Because they aren't!!!
Why are lions yellow?
Thread: How random can you be?
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Because they are afraid the bunny rabbits will eat them.
Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
it depends on how hard u hit ur head on the magical tree of foolishness and comedy
if some1 lights me on fire while playing go fish will i fall asleep from boredom before i burn to death
if some1 lights me on fire while playing go fish will i fall asleep from boredom before i burn to death
Hi everyone!!! LOOK AT MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::opens a shoe box::
A string!
::looks for a violin::
::opens a shoe box::
A string!
::looks for a violin::
here's one:if a tree falls...no,no,no.How about:why in the holy world do men have nipples?(can I say that?)Sorry if that isn't family-friendly.
Ummmmm............uh........I refuse to answer that! Hee heee hee
If ppl are so nice then why do they cuss?
If ppl are so nice then why do they cuss?
Because.
Why is water wet?
Why is water wet?
because Fish cant breathe dry stuff
would a nuclear winter be cancelled out by global warming?
would a nuclear winter be cancelled out by global warming?
Right now I'm about as random as paint drying
Ok, the idea of this thread is that you answer the random question posted last and then post a new random question of your own. 
I'll just start a new question then...
Why can't people fly?
I'll just start a new question then...
Why can't people fly?
Because it would make birds mad!
Why do trees grow up?
Why do trees grow up?
maybe because they don't like the underground.
Are there more fools or more sensible ppl in the world?
Are there more fools or more sensible ppl in the world?
Fools!
How does everyone like my avatar!? Hee hee hee
How does everyone like my avatar!? Hee hee hee
fer all i know
(why did you skip my question)
who is more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him?
Edited as well! The world will fall to my felling!
(why did you skip my question)
who is more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him?
Edited as well! The world will fall to my felling!
That would be the fool that follows....
Why am I tired at the moment?
Why am I tired at the moment?
Maybe because Monday has that effect on people.
When walking in the rain do you find that your hair seems greasier then if you hadn't washed it in days?
When walking in the rain do you find that your hair seems greasier then if you hadn't washed it in days?
Yeah, it's called pollution.
Why is it that no matter how many times I check, the last pan of cookies always burn?
Why is it that no matter how many times I check, the last pan of cookies always burn?
cause it always does...
Why do a bone growin' in the same place on each foot, which other folks dont have?
Why do a bone growin' in the same place on each foot, which other folks dont have?
Errmm... Because you're you? 
Why do the good always die young?
Why do the good always die young?
cause the word will be inherited by scum.
Why is an orange orange?
Why is an orange orange?
Because it has to be!
Why is a light bulb hot?
Why is a light bulb hot?
Well, if it wasn't, how else cld it attract so many moths to it? They all go for hot stuff.
Why is the Earth not flat?
Why is the Earth not flat?
Cause God finaly found his puncture repear kit. Ha, that was kinda easy!
How long does a beard have to be before you can lose a badger in it?
How long does a beard have to be before you can lose a badger in it?
depends on the size of the badger
how big is the badger
how big is the badger
Hey Ive got a question!
How many times can you say hello to your toes around somebody else? Try!
How many times can you say hello to your toes around somebody else? Try!
I can't try that again,the nice men in the white coats will come for me(but it's so fun to see people's faces!) So here's a random one.What do I have in my pocket?(cheers,Bilbo!)
you have atoms of a mattter, either solid, liquid or gas, arranged in a molecular structure, forming an object, liquid or gas. If an object, then you're not insane, but it usually depends on the object. If liquid, then you're stupid, you can't keep a liquid in your pocket, and if gas, then that's okay, it could be air.
Why are we all obssessed with Tolkien's stuff?
Why are we all obssessed with Tolkien's stuff?
coz its good!
What if the grass was red? What wld have happened?
What if the grass was red? What wld have happened?
We'd be living on Mars the Red Planet - The Red Weed!
"the chances of anyithng coming from Mars is a million to one they say"
What would happen to humanity if is was discovered that, without any room for doubt - that we were indeed
"ALIENS"!
*alien smiley*
"the chances of anyithng coming from Mars is a million to one they say"
What would happen to humanity if is was discovered that, without any room for doubt - that we were indeed
"ALIENS"!
*alien smiley*
War of The Worlds - Moody Blues. The Late Great Richard Burton's voice.
Anyway, some of us have already discovered we are aliens.
Is black a colour?
Anyway, some of us have already discovered we are aliens.
Is black a colour?
Evidently you have Vee, just checking out your avatar and i'm convinced of it! You dont swallow rats do ya?
