Gimli decides to take a poll....

Grondy with Trousers..
or
Grondy with Legolas faced unmentionables..

Cast your votes now.






I never knew i had words of wisdom...

Arwen votes for the Legolas faced unmentionables. Always eager to add some spice to life.

Star considers...Galadriel or Legolas, decides she prefers Boromirs face ON her unmentionables and smiling serenely sits back to watch the poll results.

*by now the windmills sails, which are kinda damp, are just catching around. Unfortunatly a breeze has blown up and the sails are begining to turn, rather quickly, with Halo still atatched to one of them* "Burn! Buuurrrrrn...wooo, dizzy...somebody stop the world I wanna get off!"

There sure is some supernatural stuff going on here...
Does Tommie perhaps have a new ring of power that freezes time?

"ooh! Time-stopage...hey Tom...can you teach me how to do that?" *grins in a mildly deranged way as, outside, the fire-brigade (two hobbits with a bucket of water) put out the burning windmill* "Oh poo, they put that out quick...guess I'll have to wait until its dried out untill I can set it on fire again."

"No unmentionables? None at all? Sounds rather worrying that..." Halo looks around "Hmmm...I notice a lack of something in this pub...we need a christmas tree in here!"

Sorry Grondy.. didnt realize i had even done it!

Noticed this....





RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 15/12/2002 by gimli_axe_wielder]

*Halo waits till she thinks nobodys watching then pulls a M:TG card out of her pocket...its a SPONTANIOUS CHRISTMAS TREE CARD!* "Bwahahahahaha! Treeeee's!" *she waves the card around and suddenly a christmas tree appears out of no-where and the pub is magicly decorated!!!* "Oooooh! Shiney tinsel!" >>*insert manic laughter here*<<

Here Here Faramir!!!! Hail and well met! a drink on the house.

I hope you enjoy your stay here, please let me know if you require a room.



*gimli scratches his head, wondering how he went into the kitchen with no decorations hung, and returned with an entire tree up, PLUS!!!!*

ohhhh nice!!!

look at all the sparkly bits!!!!

:wavingsanta;

Halo sniggers quietly at the looks of surprise on Gimli and Faramir's faces when they spot the crimbo decorations and then spots her lack of alchohole "Aw poo!...Well I was looking for an excuse to sing anyways..." she hauls herself out of her seat and starts to sing...
"into a dream, I took a turn, and promised to return
the way we were, the way we met, the way I lit your cigarette
the way it trailed, into a stream, and lay down between

you had to choose, a side to lose, and divide yourself in two
the way you were, long before, you were a walkin' civil war
but you forget, where the road goes, and tonite it shows

into your soul, I tried to climb, but found the hole to high
for me to leave, the way I'd learned, and found I couldn't turn
the way the trees, and fallin' rain, remind me in a way

the way you were, the day we met, the way I lit your cigarette
the way it changed, into a strange, Cole Porter phrase
but you forget, how the song goes, and tonite it shows"

Takeing a bow she wanders back to the bar and sits down "Beeeeeeer please Gimli..."

*Offers his hand in assistance to gimli as he falls off his stool*

*unnoticed, a grinchy-looking Skwerl nips out the back door with all the pressies that until recently were under the tree.*

Star suddenlt finds herself buried under a humungus pile of christmas presents. Halo winces "Wups, guess my aims a little off...someone call the fire brigade, or air-sea rescue, or a dwarf!" Halo and a few other people start to dig Star out.
A few miles away, in his seacret squirrel lair, a suspiciously grinchy-looking Skwerl suddenly finda himself being chased by an unstopable, indestructable, 7 foot tall, sword wealding,spiffy-cool spikey armor wearing, random lunatic! (see exibit A if you dare -> http://www.mtgworld.com/picture_gallery/image.php3?src=galleryVI/mc-g reven_big.jpg) Bwahahahahaha!
Meanwhile, back at the Inn Halo slips her fave card back into the strange sub-pocket-alternative-universe where she keeps her many M:TG cards and sniggers evilly to herself, knowing that the Random Lunatic will only stop chasing the grinchy Crimbo thief when he comes back to the Inn and admits to what he's done. Resisting the urge to break into more spontanious evil cackling she goes back to digging Star out from under the new crimbo prezzies "Hey, I've found a hand...oh thank the gods theres an arm attached to it..."


(what can I say? I like to see other people haveing a good christmas...even if it means setting spontanious lunatics on grinchy people)

[Edited on 7/12pm02/1984 by Halo_Black]

[Edited on 7/12pm02/1984 by Halo_Black]

Scooby dooby doo, where are you
we got some work to do now
We can count on you, scooby doo
we know you'll catch that vilian

you know we gotta mystery..
something something something
get ready to attack
dont hold back
and scooby doo if you come through
your gonna find yourself a scooby snack





*ok.. thats all i remember by heart*

SCOOBY DOES NOT PHASE ME!

*In his grinchy Xmas lair, the Skwerl and Commander Greven il-Vec, sit wearing party hats and sharing out the pressies between themselves, whilst smoking big fat cigars and drinking fine Laphroaig single malt.*

"Ah well, at least they ain't playing strip poker...next time I send something to stoopid to fall under that grinchy skwerl's evil mind-controling powers. A cuttle-fish perhaps..."

Arwen notices the little hobbit in the reindeer get-up sitting in the corner looking very forlorn with a dried out sprig of mistle-toe hanging from his antler. She smiles sweetly at him and gives him a little peck on the cheek, before nodding at Tommie and saying 'Merry Chritmas all'.

Grondy hauls himself from his corner table to the piano and decides to liven things up with the Jerry Lee Lewis' rendition of

'GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!'
Except not being sure if Gimli's old Steinway is up to such stress,

He picks out 'Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater'
And everybody goes back to hibernating.

Sorry Gimli.

LadyofLegolas carefully steps through the low door and looks around. Seeing the sign she smiles and begans to sing in her sweet voice.
"A Elbereth Gilthoniel
siivren penna miriel
o menmel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
o galdhremmin ennorath
Fanuilos, le linnathron
nef aear, si nef aeron"

Then she orders an ale as she does not like beer.
As she is the shy type she prefers to just watch whats going pon, before she voices her opinion. Very good ale though.

[Edited on 22/1/2003 by ladyoflegolas]

"No problem me laddo lets get this thing on"
Dar grabbed the toes and headed over to Gimli
"Here you go mate get them down ye....your gonna need them hahahah" quibed Dar
"Now just let me prepare myself Gimli"
"Fare enough dar do your thing"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" roared Dar as he ripped off his and then he ran outside and attacked a tree.
"Right then I'm ready" smiled Dar as he walked back in.

At the sweet sound of ladyoflegolas' voice, Tommie wakes up somewhere in a corner. "Happy New Year!! Oh, it's way past New Year already... Let's have a drink anyway."

God I need an aspirine. No, it's not what you think. Just been to the dentist. Ouch.

Gimli nods to the two ladies.....



NEW YEARS?!?!?!?! what did they put in this new batch of malt beer?