know the Earth is a lab run by mice? Read the book! Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Ok, it's not one, more like 5 1/2, but who's counting anyway.
Why don't I come up with a good question?
Vindea: Don't you know the Earth is a lab run by mice? Read the book! Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Ok, it's not one, more like 5 1/2, but who's counting anyway.
Why don't I come up with a good question?
On account of your having drank too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Tis a long journey...
We, as individuals, may or may not get there before the end - but as long as we strive to find our destination, nobody can ask more!
Grondy - I have no clue, that was a pretty rubbish answer on my part - I do apologise!
Excellent question - Unless of course you are sitting on a train as you type!?!?
In which case:
Yes dear, nearly.... Please stop asking every 2 minutes!
Ooops... I need to leave a question don't I !!?
Ok...
Why did they change 'Marathon' to 'Snickers' & why the change from 'Opal Fruits' to 'Starburst' ???
(Apologies to any of my international friends who may not have the above products available to them.... Just answer as you would if you can think of any sweet or foodstuff that has had a name change in recent times for no apparent reason & makes no sense!!)
We, as individuals, may or may not get there before the end - but as long as we strive to find our destination, nobody can ask more!
Grondy - I have no clue, that was a pretty rubbish answer on my part - I do apologise!
Excellent question - Unless of course you are sitting on a train as you type!?!?
In which case:Yes dear, nearly.... Please stop asking every 2 minutes!
Ooops... I need to leave a question don't I !!?
Ok...
Why did they change 'Marathon' to 'Snickers' & why the change from 'Opal Fruits' to 'Starburst' ???
(Apologies to any of my international friends who may not have the above products available to them.... Just answer as you would if you can think of any sweet or foodstuff that has had a name change in recent times for no apparent reason & makes no sense!!)
Because they felt like it? You just said it makes no sense, so I don't see how I should know why...
Ehm...
How are you today?
Ehm...
How are you today?
I am very fine, thank you! But only because today was my last day as an eighth grader! YAAAAaaaaaay!!!!!
What planet do you live on?
What planet do you live on?
HobbitHomie05
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 24th May 2004 (11:03pm)
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 24th May 2004 (11:03pm)
I'm so great todAY!!!!!!! Because for some weird reason i loe Mike Vogel even more then before!!! WEIRD I KNOW!!! thanks for asking!
How are you this fine day?
How are you this fine day?
Dude! We posted at the exact same time! That's so cool!
Woops, one liner, I forgot, well, now it's two!
Woops, one liner, I forgot, well, now it's two!
im fine
who would win in a fight gollum or cher?
who would win in a fight gollum or cher?
Gollum.
What is your credic card numb......*Ahem* .....What are you reading now?
What is your credic card numb......*Ahem* .....What are you reading now?
Nothing, I'm waiting for my dad to finish the Icewind Dale trilogy, so I can read it. But, right now, I'm reading my email, and I have none!
Would you name a teeny, tiny little dog (chaweenie) Maximus?
Would you name a teeny, tiny little dog (chaweenie) Maximus?
Yes! If only to see the looks on other people's faces. 
I know a guy who owns a little Jack Russell named Brutus. It's fun!
Are you afraid of mice?
I know a guy who owns a little Jack Russell named Brutus. It's fun! Are you afraid of mice?
no
do squirrels eat soup?
do squirrels eat soup?
Not the soup i eat. Me and my Redneck family. Squirells are gourmet food to us.lol
Are wierd noises no the coolest things ever?
Are wierd noises no the coolest things ever?
what do you meen by "weird noises"
i have a redneck family to
why do they call it bacon,you dont bake it you fry it!
I stole that question from Third Rock from the Sun, which I haven't watched in years now.
i have a redneck family to
why do they call it bacon,you dont bake it you fry it!
I stole that question from Third Rock from the Sun, which I haven't watched in years now.
The word 'bacon' did not come about because of the 'baking' - you are correct. It actually came about when someone under-cooked the first ever 'rasher' ....
" Hey, Bob!! Put it 'back-on!" ... Back-on ... The civilisation had not got k in their alphabet so it was "Bac-on"
Hence the word 'Bacon' !!
There, hope that clears it all up! (Bit crap - apologies, next time ask someone else & you may get a more intelligent answer! )
Q: What is the average number of spots on a ladybird?
" Hey, Bob!! Put it 'back-on!" ... Back-on ... The civilisation had not got k in their alphabet so it was "Bac-on"
Hence the word 'Bacon' !!
There, hope that clears it all up! (Bit crap - apologies, next time ask someone else & you may get a more intelligent answer!
)Q: What is the average number of spots on a ladybird?
I'd have to say SIX
but i'm probably wrong...*sighs*
Why are sperm whales called "sperm" whales, and if there exists a colleration between name and substance, then whose stoopid idea was it to call em that?
but i'm probably wrong...*sighs*
Why are sperm whales called "sperm" whales, and if there exists a colleration between name and substance, then whose stoopid idea was it to call em that?
I'm sure there's no connection at all. (easy answer )
Where would we live if we couldn't live on earth anymore?
)Where would we live if we couldn't live on earth anymore?
Mars, maybe?
How hot does the cheese on pizza get if it is burned with lave from Mt. Doom?
How hot does the cheese on pizza get if it is burned with lave from Mt. Doom?
