I don't think so. Everybody needs something to fight for. Whether or not it's just a bunch of others' common goal, or your own, personal goal, everyone needs something, or somebody to fight for.
Why do berry blast Icees taste like cherry-flavored cough syrup?
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Because the berries are actually cherries in disguise.
Ehm.
Why is the simple present called "simple"?
Ehm.
Why is the simple present called "simple"?
because you are a simpleton(just kidding)
why do squirrels climb trees and rats live under hale bales instead of the other way around(quiznos rodents dont count as either of these categories)
why do squirrels climb trees and rats live under hale bales instead of the other way around(quiznos rodents dont count as either of these categories)
Wouldn't it be rather silly if squirrels climbed hay bales and rats lived under trees? 
Who's next?
Who's next?
I am.
Who invented the door?
Who invented the door?
Some guy who wanted to keep his wife out of the cave. 
What does water smell like?
What does water smell like?
Hang on, I'll check...
Corn.
Look around. How many door handles are in your immediate field of vision?
Corn.
Look around. How many door handles are in your immediate field of vision?
two
who am i
who am i
You are you and no other, for if you were any other, you wouldnt be the person you are
yeah, i know... it confuses me 2 lol
umm
If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why do we sing a song about it?
yeah, i know... it confuses me 2 lol
umm
If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why do we sing a song about it?
Because we were drunk at the time.
What colour is a red hat?
What colour is a red hat?
Every color with the exception of except red
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
I think we are.
Diddley doo, who am I talking too?
Diddley doo, who am I talking too?
No one in particular apparently. 
To continue the stream of silly, but fun questions:
Where are we going to?
To continue the stream of silly, but fun questions:
Where are we going to?
We come from the nowhere, go to the no place.
Are you wearing a watch?
Are you wearing a watch?
watch? nay squire i am reading poetry, be off, off you varlot!
Ahem!
" "There's not a joy the world can give that it takes away
When the glow of early thought declines in feeling's dull decay,
'Tis not on youth's smooth cheek the blush alone, which fades so fast,
But the tender bloom of heart is gone, ere youth itself be past."
Ahem!
" "There's not a joy the world can give that it takes away
When the glow of early thought declines in feeling's dull decay,
'Tis not on youth's smooth cheek the blush alone, which fades so fast,
But the tender bloom of heart is gone, ere youth itself be past."
Are you feeling sick today?
No, 'tis only a case of the butterflys. 
How high can you fly?
How high can you fly?
Let me try....... 1.49 meter!
Why are you online?
Why are you online?
Because real life is boring and surreal is MUCH cooler!
Why are you online?
Why are you online?
Because it is better thatn being offline.
Did you comb your hair today?
Did you comb your hair today?
no,never comb my hair
have you ever eaten fish?
have you ever eaten fish?
I must say I have, yes, to my great shame.
Can you pick up something from the floor with your toes?
Can you pick up something from the floor with your toes?
Yes, it annoys the crap out of my family... that's why i do it
now for my question
Have you been camping yet this summer?
now for my question
Have you been camping yet this summer?
No, unfortunately not.
Do you know what itai means?
Do you know what itai means?
No, but I'd be a much happier person if you'd tell me. 
Who knows?
Who knows?
I do! It means 'pain' or 'ouch' in Japanese. Okay, another:
Do you know what konnichiwa means?
Do you know what konnichiwa means?
It's hello in Japanese. I think.
What are Message Board Posts?
What are Message Board Posts?
Posts in message boards?
Here's a question that's been bothering my brother and I:
What do you call people who live in the ciry of Romeo?
Here's a question that's been bothering my brother and I:
What do you call people who live in the ciry of Romeo?
by ciry you meen city right?
romeoinins
what does tethelles meen?(hint:its Greek)
romeoinins
what does tethelles meen?(hint:its Greek)
I don't know and Google doesn't know.
What color is blue cheese?
What color is blue cheese?
depends on how old it is
(tethelles meens either who are you or what do you want,but it might be slightly different than how i spelled it ive never seen it written,if anyone knows for sure what it meens please tell me,or if you know which word is what do you want in greek,i forgot both and im pretty sure tethelles was one of them)
why do postmen deliver mail instead of post?
(tethelles meens either who are you or what do you want,but it might be slightly different than how i spelled it ive never seen it written,if anyone knows for sure what it meens please tell me,or if you know which word is what do you want in greek,i forgot both and im pretty sure tethelles was one of them)
why do postmen deliver mail instead of post?
