Dirt.
Do you like cheetos?
(P.S. Etharion, I did, I already replied today.)
Thread: How random can you be?
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They're ok.
If a giant blog of melted cheese fell on your car, what would you do?
If a giant blog of melted cheese fell on your car, what would you do?
Make toast quickly!
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, the end or near the top?
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, the end or near the top?
In the middle.
Do you like cold pizza?
Do you like cold pizza?
love it but day old pizza that has been in the fridge and then microwaved is better
do you like simulation games?
do you like simulation games?
I dont know
could i get my hands on the deed to Iceland somehow?
could i get my hands on the deed to Iceland somehow?
Tried that. Didn't work. Easier to get Colorado. 
How many pancakes does it take to fill up the mediteranian sea?
How many pancakes does it take to fill up the mediteranian sea?
Oh, about 36 950 856 203 504 647 789 258 120 378 965 002. It's only a rough estimate though. 
How many days would you need to swim across the Atlantic from Scotland to New York?
How many days would you need to swim across the Atlantic from Scotland to New York?
One, if I could swim fast enough, however, seeing as how I ate those pankakes for breakfast, and they were sinkers rather than floaters, I no longer am able to even make it past the Scottish low tide line.
Can you touch your elbow together behind your back?
Can you touch your elbow together behind your back?
Sorry, Grondy, few inches too short. Colorado, CC?! Don't even think of trying to grab the deed with me planted here!!! 
Can you keep a hula hoop going while walking ?
Colorado, CC?! Don't even think of trying to grab the deed with me planted here!!! Can you keep a hula hoop going while walking ?
Kinda... but I can barely keep a hula-hoop going while standing still!! 
ok... my question...
Theoretically, isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
ok... my question...
Theoretically, isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Theoretically, yes, though I had never thought about it that way. But practically it turned out to be a nice place to have some fun with your friends, providing you don't stay too long.
Can you write with both hands?
Can you write with both hands?
Yes, although slower with the left. My handwriting is unreadable regardless of wich hand I use, but in theory it is a nice ability! 
Vindea: Don't you know the Earth is a lab run by mice? Read the book! Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Ok, it's not one, more like 5 1/2, but who's counting anyway.
Why don't I come up with a good question?
Vindea: Don't you know the Earth is a lab run by mice? Read the book! Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Ok, it's not one, more like 5 1/2, but who's counting anyway.
Why don't I come up with a good question?
On account of your having drank too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Tis a long journey...
We, as individuals, may or may not get there before the end - but as long as we strive to find our destination, nobody can ask more!
Grondy - I have no clue, that was a pretty rubbish answer on my part - I do apologise!
Excellent question - Unless of course you are sitting on a train as you type!?!?
In which case:
Yes dear, nearly.... Please stop asking every 2 minutes!
Ooops... I need to leave a question don't I !!?
Ok...
Why did they change 'Marathon' to 'Snickers' & why the change from 'Opal Fruits' to 'Starburst' ???
(Apologies to any of my international friends who may not have the above products available to them.... Just answer as you would if you can think of any sweet or foodstuff that has had a name change in recent times for no apparent reason & makes no sense!!)
We, as individuals, may or may not get there before the end - but as long as we strive to find our destination, nobody can ask more!
Grondy - I have no clue, that was a pretty rubbish answer on my part - I do apologise!
Excellent question - Unless of course you are sitting on a train as you type!?!?
In which case:Yes dear, nearly.... Please stop asking every 2 minutes!
Ooops... I need to leave a question don't I !!?
Ok...
Why did they change 'Marathon' to 'Snickers' & why the change from 'Opal Fruits' to 'Starburst' ???
(Apologies to any of my international friends who may not have the above products available to them.... Just answer as you would if you can think of any sweet or foodstuff that has had a name change in recent times for no apparent reason & makes no sense!!)
Because they felt like it? You just said it makes no sense, so I don't see how I should know why...
Ehm...
How are you today?
Ehm...
How are you today?
I am very fine, thank you! But only because today was my last day as an eighth grader! YAAAAaaaaaay!!!!!
What planet do you live on?
What planet do you live on?
HobbitHomie05
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 24th May 2004 (11:03pm)
has made 389 posts and is a Hobbit from Hobbiton and is not online.
Posted Monday 24th May 2004 (11:03pm)
I'm so great todAY!!!!!!! Because for some weird reason i loe Mike Vogel even more then before!!! WEIRD I KNOW!!! thanks for asking!
How are you this fine day?
How are you this fine day?
Dude! We posted at the exact same time! That's so cool!
Woops, one liner, I forgot, well, now it's two!
Woops, one liner, I forgot, well, now it's two!
im fine
who would win in a fight gollum or cher?
who would win in a fight gollum or cher?
Gollum.
What is your credic card numb......*Ahem* .....What are you reading now?
What is your credic card numb......*Ahem* .....What are you reading now?
Nothing, I'm waiting for my dad to finish the Icewind Dale trilogy, so I can read it. But, right now, I'm reading my email, and I have none!
Would you name a teeny, tiny little dog (chaweenie) Maximus?
Would you name a teeny, tiny little dog (chaweenie) Maximus?
Yes! If only to see the looks on other people's faces. 
I know a guy who owns a little Jack Russell named Brutus. It's fun!
