Well, how high is the sky really? Where does it start and where does it end? If we count all the stars to the sky, the sky is 13 billion light-years high (and thick!), and the real question would be:
Why is the earth so small?
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Because the sun is so big.
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do fools fall in love?
Because they don't look wher they are going.
Do you need to puree a camel to get it through the eye of a needle?
Do you need to puree a camel to get it through the eye of a needle?
What is wisdom? Human nature? Learning? What is this sorld mad of?? Why are there so many bees to a hive? Why do people want more than they need???
(common philosopher questions)
(common philosopher questions)
"PIE is the answer to all,"im gonna have u fondu-a-fied fer gettin that stuck in my head,and ya no who u r!
why do i quote people that ive never met
why do i quote people that ive never met
Because they said interesting things.
Why does it seem like everyone is leaving PT all of a sudden?
(since nobody seems to like the above question I'll post a new one)
Why are bananas yellow?
Why does it seem like everyone is leaving PT all of a sudden?
(since nobody seems to like the above question I'll post a new one)
Why are bananas yellow?
it seems like every1 is leaving pt all the sudden because this is a time of year when people become busy,and i havnt been on in a week and places always seem less crowded quiter and more pleasant when i aint there,and bananas are yellow because well they have do be or else ummmmmmmm the polar bears will all die from radiation because weeeeeeeell ummmmmm yellow absords radiation?
why do people have problems with me speaking sentences by mixing 5 different languages?
why do people have problems with me speaking sentences by mixing 5 different languages?
Because we can`t understand you and it`s too confusing for our little brains...well, my little brain hehe 
Why is it that parents always fight?
Why is it that parents always fight?
They don't! Oh wait, they do! But then again, they don't. Maybe it's because they can't seem to make up their minds.
Why do people smoke?
Why do people smoke?
Pardon my frankness, but... they are stupid!
(Those that start smoking today, that is.)
How come your body temperature rises when you catch a cold? Also I want to say, I'm very much in favour of a catch-and-release system on this.
(Those that start smoking today, that is.)
How come your body temperature rises when you catch a cold? Also I want to say, I'm very much in favour of a catch-and-release system on this.
Hmmmmmmm..........I don't know.
How old would I be if I was born in a leap year?
How old would I be if I was born in a leap year?
That woud depend on what leap day you were born on!
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
It certainly wasn't me!
Why do we need computers?
Why do we need computers?
~We dont~ As a species we're a congenitally lazy race, so we've invented/created means by which to make our lives "easier", "more efficient" and "emptier".
This damn computer will NEVER have my SOUL!!!
If Space and Time are infinite, why arent the depth of my pockets also?
This damn computer will NEVER have my SOUL!!!
If Space and Time are infinite, why arent the depth of my pockets also?
Because you would really lose your keys!
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
because i can talk about Tolkien without some one insultin me forcing me to create tears of pain in their eyes "magically"
why do we insult people juist because their a little different than us (i insult every1 equally,i dont no about any of u so im just referring 2 humans in general as far as i no ur good people)
why do we insult people juist because their a little different than us (i insult every1 equally,i dont no about any of u so im just referring 2 humans in general as far as i no ur good people)
Because we are right.
Why are potato chips thin?
Why are potato chips thin?
Because if they were thick, then they'd need loads of potatoes for one chip, and some people ACTUALLY feel sorry for the Wogs getting the taters.
What does Wogs mean?
What does Wogs mean?
When I was a kid Wogs stood for 'workers on government service' and referred to immigrants in a not very nice way. I believe it was taken from 'gollywog' (no idea how that came about) which was the name of a soft toy representing a negro. Not very politically correct now.
Do cameras ever lie?
Do cameras ever lie?
.....no, not that I know of anyway
Do you think that Tolkien would have approved of the movies if he were alive today?
Do you think that Tolkien would have approved of the movies if he were alive today?
Lord Alric you need help!!!!!!!!!! But don't we all!?
Oh sorry what was the question?
Did I miss something?
Is there a war going on?
Why is the moon sometimes red or orange, or yellow? Why not purple or green, or maybe neon pink?!?!
Oh sorry what was the question?
Did I miss something?
Is there a war going on?
Why is the moon sometimes red or orange, or yellow? Why not purple or green, or maybe neon pink?!?!
Because it would confuse our eyes. Imagine living in a world where the sun and the moon constantly change colour! It would hurt your eyes!!! 
If if was when and when was if, would we still talk about ifs and whens?
If if was when and when was if, would we still talk about ifs and whens?
Has anyone else been clues into the Smurf invation? They are comming, you know.
smurf invasion? let the blue munchkins! come viva la victis smurf!
and well if and when well........a tolls a toll and rolls aroll and if we dont get no tolls we dont get no rolls(i dont like that movie at all!)
why do i hate that movie but memorized Monty Python Holy Grail in a day after watching it thrice?