Because it's bothersome trying to lug around big wooden posts than having to carry some metal on your back 
Can (or could) you ahve gotton wool from a wooly mammoth?
Can (or could) you ahve gotton wool from a wooly mammoth?
Yes, as a result prehistoric man always got nasty itchy jumpers from his prehistoric Gran every christmas.
What is the most gut wrenchingly terrifying thing you have ever seen?
What is the most gut wrenchingly terrifying thing you have ever seen?
Cat eyes glowing in the dark and the cat hissing at me.
And big hairy spiders.
Do you believe there is life on other planets?
And big hairy spiders.
Do you believe there is life on other planets?
No, not really.
What is grass made of?
What is grass made of?
Little fairies that disguise themselves as the the little thready things when you pull a blade of grass apart.
Wait,
What kind of grass did you mean?
Wait,
What kind of grass did you mean?
The big ugly crab grass that litters one's lawn.
What does an apple taste like on the moon?
What does an apple taste like on the moon?
An apple with less weight and therefore low fat?
If they can put a man on the moon, why don't they send them all there?
If they can put a man on the moon, why don't they send them all there?
because we would make the moon a dump and cause cosmic polution
why do i always forget what i meant to type?
why do i always forget what i meant to type?
Because you take too long to type it! Jus' kidding...
How much more is eleventy-seven than eleventy-four?
How much more is eleventy-seven than eleventy-four?
3
(and your right i type too slow because i need time to remember what i was going to type DAAAAAAAAH!)
why does a tree grow when a pig doesnt and the rooster is choking on a goldfish while the cat eats beans and the pigeon is dying because it ate too much rice and i dont know what happened to the dog,but a man cant live off bread alone so bring me a burger,and now the panda is eating grass while a horse eats bamboo and i cant stop typing because im under the pressure of a lot of caffeine and nobody knows the trouble ive seen,and theres a lake of stew and whiskey too,you can paddle around them in a big canoe at the big rock candy mountain.and the cow jumped over the moon CRASH NOOOO i broke the innkeepers mugs and dissappeared under the table because of that ring,NOOOOOOOOO PRECIOUS!
(and your right i type too slow because i need time to remember what i was going to type DAAAAAAAAH!)
why does a tree grow when a pig doesnt and the rooster is choking on a goldfish while the cat eats beans and the pigeon is dying because it ate too much rice and i dont know what happened to the dog,but a man cant live off bread alone so bring me a burger,and now the panda is eating grass while a horse eats bamboo and i cant stop typing because im under the pressure of a lot of caffeine and nobody knows the trouble ive seen,and theres a lake of stew and whiskey too,you can paddle around them in a big canoe at the big rock candy mountain.and the cow jumped over the moon CRASH NOOOO i broke the innkeepers mugs and dissappeared under the table because of that ring,NOOOOOOOOO PRECIOUS!
My only possible response, to that, err, absolute nonsense, is:
O.o
o.O
O.o
o.O
Where did my marbles go?
O.o
o.O
O.o
o.O
Where did my marbles go?
you put them in your mouth rode a mechanical bull and spat them out one by one despite your efforts to retain them
(what state are you in icey,assuming your American,were always on at the same time)
whose line is it anyway?lol
Neither the answer nor the question is original; I must brand the initials of the chosen one to the broad of my forehead in order to recompense. That word may not be used correctly.
(what state are you in icey,assuming your American,were always on at the same time)
whose line is it anyway?lol
Neither the answer nor the question is original; I must brand the initials of the chosen one to the broad of my forehead in order to recompense. That word may not be used correctly.
Louisiana! Whose line? MY line! Here's another of my lines:
Do you eat glue? Or dogfood? Or other food that should not be edible for humans?
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I believe its my life's quest to outwit others, which isn't hard to do when you're surrounded by dimwits.
I believe its my life's quest to outwit others, which isn't hard to do when you're surrounded by dimwits.
Do you eat glue? Or dogfood? Or other food that should not be edible for humans?
Nope!
Why can't a fly bird?
(read carefully! lol)
Why can't a fly bird?
(read carefully! lol)
because im not going to take the time to think about that at all
where am i?
where am i?
Up a tree on Hampstead Heath.
What colour is my right sock?
What colour is my right sock?
The colour of my tail.
How much wood could a?
How much wood could a?
Three
Why don't all those stupid game threads which have nothing to do with Tolkien just get deleted?
Why don't all those stupid game threads which have nothing to do with Tolkien just get deleted?
Because I won't allow it.
How random can you be?
How random can you be?
