Launch into a desperate bid with my (former) "pet" cats, stressing the importance of an all natural and nutritious vegetarian diet.
When snow melts...where does the white go?
Thread: How random can you be?
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Into fried eggs.
Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?
Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?
I don't understand your question sorry!!
What does it fell like to touch a rainbow?
What does it fell like to touch a rainbow?
like nuking ur hand in a microwave fer an hour
what is my definition fer the word "katucket"?
what is my definition fer the word "katucket"?
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Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?
Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?
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I don't understand your question sorry!!
I don't understand your question sorry!!
Lightbulb jokes! How many (add profession of choice) does it take to change a lightbulb? Ring any bells. They even told one on Babylon 5.
Pah, I don't understand your question either. Nyer!
How many HobbitHomie05s does it take to change a lightbulb?
They're still counting.
What is the longest word in the english language sanctioned by the 20th Chambers Dictionary?
(Hint: It's 45 letters. Medical terms not applicable!)
What is the longest word in the english language sanctioned by the 20th Chambers Dictionary?
(Hint: It's 45 letters. Medical terms not applicable!)
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
it's a lung disease or something?
yea what ever, what would happen to an elf if you cut off it's long blonde hair and died it brown?
it's a lung disease or something?
yea what ever, what would happen to an elf if you cut off it's long blonde hair and died it brown?
You'd have a nice pretty wig
What will happen if you stand under a waterlilly for 5 minutes?
What will happen if you stand under a waterlilly for 5 minutes?
you'd be all wet I guess?
How much blood would you lose if you stapled your hand?
How much blood would you lose if you stapled your hand?
Depends how many staples you use.
Why does grass keep growing?
Why does grass keep growing?
because of rain.
what does legolas' hair smell like?
what does legolas' hair smell like?
Roses with a bit of cinnamon
What would Arwen ask to Mr. Sandman?
Namarie,
Arwen
What would Arwen ask to Mr. Sandman?
Namarie,
Arwen
"Hey, how much to off Aragorn?"
What would happen if you shoved an entire pizza up your nose?
What would happen if you shoved an entire pizza up your nose?
It means you will have no dinner tonight.
If an artist makes art, what does mist make?
If an artist makes art, what does mist make?
M's
what would allthe drinks in the world tast like mixed together?
what would allthe drinks in the world tast like mixed together?
You'd be too drunk from your last party to even know what's going into your mouth, and if you were sober enough to taste it, then it tastes like cherry cola mixed with grapes, dr. pepper, and alcohol.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it.
What would you say to me if you met me?
What would you say to me if you met me?
'Hello....'
What would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had no wood??
What would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had no wood??
The next best thing: straw.
What is a wood chuck?
What is a wood chuck?
nickname for a beaver
what would happen if you looked directly at the sun for as long as it was out?
what would happen if you looked directly at the sun for as long as it was out?
I don't think you would see much anymore...
Why didn't Noah leave those two mosquitos behind when he left on his boat?
Why didn't Noah leave those two mosquitos behind when he left on his boat?
Because the fly's would have been lonely.
Why do we write left to right?
Why do we write left to right?
!tfel ot thgir etorw ew fi gnisufnoc gnad eb dluow ti esuaceB
Why am I online right now?
Why am I online right now?
Because you were hoping I would be on also??????
What area on the world are you in?
What area on the world are you in?
The right one.
Why did we invent a photocamera if we never want to be on a photo?
Why did we invent a photocamera if we never want to be on a photo?
Who says I invented a camera?
what do your feet smell like?
what do your feet smell like?
They smell like soap right now, I have just taken a bath.
Why do kings get to sit on a throne?
Why do kings get to sit on a throne?
Besause servants sit in chairs.
Why do keyboards click?
Why do keyboards click?
Because people thought they could get people like me who are on 24/7 off by the annoying clicking sound, but sorry people I'm not disturbed!!!
Why did my parents tell me not to watch t.v. or go online after school?
Why did my parents tell me not to watch t.v. or go online after school?
Because they knew that if you did, you would never get to make your homework, and then you would fail all your courses and they would feel guilty because they didn't tell you not to go online or watch TV after school.
Why does being smart seem to make you unpopular?
Why does being smart seem to make you unpopular?
Because all that hard work and studying leaves you no time to socialize!!
Why is Account spelt with two c's?
Why is Account spelt with two c's?
Because the person who made up the word was stupid, and their name was CeeCee, or soemthing...
What is your perfect man (or woman) like?
What is your perfect man (or woman) like?
Well, for a start he doesn't exist.....
What was the last thing given to you as a present?
What was the last thing given to you as a present?
I don't remember...might have been a gift card I got for Christmas.
What kind of car do you drive?
What kind of car do you drive?
Ford Focus stationwagon. It's my paretns car, cuz i can't afford one of my own at the moment!!
Why do we look everywhere for the tv remote for ten minutes, when we could just turn the channel on the tv itself, and after the show is finished, then look for the remote?
Why do we look everywhere for the tv remote for ten minutes, when we could just turn the channel on the tv itself, and after the show is finished, then look for the remote?
Because there is something on after the show that is even better!! Like maybe it's the simpsons!! Waahoo!!
Why do we have to disect frogs in science, can't we just look at pictures (no to get the full learning experiance you have to have guts squirting in your face!)?
Why do we have to disect frogs in science, can't we just look at pictures (no to get the full learning experiance you have to have guts squirting in your face!)?
You have to smell the frog's insides, young grasshopper, and see what he has ate, err, eaten.
What is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?
(When I was a baby, I ate a can of live worms.)
What is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?
(When I was a baby, I ate a can of live worms.)
Hmmmm......pig's feet?? (soooo good). Maybe snails......my dad and my grandmother used to eat pickled cow tongues. Eww. I couldn't even try it.
Why do we say one thing, when we really mean the other?
Why do we say one thing, when we really mean the other?
Because the one thing is easier to say. And because people can never make up their minds anyway.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Lost in the endless, empty stretch of nowhere that is.... my mind!
Where are YOU?
Where are YOU?
between here and there
Is a bottomless pit really bottomless?
Is a bottomless pit really bottomless?
No.
How far can you stick your arm down the toilet?
How far can you stick your arm down the toilet?
for as long as your arm is
Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the re-make that is)?
Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the re-make that is)?
No
how much counting does it take to make a chickens lung explode(with no other factors involved)
how much counting does it take to make a chickens lung explode(with no other factors involved)
How much counting does it take to make a chicken's lung explode???
I haven't a clue dude, sorry.
Why didn't Belgium win the Eurovision song contest?
I haven't a clue dude, sorry.
Why didn't Belgium win the Eurovision song contest?
Because I was not listening.
Where are those pizza boxes that are never used?
Where are those pizza boxes that are never used?
In a cave, far underground, called the Old Pizza Palace!
What color shoes am I wearing?
Hint: Just guess
'nother hint: they match my feet...
What color shoes am I wearing?
Hint: Just guess
'nother hint: they match my feet...
transparent???
Is a gnom really a creature of the woods or of the open plains?
Is a gnom really a creature of the woods or of the open plains?
He is a creature of wherever he so chooses.
(I'm not wearing shoes!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(I'm not wearing shoes!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a discount at the mal.
what am I wearing on my feet?
hint-its something smelly
hint 2- and its not a dead chicken
(P.S. Icefangs dont forget to reply the RPG threads)
what am I wearing on my feet?
hint-its something smelly
hint 2- and its not a dead chicken
(P.S. Icefangs dont forget to reply the RPG threads)