No, its the absence of light - at least scientifically defined it is(think Black Hole), but in aesthetic terms, uhm yes it is a colour.
hmmm...why do NUTS cause life-threatening reactions in "weak" people?
hehe
No, its the absence of light - at least scientifically defined it is(think Black Hole), but in aesthetic terms, uhm yes it is a colour.
hmmm...why do NUTS cause life-threatening reactions in "weak" people?
hehe
Because most people feel threatened by things they can't understand. 
Since no-one answered this one, I'll go for it: smaller than the beard, but bigger than a mouse (otherwise it wouldn't be a badger, would it?)
My question to you folks: why do we need idiots?
Quote:
how big is the badger
how big is the badger
Since no-one answered this one, I'll go for it: smaller than the beard, but bigger than a mouse (otherwise it wouldn't be a badger, would it?)
My question to you folks: why do we need idiots?
To answer the questions posed at this thread.
What if the chicken hadn't crossed the road?
What if the chicken hadn't crossed the road?
thanks fer answering that tommie
if the chicken hadnt crossed the road there would be fewer possum carcasses,because the stupid marsupials would know it cant be done
why did someone post the same question as one of my previous questions (whats in my pocket,ill admit tHough that whoever posted that must be a genius like diw or a lunatic like me or most other people on this site)
if the chicken hadnt crossed the road there would be fewer possum carcasses,because the stupid marsupials would know it cant be done
why did someone post the same question as one of my previous questions (whats in my pocket,ill admit tHough that whoever posted that must be a genius like diw or a lunatic like me or most other people on this site)
Quote:
diw!?
I wrote that and I don't know what it means!diw!?
You're welcome! 
Because whoever posted it must have missed your post with the same question.
Why are there no penguins on the North pole?
Because whoever posted it must have missed your post with the same question.
Why are there no penguins on the North pole?
Because the polar bears ate them all.
Where does the white in sugar go when you mix it with a liquid?
Where does the white in sugar go when you mix it with a liquid?
It goes outside because it's scared of the liquid.
Why do kids always ask "why"-questions, never "when"- or "how"-questions?
Why do kids always ask "why"-questions, never "when"- or "how"-questions?
Becaues 'why' is better!
What happens when you flush your arm down the toilet?
What happens when you flush your arm down the toilet?
You get disarmed!
Why do we sleep?
Why do we sleep?
because the aliens decided to lace are water with a toxin to make us sleep to allow them an open time to send their abduction cadillacs down from Neptune without being noticed,did no 1 else know that?
why did the aliens abduct John Wayne and Elvis when they believe Elvis is one of our dietys but they think John Wayne is just a leader in our anti-alien military,of course after his abduction that program fell apart so were all doomed to be studied in Neptune holding facilities,or killed in the invasion.(unless some1 helps me outfit Camaros which are better than cadillacs to combat them)
why did the aliens abduct John Wayne and Elvis when they believe Elvis is one of our dietys but they think John Wayne is just a leader in our anti-alien military,of course after his abduction that program fell apart so were all doomed to be studied in Neptune holding facilities,or killed in the invasion.(unless some1 helps me outfit Camaros which are better than cadillacs to combat them)
They were crazy!
If rose had the odour of a sweating horse, wat wld have happened?
If rose had the odour of a sweating horse, wat wld have happened?
then horse-fart will smell like roses and people will carry horses(suffering from indigestion) to propose
Where is Elvis if he's not dead?
Living off weadings in Las Vegas.
What color does a smurf turn when you strangle him?
What color does a smurf turn when you strangle him?
Why, purple of course! With a hint of red. 
Why do cats always hide in impossible places?
Why do cats always hide in impossible places?
THEYRE WITH THE ALIENS! ELVIS AND HIS CADILLAXC ARE ON Neptune in the 97th holding faciulity next to John Wayne and my friend Steven, but if he has escaped somehow without my noing,then CC is right
why wont i shut-up about the aliens
why wont i shut-up about the aliens
Maybe they've put some kind of device in your mind that makes you talk about them, that way they're own to mankind through you and you can help them in their evil plot to take of the world! Bwahaha!
Or maybe you yourself are an alien
How is it that birds can sing with no song?
Or maybe you yourself are an alien
How is it that birds can sing with no song?
Becaues they have beaks!
What would happen if you ate an entire anthill?
What would happen if you ate an entire anthill?
You'd have butterflies in your stomach! he hee
Why is there lipstick?
Why is there lipstick?
To help people "make-up" their minds.
What if the sky wasn't so high?
What if the sky wasn't so high?