I love that movie now, which is four years after this original post. I don't like pre-, post-, or pubescent me at all!
and well if and when well........a tolls a toll and rolls aroll and if we dont get no tolls we dont get no rolls(i dont like that movie at all!)
why do i hate that movie but memorized Monty Python Holy Grail in a day after watching it thrice?
I love that movie now, which is four years after this original post. I don't like pre-, post-, or pubescent me at all!
I don't know why you hate *that* movie because I haven't a clue what movie you are talking about, but I can tell you why you love Monty Python's Holy Grail: because it's dead funny!
Why are smurfs so popular around here?
Why are smurfs so popular around here?
Because they're evil little vixons bent on taking over the world! They may look adorable, but if you get within reaching distance, they're like that evil little bunnie rabbit in Monty Python's Holy Grail. Pure unfiltered evil!
Ok, new question then:
How can Miss Piggy have blonde hair if she's a pig?
Because it isn't her own hair, it's a wig!
Why is PT so much fun?
Why is PT so much fun?
Because we are here!
Why is there so much dust under the bed?
Why is there so much dust under the bed?
Because it is afraid to go inside the bed, where you would immediately clean it off. It knows that as long as it stays under the bed, it's quite safe. 
Why do we always cling to the impossible? Hope what we shouldn't hope for?
Why do we always cling to the impossible? Hope what we shouldn't hope for?
Because they as sure a heck are better than reality!
Why do you sneeze?
Why do you sneeze?
Because I told you to.
Why does my mum insult my shweet, shweet, shpeckledy wabbit? Hish name ish Shpeckles
Why does my mum insult my shweet, shweet, shpeckledy wabbit? Hish name ish Shpeckles
Becaushe she doeshn't like wabbits, preshioush?
How can people live without reading books?
How can people live without reading books?
Because they are Nazgul.
Where are all the stars that go nova?
Where are all the stars that go nova?
In the book I just wrote. 
How can I read when listening to a CD but I can't when listening to live music?
How can I read when listening to a CD but I can't when listening to live music?
because live music is better(the other movie i wuz referring to the 1 i hate is Robin Hood Men in Tights and i agree with ur comment about the bunny CC)
why did my admiral deny my request to be transferred to Hawaii and then when i asked if i could go to lake Tahoe he threatened to have me court marshalled?(im not really in the navy but answer my question anyway)
Why did I quote The Cosby Show? Arrrgh!
why did my admiral deny my request to be transferred to Hawaii and then when i asked if i could go to lake Tahoe he threatened to have me court marshalled?(im not really in the navy but answer my question anyway)
Why did I quote The Cosby Show? Arrrgh!
Simple - the thought of you in either place frightened him terribly. Would you send you to either place when your insanity could cause World War lll to be started there?
How full can you fill a water balloon?
How full can you fill a water balloon?
Until it pops?
Ho much can you guys love me, the person who started this awesome thread?be nice
Namarie,
Arwen
Ho much can you guys love me, the person who started this awesome thread?be nice
Namarie,
Arwen
Never enough. There, wasn't that nice?
Where do used biro's go when they die?
Where do used biro's go when they die?
In my desk drawer. Hundreds of them......
Why can music make us cry?
Why can music make us cry?
Because I told it to.
What would happen if you tried to toast a marshmallow in the sun?
What would happen if you tried to toast a marshmallow in the sun?
Doesn't work...takes hours. My skin roasts faster than a marshmellow.
Can you drink an entire Gatorade in one gulp?
Can you drink an entire Gatorade in one gulp?
Impossible. the body can't handle that.
If aliens came to earth and asked you to take them to your leader.....who would you take them too?
If aliens came to earth and asked you to take them to your leader.....who would you take them too?
Merle Haggard(DUH!)
were am i
were am i
In front of your computer, of course.
How often do you take a breath?
How often do you take a breath?
About 3000 times an hour.
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the sky blue?
Because I painted it that way.
Is it possible to jog faster than you can run?
Is it possible to jog faster than you can run?
Nope cause jogging is running only slower and running is jogging only faster, and if you do both at hte same time then whew your gonna need some help, especially if you drink a two liter bottle of soda every half mile and if you do that, WHEW boy are you gonna need help to the nearest facilaty!!!!!
Why is Science called science, and if math where called History would it still be math or would it be history, or would History be English if math where history?
Why is Science called science, and if math where called History would it still be math or would it be history, or would History be English if math where history?
Math would still be math even if it's disguised as History. No disguise will ever work for math! So now that we have decided that math can never be history, history will stay history, and English will always be English. Good. And science is called science for the good order of things. It would get complicated if we started calling science history, and history math and math Latin and Latin English and English science, so that's why we call science science.
If we were to discover a tenth planet in our solar system, what would you call it?
If we were to discover a tenth planet in our solar system, what would you call it?
Planet Stoney.
What would you do if all of a sudden you shrunk to the size of a mouse?
What would you do if all of a sudden you shrunk to the size of a mouse?
