The largest ones possible since I would like to buy something out of them too.

Why do cats purr?

Just to the left of the main University gate.

What if the Moon shone of its own accord?

Because the aliens are planning a fly-over tonight during which they will spurt out some chemical that will make your skin and organs translucent so that they can do non invasive studies on how humans work; what they don't know, is that with translucent skin our internal organs are susceptible to sunburn.

Why is there always a power cut just after you set the clock on your VCR?

So that you can't catch up with the times.

Was music invented or discovered?

No, I didn't.

Why is split personality a disease?

Well, I've climbed all the way to the top of a cherry tree, higher than the roof my friend's house.
Have you ever seen a sting ray in the wild?

Because they are growing in the wrong place, often to the detriment of the indigemous or cultivated plants. Some weeds are called noxious, because their rate of growth is so rapid that they grow everywhere and can take over from everything, when not controlled. Kudzu in the Southeastern United States and to a lesser extent, Morning-glory in my home state of Washington.

Why do two or more people see different things in the same cloud formation?

Because it would just be weird if a crow meowed and a cat crowed.
If you question was hitting at the fact that the crow is a kind of onomatopoeia. Then the answer would include that word "crow" has a long vowel sound, while the word "cat" has a very sort vowel sound. The only animal sound that I can think of that doesn't have the rule of the long vowel sound is the ribbit.
Perhaps we should rename cats to be meows. And frogs to be ribbits...but then people would get them confused with rabbits. So rabbits would have to be renamed....

But what sound do rabbits make?

They thrive on radiation, converting it to useable energy and those little paper parrasols one often finds in their fancy drinks.

Why is it when I ask them to come here and do that, they go someplace else and do something other?

becaue most plans arent thought of that well

Would the world be a happier place if every postman wore a clown outfit???

If you add three toothpicks to a pocket full of rye, what do you get?

i suppose that people are wary of things that they cannot see, and when you are in the dark, you cannot see, except not that many people have the fear of God in them???

Why did the leaders of the Gloucester Cathedral give permission to film Harry Potter (the dude who practices witchcraft and wizardry) inside the Cathedral???

Well, once upon a time when the world was much younger, there was this animal breeder named Grandpa Euclid. He developed the breed of animals called goats that has come down to us even unto this day. In honor of him all males of the species were called euclid-goats. Now a few decades later, his grandson became the world renowned mathematical theorist who became the Father of Geometry. One day while he was visiting his grandfather, one of these male goats, who everyone knows are want to eat anything, got loose and gobbled up all of Euclid's triangles, rectangles, trapazoids, rhomboids, squares, parallelograms, and circles. When Euclid noticed this he shouted, "OH BILLY-HELL!!!" and from that day to this all male goats have been called billy goats. Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking with it!

Now tell me, did you like my story or should I have stood in bed?

Balderdash is derived from the Greek words balderi which means bald and daccio which means to dash. The word first came about during the first Olympic Games in Athens: a spectator was watching the 100m dash when a gust of wind blew off his wig, in an adrendaline rush of embarrassment, he ran after the wig and beat the athletes to the finish line.
Piffle is a word that was secretly added to Webster's dictionary for the sole purpose of using it in a certain boardgame which was running out of real words. It therefore, doesn't have a real meaning.

Grondy, I loved your story, if it's any consolation. "BILLY-HELL!"

We need a goat icon...

Why is there a tooth mouse and a tooth fairy - surely there should only be one; and which one came first?

Because 'He Who Must Not Be Named' never comes to the USA and Harry, being a law abiding citizen living in England, doesn't have access to handguns’automatics store their bullets in a clip and revolvers store them in a revolving cylinder and I wish mystery book and screen writers knew the difference’and long-guns (rifles and shotguns) need be registered. Thus Harry, being underage can't get there from here without violating a muggle law.

Besides that, Snape will do that deed: After protecting Draco's life as he promised to Mrs. M.; Snape will do in the Dark Lord slipping him a particularly putrid poisoned potion in recompense for causing Snape to violate Dumbledore's trust; thus saving Harry's life for the final time. However, in remorse for doing in his old boss Dumbledy-Door, Snape will then take a pull at his potent poison potion and join his nemisises James and Sirius, who will then be in Snape's debt, so he believes, for saving Harry from spending the rest of his life in prison for murder. Ron will marry Hermoine; Harry will marry Ginny; Hagrid will marry Madame Maxime; the reformed Droco will marry Lovely Luna; and the final chapter of the final book will end with Mom and Pop Weasley inheriting the Earth.

So how do you think book seven will end?

Huh???

okay here goes ill try (and guys, ive never read a harry potter book in my life and the info that i do know is from friends telling me, so correct me if this has already happened )

The seventh will start with an advance in years when HP has become Hogwarts headmaster and then go back to the build up to it, the blonde dude (cant remember his name) will side with the evil wizard man who keeps trying to kill HP and his crazy friends and they will try to kill them once again, but because the blonde dude and the evil wizard man have teamed up and HP and his crazy friends cant defeat them, then suddenly........ HP's parents rush to the scene and they are not dead, they are alive, you see it was all a cover up they dissapeared as the evil wizard dude used the wrong spell to kill them and it sent them to a virtual world and they have been fighting for what seemed like lifetimes to get free of this virtual world, and they kill the blonde dude and the evil wizard man and live happily ever after, oh and HP saves the girls life (the girl hes always with) and they get married and she becomes a powerful witch lady and they have lotsa Harry Potter kids with scars on thier head and all their names ryhme with Harry eg. Barry, Gary, Larry..........

The End

Did you laugh at my story???

meh........ i like my version

you need to post a question..........

If somebody i thought dead would get alive,i'd probably petrify from my fear and faint! After that,I will want to know how, when or why he/she came alive and i would write a book with everything i heard about it.Now time for my questionsuppose your ship shinks in a very remote island and you can choose 3 thinks to have with you ecxept for a boat!Which would they be?

The boxed set of The Hobbit and LotR; an endless diversified supply of healthy food and drink; and a large insect repellent tent with a fly (for sleeping and shade).

However, in this modern day and age a satellite radio-telephone, a global positioning device, and fresh batteries for both.

Can you stand on your hands without crouching?

dunno...but there are strange people in the world. (inoe this is random but i just want to say the sunset is real pretty right now.)

can you look at a random object and make a whole story out of it?

lol. good question. it definatly seems so. (grr...)



Is a dream just a twisted form of reality?

I didn't see any, on those pages so either someone cleaned them up or one of us is mistaken. Give me the poster's name and date of the errant post.

Tim Berners-Lee probably invented the World Wide Web and HTML.

What is randomness anyway?

Most monkeys have tails, but they don't have access to ATM cards. Oook!!!

Now then: What, in your opinion (apart from thumbs) separates us from chimpanzees

Okay, so it wasn't very random, but I did add a twist.

Wow! what do i not like about lotr?? I love everything about it. The story is so rich and beautiful and full of meaning and depth, as well as the characters and the descriptive style of writing. It feels so real to me, yet fantastical and surreal at the same time.

Mostly, I think I love how it makes you feel like you're a part of the story, a part of middle earth (I can picture myself being there) - and just about anyone can relate to it in some way (If they give it a chance).

Which character in lotr do you relate to best and why?