Are you afraid of mice?
I know a guy who owns a little Jack Russell named Brutus. It's fun! Are you afraid of mice?
no
do squirrels eat soup?
do squirrels eat soup?
Not the soup i eat. Me and my Redneck family. Squirells are gourmet food to us.lol
Are wierd noises no the coolest things ever?
Are wierd noises no the coolest things ever?
what do you meen by "weird noises"
i have a redneck family to
why do they call it bacon,you dont bake it you fry it!
I stole that question from Third Rock from the Sun, which I haven't watched in years now.
i have a redneck family to
why do they call it bacon,you dont bake it you fry it!
I stole that question from Third Rock from the Sun, which I haven't watched in years now.
The word 'bacon' did not come about because of the 'baking' - you are correct. It actually came about when someone under-cooked the first ever 'rasher' ....
" Hey, Bob!! Put it 'back-on!" ... Back-on ... The civilisation had not got k in their alphabet so it was "Bac-on"
Hence the word 'Bacon' !!
There, hope that clears it all up! (Bit crap - apologies, next time ask someone else & you may get a more intelligent answer! )
Q: What is the average number of spots on a ladybird?
" Hey, Bob!! Put it 'back-on!" ... Back-on ... The civilisation had not got k in their alphabet so it was "Bac-on"
Hence the word 'Bacon' !!
There, hope that clears it all up! (Bit crap - apologies, next time ask someone else & you may get a more intelligent answer!
)Q: What is the average number of spots on a ladybird?
I'd have to say SIX
but i'm probably wrong...*sighs*
Why are sperm whales called "sperm" whales, and if there exists a colleration between name and substance, then whose stoopid idea was it to call em that?
but i'm probably wrong...*sighs*
Why are sperm whales called "sperm" whales, and if there exists a colleration between name and substance, then whose stoopid idea was it to call em that?
I'm sure there's no connection at all. (easy answer )
Where would we live if we couldn't live on earth anymore?
)Where would we live if we couldn't live on earth anymore?
Mars, maybe?
How hot does the cheese on pizza get if it is burned with lave from Mt. Doom?
How hot does the cheese on pizza get if it is burned with lave from Mt. Doom?
It'd emediatly dissinigrate.
How tall is the average attick at the lowerst point on the longest night of the year?
How tall is the average attick at the lowerst point on the longest night of the year?
As tall as it should be, or as I say it is...
How long will you fall if you jump off of a short building?
How long will you fall if you jump off of a short building?
Just long enough to scream, then *splat* !
Where would be the best location in the world to die in?
Where would be the best location in the world to die in?
Nowhere
How many beans does it take to make a bean salad?
How many beans does it take to make a bean salad?
Somewhere far, far away. Somewhere I won't visit for a looooong time.
What does water taste, really?
Oops! Etharion writes faster than me!
Beans? Well, how many italians is there in italian salad? If you look in shrimp salad, I think the answer is "very, very few".
What does water taste, really?
Oops! Etharion writes faster than me!
Beans? Well, how many italians is there in italian salad? If you look in shrimp salad, I think the answer is "very, very few".
Water tastes like nothing, basically, but it tastes better than anything when you're really really thirsty.
How do you think the world will end?
How do you think the world will end?
It will go out in a blaze of glory. Actually that will probably leave it as large ember-like rock. Ready to be cued up for a game of Brockevillion (sp?) Space Billiards.
Which shoe do you put on first: left, brown, right, black, offside rear?
Which shoe do you put on first: left, brown, right, black, offside rear?
All of them at once.
How do YOU think the world will end?
How do YOU think the world will end?
I know how the world will end.
Do you eat salsa with your chips?
Do you eat salsa with your chips?
No thanks. Yuk.
Do Vogons really exist, and if yes: why?
Do Vogons really exist, and if yes: why?
Because it needs to get help.
No offence...
Can you wiggle your ears?
No offence...
Can you wiggle your ears?
no
how many Japanese people are there 0.5 feet across the nations border?(by nation i meen Japan)
how many Japanese people are there 0.5 feet across the nations border?(by nation i meen Japan)
Half of one Japanese person, cause one person could only fit in a whole foot.
How many doctors does it take to change the neighbor's license plate?
How many doctors does it take to change the neighbor's license plate?
46.
How many hairs are their on your head?
How many hairs are their on your head?
how many hairs are there on your head?
what is a dozen eggs if seven are left and 102 have been eaten?
what is a dozen eggs if seven are left and 102 have been eaten?
They are................confusing my brain, for it doesn't usually work so hard...
Do you like frogs? And if so, do they give you warts?
Do you like frogs? And if so, do they give you warts?
Frogs are.....fine. We have toads in our yard.
What is the first letter of your mother's father's middle name?
What is the first letter of your mother's father's middle name?
j
who are you?
who are you?
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect!
What's your dog's favorite color?
What's your dog's favorite color?
Dogs see in black and white, and since white isn't a color but a mix of all colors, then i would have to say black.
If Arwen had never fallen in love with Aragorn, then he wouldn't have thought of her while fighting against Mordor, therefore, would we have won anyway?
If Arwen had never fallen in love with Aragorn, then he wouldn't have thought of her while fighting against Mordor, therefore, would we have won anyway?
